Cafe Cabras (under new management)

god

I hate having to redecorate every time...

OH!

OH FINE

leave ME here with the crickets and a koalacabras with a poopy diaper!

*sigh*

special!!!!!!!!!!

I neeeeeed you!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry bling

I just don't trust you with him...

fine!

but as soon as sb gets here you have to hand him over!

think it's branh (virgo101) in a wig..."

Please do not assoicate my name with him. I find it insulting.

you really do gotta change that diaper though...

*koalacabras coos at anti and he is smitten*

awwww- aint that cute!

now

you too play while I go take my shower...

and

anti! *voice getting stern* don't you dare let him out of yer sight!

*two✨

lol

testing: to too two

you too play while I go take my shower...

Are you really? Can I watch? 😉

antibling snatches Virgo101's strap-on and throws it hurtling past the Koalacabras rapier sharp gaze*

Antibling why would you do such a thing now we have nothing to play with because you don't even have a real one.

*gasp✨

*schoene walks onto the thread with a towel wrapped around her hair and toothbrush in hand*

what have you guys done—

*rushes over to koalacabras*

they are not supposed to eat solid strap-ons 'til they are fully grown!!!!!

*koalacabras coughs and spits up a genuine leatheroaks strap-on*

Just like hyenas go for wildebeests who have strewn from the herd...

two minutes then you're ass is mine

😉

so what is your deal 101??

are you bi-sexy or something—

HAHAHAHAHAH

LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!

*koalacabras coughs up a leather jock strap that smells funnily of "old man"*

*schoene gives koalacabras a stern look*

I don't even wanna know how you got that!

WHAAAAAHAHAA

actually anti- we're not sure if we are dealing with an inny or an outy here...

unless...

*sick smile*

you better run anti...

blingbling BUMfecked 🙂

actually anti- we're not sure if we are dealing with an inny or an outy here...

unless...

*sick smile*

"Would you like to find out?"

yayaya

*rolls eyes*

keep yer titties er yer dick or WHATEVER off the threads pleeez- there has been problems on the scorp board...

we need SPECIAL

back up here

*ahem*

I hope you all go to hell.

Good Night

love you too!

🙂

hahaha LMAO

blingbling yeahh sizzzauce FOshizzzle!!!!!

lol

prolly a scorp!!

oooooooOwch

101 felt the sting..

ahhh sweeeetsweet poison!

naughty little robots don't have many manners though....

damn straight

admit you love the Scorp Shizznee....
lick it...
mmmmmmmmmmm

Your disgusting 😢

*schoene imagines anti wagging tongue with stinger slung over one shoulder*

*REALLY violent shudders*

Antibling do you find Virgo girls attractive?

so tell us 101

what did he do exactly? that made you so bitter toward the scorpalicious folk?

I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?

.I wish there was a ChiHop near here..............

leftover fried rice really sux

but itsnot sooo bad if you mix it with milk

makes a nice crunchy snack 🙂

Do you find me attractive?

If you are wondering I am considering you my scorpio rebound...

but if you reject me you can go back to the flaming pits of hell along with my ex

what did he do exactly? that made you so bitter toward the scorpalicious folk?

I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?

And why would I tell you, you sound too sarcastic for my taste

naww

you can really only get food poiz if yer not careful and don't pick out all the pork chunks

then yer really fine...

you sound too sarcastic for my taste

*transforms into a dumb whiney female and starts bitching and moaning about how much men suck*

^^^that better 101??

I'm cleaning while I talk...

Did you really? Because I am really cleaning.

*hands anti a big helping of sarcasm with a side of beef teriyaki*

do you need duck sauce for that??

once she opens up and just tells us what he did she will feel much better

but she has to come around on her own anti

we can't force her...