Hot tub party

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schoenetanz
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so does this make me loser—

I come back from dance class to sit in an empty cyber-hottub and talk to myself...

good lord

SO kill me if I'm not in the mood to go out to some meat-market yuppy-ass bar and get all happy shouty for a foreign holiday- this schitty sux the life outta me- I swear 😢 the drivers alone can leave me grateful for my very life at the end of the day!!!!

*picks up the remote and scans the channels for spongebob*

whatever-

I've got the sweet life...

*little voice in the back of head tells schoene: "you just keep telling yerself that sweety"*

but I DO!!!

I KNOW I have the sweet life when spongebob is on and there is still icecream left in the freezer!!!!!
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schoenetanz
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*iceream melts instantly and schoene is left to eat her ice-cream soup- style but decides to just ditch the spoon and drink the liqui-fat straight-up*


sooo

I have this problem of bumping into things...okay I- I'm understating a little- I walk into WALLS and stuff! WTF is that? I have great eye-sight...I whack my knees into coffee tables alot too...I have so many bruises just from WALKING INTO SHIT!

I'm supposed to be coordinated...

dancer-schmancer! I 'm still in pain from smacking my elbow on the door jamb last night...itsnot like I even take up that much space! SHeeeesh- I'm like 5'5.5" I'm a delicate frame- but I'm ALWAYS braking myself!!! I think my limbs are too long...I should keep my elbows closer to my waist when I walk down the hall...

*dips hand into hottub water and notices that it is suspisciously foggy* This water could be changed...

juwaaannnnaaaa?? *too lazy to get out of hottub, schoene reaches for the cell phone but drops it in the water by accident*


*stares at the water's surface with a dumb blank look on face*


well that is just a shame...


*reaches for a towel but whacks elbow on the outside edge of the hottub*

OOHWAA!!

that fecking hurt!!!

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