Hot tub party

Hot tub party

hmm

kinda like a cafe...

but different

*schoene peels of clothes and slides into hottub because it is socially acceptable on this thread*

Oooopps. You ok?

*Rubs the tender spot*

OMG

*schoene thinks about maybe making amends with the chili pepper tonight*

Night sb. Don't forget your chocolates!

night DB!

*splashes water around*

night db. Don't tell her I popped your pooper cherry!

*schoene pretends she didn't hear "pooper cherry" so it doesn't spoil her mood*

We need some chili so we can keep these bubbles going.

HAHAA

the last time I was in a hottub...

*trails off*

This is late for you isnt it?

yup

🙂

nonsomtastic!

My man doesn't like hottubs so I don't get to play in it. Oh well....

*exhales loudly*

I have difficulty falling asleep...

I used to watch tv til the sleeps came

but now I hang out in cyber hottubs!

🙂

Do you have a 9 to 5 type job?

*lights up cig and holds it away from Schoe*

oooo

thaz too bad

who in the hell doesn't like hottubs?

I can't imagine that its the floaty boobs that turn him off...lol

I can't sleep without the tv on. My mind would keep me awake all night.

my job is 11-6

then I go right to my dance studio after that

come home really wired from all the coffee

eat

and...

wait

oh I don't sleep with it on- it just keeps me entertained til I can't keep my eyes open anymore...

No, in fact it turns him on more when I use my floaty boobs as a beverage holder. But alas, he takes me home and not in the hottub.

lord

everytime I try and sleep I just end up staring at the ceiling and being harassed by my mind

11-6 not bad. Mine is 4 till 8 or 9 or 10. Depends on business.

lol

there are worse places to rest a drink...

yer a prof. server right??

everytime I try and sleep I just end up staring at the ceiling and being harassed by my mind

I know what you mean. I talk to much to myself.

Yes. I work in fast paced gourmet they call it. Run around like a chicken without it's head and serve expensive wine.

Hey Schoe, watch were you are putting your toe. That's not a hottub jet!!!!

mmmm

expensive wine

🙂

*holds out glass*

oh wait- there is still fatreligious guy salt in it...

*shrugs*

oh well whatever- hit me with it

🙂

LMAO!

where is yer man juwan?

*glug-glug*

I'll just drink out of the bottle.

He's at work until about 1 am. He is a server, too.

http://www.sunsetstation.com/templates/venue_img1.aspx?p=4&d=33&sd=26&v=38&bp=

That's my restaurant

uh huh

did you guys meet on the job?

I'm going to lay down. I need to sleep off this hangover. Have a nice night, Schoen. Go make up with your chili pepper. You'll thank yourself in the morning.

holy crapiolas!

that place looks insane!

*schoene realizes that she has still not fully recovered from growing up in westbumfuck*

that lasagna-OMG!

k!

seeya!

*schoene glares at the laundry basket*

Bling...

soooo

it sure is lonely in this hot tub...

yupyup

just me and this morn's dissolved breakfast chunks

I guess everybody is celebrating the 5th of may...

*sigh*

I celebrated the ides of march but nobody seemed to be very enthusiastic about that one 😢

so does this make me loser—

I come back from dance class to sit in an empty cyber-hottub and talk to myself...

good lord

SO kill me if I'm not in the mood to go out to some meat-market yuppy-ass bar and get all happy shouty for a foreign holiday- this schitty sux the life outta me- I swear 😢 the drivers alone can leave me grateful for my very life at the end of the day!!!!

*picks up the remote and scans the channels for spongebob*

whatever-

I've got the sweet life...

*little voice in the back of head tells schoene: "you just keep telling yerself that sweety"*

but I DO!!!

I KNOW I have the sweet life when spongebob is on and there is still icecream left in the freezer!!!!!

Hmmm? The voices are talking to you as well?

Spongebob got you too occupied? Or does the cat have your tongue?

*iceream melts instantly and schoene is left to eat her ice-cream soup- style but decides to just ditch the spoon and drink the liqui-fat straight-up*

sooo

I have this problem of bumping into things...okay I- I'm understating a little- I walk into WALLS and stuff! WTF is that? I have great eye-sight...I whack my knees into coffee tables alot too...I have so many bruises just from WALKING INTO SHIT!

I'm supposed to be coordinated...

dancer-schmancer! I 'm still in pain from smacking my elbow on the door jamb last night...itsnot like I even take up that much space! SHeeeesh- I'm like 5'5.5" I'm a delicate frame- but I'm ALWAYS braking myself!!! I think my limbs are too long...I should keep my elbows closer to my waist when I walk down the hall...

*dips hand into hottub water and notices that it is suspisciously foggy* This water could be changed...

juwaaannnnaaaa?? *too lazy to get out of hottub, schoene reaches for the cell phone but drops it in the water by accident*

*stares at the water's surface with a dumb blank look on face*

well that is just a shame...

*reaches for a towel but whacks elbow on the outside edge of the hottub*

OOHWAA!!

that fecking hurt!!!

Nevermind continue on the coversation you were having without me. However, I will leave a first aid kit. (sets one down on the table)

sorry vir...I was so busy watching sponge that I didn't realize you were here!

*moves over in the hottub*

the water is a bacteria fest- but you can always shower off with that bleach after- is usually how I get the oily foam out of my pores...

(@_@)

No thank you. I do not do water.

No thank you. I do not do water.

whatever

*rolls eyes*

HA!

we at least know you TRIED too...

that scorpman that stung you- was his water too hot or what 😉

*splashes water at vir101 playfully*

C'mon!!!

It has the dead skin cells of at least three different people in it...and maybe juwana's unsanitized elephant dildo too!

here...

*plunges hand into slimy water and fishes around*

I thought I felt it a secong ago-