Schoene - I'm sending someone to have a talk with

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by stardance on Monday, June 19, 2006 and has 7 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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LMAO!

how about a crab fisherman??

that is one hell of a dangerous job from what I have heard!!

though I would hate to see YOU all caught in the nets my dear!

can they fish ONLY the male crabs? the females need to keep up the breeding anyway...

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@stardance
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It was a gruesome battle between the enforcer and the F*KINGCRAB that messed w/Schoene.....

"AAAAH!! HE'S ATTACKING ME!!!"

"SOMEBODY HELP ME !! F*KINGCRAB IS DRAGGING ME OVERBOARD !!

"LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA GET YOUR FINGER!!"

!SMASH &^**((((O_0)))) TAKE THAT!!!! &^*()**&!! AND THAT YOU F*KINGCRAB!!!

"YOU GRAB ONE SIDE AND I'LL GRAB YHE OTHER!!"

"NOW YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LISTEN MR CRAB"
"I don't give a buttered ass how crabby you are, you just can't go around giving Schoene butter over nothing like this, she is sick of your butter and if you don't quit she's gonna find some other Dick or Hairy and buttercan your butt, so CHILL IT!, 'cause star saia so!"

Hhmmh....yeah cause I saiz so.

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@stardance
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He sure is a bigin Schoene....and man is he crabby...I don't blame ya at all, he really needs a new attitude adjustment:

NEW ATTITUTE ADJUSTMENT: Mr Crabby sqwibbles "I'm sorry, I really am, I swear I won't do it again, just please please let me go, I hate hot water, please, let me out of this water, it's a bit too hot....!