So I dated this virgo and...

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- the main reason I called things off was because I didn't believe I was their future husband and we were like friends.

Otherwise they were great experience to date and overall wonderful.

Then again I haven't had horrible experiences with Virgos in life or online in general and don't get triggered when they offer me help, so I might not be the best to listen to. I attract the highest quality of Virgos clearly.
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Look the Virgo's need a thread where their tribe gets positive stories instead of the endless whining and bitching about them being controlling, or unemotional, etc.
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Well then why not add that instead of your-

I dated a Virgo and they were lovely but I told them to kick rocks cause they were not wife material and friend zoned.

Seriously—? LMAO

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Look the Virgo's need a thread where their tribe gets positive stories instead of the endless whining and bitching about them being controlling, or unemotional, etc.

Well then why not add that instead of your-

I dated a Virgo and they were lovely but I told them to kick rocks cause they were not wife material and friend zoned.

Seriously—? LMAO

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If I just posted pure positivity on this website, I would be seen as a possible catfish/ someone's puppet account looking to fuck as many Virgo's on this site as possible.

My post has the downer ending to shown I had zero intention of seducing Virgos over the internet (again)
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Look the Virgo's need a thread where their tribe gets positive stories instead of the endless whining and bitching about them being controlling, or unemotional, etc.

Well then why not add that instead of your-

I dated a Virgo and they were lovely but I told them to kick rocks cause they were not wife material and friend zoned.

Seriously—? LMAO

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If I just posted pure positivity on this website, I would be seen as a possible catfish/ someone's puppet account looking to fuck as many Virgo's on this site as possible.

My post has the downer ending to shown I had zero intention of seducing Virgos over the internet (again)
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That and also if he is a man and she is a woman - why is ‘they’ used as if he was talking about both genders?

Do people say it love they? 🤦‍♀️

They is when it's trans or same sex but "they" don't want to admit it 😄
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So they love them like if they weren’t them? Or they would love them regardless?
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That and also if he is a man and she is a woman - why is ‘they’ used as if he was talking about both genders?

Do people say it love they? 🤦‍♀️

They is when it's trans or same sex but "they" don't want to admit it 😄

So they love them like if they weren’t them? Or they would love them regardless?
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That and also if he is a man and she is a woman - why is ‘they’ used as if he was talking about both genders?

Do people say it love they? 🤦‍♀️

They is when it's trans or same sex but "they" don't want to admit it 😄

So they love them like if they weren’t them? Or they would love them regardless?

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Exactly!

Fuck them...
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That and also if he is a man and she is a woman - why is ‘they’ used as if he was talking about both genders?

Do people say it love they? 🤦‍♀️

They is when it's trans or same sex but "they" don't want to admit it 😄
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Ye doth assumeth too much.

I used they as a barrier of sorts to protect their identify.

I've seen how this site gets at times.
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That and also if he is a man and she is a woman - why is ‘they’ used as if he was talking about both genders?

Do people say it love they? 🤦‍♀️

They is when it's trans or same sex but "they" don't want to admit it 😄

Ye doth assumeth too much.

I used they as a barrier of sorts to protect their identify.

I've seen how this site gets at times.
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I said SEDUCE ME!!!

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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

Like I said, I give ya'll pure uncut affection- but it won't be taken as just a general love for the archtype & mentaility.

Naturally if you're on a signs board and not bitchin about them, you wanna be player/slut and collect them.
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Someone is always trying to keep us as sex slaves

🤣🤣
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I said SEDUCE ME!!!

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Dear random Sag on DXP,

Seduction is a two way street and so far I have seen nothing to stir my loins or anything else. Also you're demands would find if I was a Dancer at your friend's bachelorette party, since you'd be paying me to play with and seduce you (along with the others girls there.) Fully focused Capricorn seduction is at a premium price here, no freebies. Gotta show ya worth the investment in time, ties and gloves.



Though you might be able to find a more submissive guy desperate to be bossed around on this site with demands like that. I'm not looking for a Mistress, but wish you the best of luck. Which you have plenty of since ur a Sag.

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I said SEDUCE ME!!!

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Dear random Sag on DXP,

Seduction is a two way street and so far I have seen nothing to stir my loins or anything else. Also you're demands would find if I was a Dancer at your friend's bachelorette party, since you'd be paying me to play with and seduce you (along with the others girls there.) Fully focused Capricorn seduction is at a premium price here, no freebies. Gotta show ya worth the investment in time, ties and gloves.



Though you might be able to find a more submissive guy desperate to be bossed around on this site with demands like that. I'm not looking for a Mistress, but wish you the best of luck. Which you have plenty of since ur a Sag.

From the Desk of,

SirHorns
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Tl;dr
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

Like I said, I give ya'll pure uncut affection- but it won't be taken as just a general love for the archtype & mentaility.

Naturally if you're on a signs board and not bitchin about them, you wanna be player/slut and collect them.

Someone is always trying to keep us as sex slaves

🤣🤣
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Well, I mean-

Your Virgos are ALL about giving and getting MASTERFUL service.

So. Can't blame anyone for wanting that.
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so they bored you to tears?

No but my future plans included more kids than their future plans.
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Yeah kids are one of those big deal breakers. Better to put it all out on the table at the beginning so that you know whether your end goals align and whether you want to invest more time. 6-8 months isn't nothing.
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so they bored you to tears?

No but my future plans included more kids than their future plans.

Yeah kids are one of those big deal breakers. Better to put it all out on the table at the beginning so that you know whether your end goals align and whether you want to invest more time. 6-8 months isn't nothing.
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It took 6-8 moths to go from aquaintences to dating.

We lasted 3 years. Though thank you for reading the whole thread (or at least my posts) instead of just taking it to other places it wasn't meant to go.
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

Like I said, I give ya'll pure uncut affection- but it won't be taken as just a general love for the archtype & mentaility.

Naturally if you're on a signs board and not bitchin about them, you wanna be player/slut and collect them.

Someone is always trying to keep us as sex slaves

🤣🤣

Well, I mean-

Your Virgos are ALL about giving and getting MASTERFUL service.

So. Can't blame anyone for wanting that.
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Masterful



Yes... lmaoo

Detailed eyes come in handy sometimes 🤣🤣
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

You guys were seriously fine with this back handed compliment?
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Yea I kinda noticed this down the thread



But still

🤣🤣

Let this man express his half assed love for virgos



Because that's what we get

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



Then wonder why virgo don't settle
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Posted by saggurl88
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

You guys were seriously fine with this back handed compliment?

Yea I kinda noticed this down the thread



But still

🤣🤣

Let this man express his half assed love for virgos



Because that's what we get

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



Then wonder why virgo don't settle
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Awwww!!💔💔💔💔💔
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Posted by ELIGAB
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by ELIGAB

Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

You guys were seriously fine with this back handed compliment?

Yea I kinda noticed this down the thread



But still

🤣🤣

Let this man express his half assed love for virgos



Because that's what we get

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



Then wonder why virgo don't settle

Awwww!!💔💔💔💔💔
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Posted by SirHorns
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

Like I said, I give ya'll pure uncut affection- but it won't be taken as just a general love for the archtype & mentaility.

Naturally if you're on a signs board and not bitchin about them, you wanna be player/slut and collect them.

Someone is always trying to keep us as sex slaves

🤣🤣
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Cause we're so good at it 😄
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

right?

jealous h o e s

Then people wonder why we're the way we are

🤣🤣🤔🤔

hey at least we have monopoly on alpha men of the zodiac ✊
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PERIODT-

I’m so happy ur with an Aries man 🥺
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Everytime there's someone trying to show Virgo love

DXPients come and rain on our parade...

Gosh

🙄😂💅🏾

🙄

Sheesh

Can we live

no but you can explain yourself

I'm just not sure what y'all have to brag about

I'm here to hear it
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Nah not much of a bragger

More of a cancer move 😃