Virtues of being UGLY....

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found this article online and itz hilarious ... thought i wud share it with u guys 🙂

Here are just a few of the reasons why you shouldn?t want to be good-looking:


Ugly people are appreciated for their personality -- Beautiful people never know if people like them for who they are or how they look. I know plenty of pretty women and to be perfectly honest I couldn?t tell you if they have pleasant personalities or not. Heck, I couldn?t tell you if they have a personalities at all. If you?re ugly, though, and someone agrees to go out with you it?s because they like you for who you are. Unless, of course, you are rich. Then they like you because of your money.



Ugly people are funnier -- Think of all the truly funny people you know. Chances are they are unattractive. That?s because ugly people can?t take themselves too seriously. ?Son, if you can?t laugh at yourself, my dad used to tell me, ?then you?re obviously not looking in the mirror.?
Ugly is cheap and easy -- I don?t mean that ugly people are cheap and easy (though that too is often the case) but that ugliness is low maintenance. When you?re ugly you don?t have to worry about trivialities such as make-up, or face lifts, or brushing your teeth. Since nothing you do is really going to matter you can just let yourself go.



Ugly people are more successful -- Beautiful people have everything handed to them. Ugly people, on the other hand, have to work harder to get what they want. Do you think there would be a Microsoft if Bill Gates looked like George Clooney? Great innovations, inventions, and advice columns are always produced by some ugly geek who couldn?t get a date and had nothing better to do than improve the world. Our economy if fueled on ugly.



Ugly people are the majority -- Forget the Democrat and Republican parties. Someday we ugly people will unite and become the biggest voting bloc in the country. One day we will take over and have all the pretty people be at our beck and call. I figure that we can hold our first convention at the state fair since we all congregate there anyway.



Ugly is inevitable -- Beauty fades but ugly is everlasting. If we live long enough we eventually all get ugly. Some of us fortunate ones just get there first.
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Wow, kris.....still passing on critisms of people, becuase you still fail to realize your own insipid conventionalisms—— Why are you such a bad human—?? You lack an open attitude to a new point of view, and you criticize anything that does come your way before you look at another side; I don't mean to offend, but damn you can be a critical, judgemental, self-righteous prick!!!!!!; not one time have I heard you consider the positive of a post, or the considering of a new idea. perhaps you should get to know an Aquarian....it would probably be in YOUR best intrest; being that YOU LACK HUMANITY, AND THEY HAVE IT TO SHIT OUT!! LOL!!!
Eliza, thank you for that view point; and for that you are a GREATER PERSON THAN THAT DAMNED KRIS WILL EVER BE...live on freely, and openly in your views; ALLOW NO ASSHOLE, DILDO-FACE TO SCRUTINZE, OR DEMEAN YOU, AND YOUR DREAMS!!!. DEFEND, AND FIGHT FOR YOUR OWN BELIEFS!!!
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Yes, I know Eliza, but to shoot down a fellow humans view point....not as long as I AM here, no way!!. As humans, we are completely entitled to freely expressing our thoughts, feelings, ideals, and hopes; I will protect that IDEAL of mine....that is me, I am here to state that; I believe in EQUALITY amongst us all, and NO ONE PERSON has the power, or the right to interupt that order, this world already needs a thourogh cleaning anyway....let's start with kris!!. lol!!
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"so are waaaay crabby and clingy 0_O... would u say ur more of a leo or cancer?

u sound more like a cancer.. coz Leos arent shy at all... they LOVE to be the center of attention...."

I fantasize about being the center of attention alot. But bleh, i'd rather not, my cancer trait keeps pulling me in. If I become the center of attention, i'll make others feeling like underlings..*Sympathizes for them* But if it so happens to be "I'm proud of you" situation, then hell ya, i'll bask on the glory!

I think i'm more Cancer then Leo 🙂
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eliza0012
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let me paste it here too....

Sun Leo

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving


On the dark side....

Pompous and patronizing
Bossy and interfering
Dogmatic and intolerant




Moon Pisces


Mercury Leo

With the Moon in Pisces, you feel and experience your own emotions deeply. You also tend to empathize rather deeply with and intuitively (sometimes almost psychically) "pick up on" the emotions of the people around you. As a very young child you may have pictured your mother as a caring, sensitive individual who experienced difficulty in setting her own emotional boundaries with other people. As an adult, you may feel a continuing strong empathy with your mother (or other alternative mother figure), and it would therefore be helpful to your own emotional growth and sense of emotional stability if you learn how to form your own emotional boundaries.



i guess your moon in pisces makes ya emotinal....
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