The virgo side of me..

Wants to hand this to EVERY guy that wants to date me.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________

2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________________________________ ______

5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? ___yes ___no

If No, EXPLAIN __________________________________________________ ____

7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________

8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______
A waterbed? _________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring,
or a tattoo? _____________________

(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

__________________________________________________ _____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER" mean to you?

__________________________________________________ _____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

__________________________________________________ _____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________

12. Church you attend _____________
How often do you attend ______________________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother
and priest/rabbi/minister? ____________________________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential
(That means I won't tell anyone -ever- I promise.)

a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is
______________________________________

b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my
______________________________________

c) A woman's place is in the
______________________________________

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d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
______________________________________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
______________________________________
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue.
Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________

HAHA! I think I will start handing this out.

Yes, take all resemblence of human out of the scenario ... and present yourself as an arranged system for potential calculations.

That pretty much sums what everybody means by robot !!!!

The virgo side of me wants to take that app and file it in the 360 cabinet.

Posted by MoonMan
virgochick827
I'm torn between admiring your kick-arse, wacky sense of humor,
and thinking you may well actually be serious.....nah, you wouldn't
would you?

Although, if a woman I was dating handed me this form, and I was really attracted to her,
it might actually ✨turn me on✨

haha thank you 🙂 I probably won't be handing this out, but it's definatley something to really ponder over.

Posted by virgochick827
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d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
______________________________________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
______________________________________
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue.
Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________

HAHA! I think I will start handing this out.

Oh!

I L.O.V.E. this! Would be SO stoked to see what the response would be to 14c.

Posted by everevolvingepithet

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by virgochick827
Continued:

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
______________________________________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
______________________________________
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue.
Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________

HAHA! I think I will start handing this out.

Oh!

I L.O.V.E. this! Would be SO stoked to see what the response would be to 14c.

14c: Kitchen, hands down....and...

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🙂

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Haha he'd be courting a whole lotta trouble if he said that!

lol, I'm not liking this kitchen stuff.

I'm gonna make sure the next guy can cook his axx off. Just to even things out a bit.

Hmmm...that should be added to the list??_

DISCLAIMER: Culinary skills will be put to the test after every lovemaking session. 😄

16. Must be able to make a variety of Spanish, Mexican, African, Greek, Italian, Chinese??_dishes and American Comfort Food. Must have a broad knowledge of mixed drinks (particularly margaritas), fine wines, gourmet sweets/cheeses/breads, exotic fruits, fondue, seafood, will be able to make a mean NY Strip, grilled-cheese, ham sammich, can cut the crusts off of the PB&J the way mama used to, own an apron that says —I Aim to Please??, and most importantly, must be ready and willing to simultaneously feed grapes and fan on demand. 😄 HAHAHAHAHAHA