Caf? Four

Sounds so classy.

Yeah, the girl is a Gemini and total bitch. So much that she tried hitting on my boyfriend in front of me several times.

They are an ok sign.

MORE MEN WITHOUT SHIRTS!!!

How are you doing sb? Are you still in the dorms?

Primegen write me another poem, darling. You are so good at it.

There are only four. The other two just walked outside. Thank God for heat and the need to sweat!

****cappysweetie creeps on onto the writing board ****

hmmmmm, never been to the Writing Form for actually chatting ...... oooooooooooooo the cave of wonders **** cappysweetie's eyes are sparkling ***

*_* ooooooooooo ..... ahhhhhhhhh ....

Welcome cappysweetie we hope you enjoy your stay. The cafes are open twenty-fours a day and provide free coffee. This is non-profit organization.

That was weird.

*walks in with a smile and giggling.*

Hello...

Anyone willing to partake in sensible conversation? The sort of thing cafes are for.

oh coool.....the conservative cafe.....what excitement abounds today?

*kinda like frasier but more sexy?

that would be Niles....Virgo's dream man....and who could blame her?

I do like the show fraier.

Where do I keep going?

*singing* I feel so lonely, right here on this thread. Maybe I should then just go to bed. But then I not. For the moment I do. A few users will come la la roo roo.

virgo would eat him alive!

I stopped that whole human flesh thing back in the 90's.

you were like 4 yrs old in the 90's....

*puts away guitar*

Oh hi guys. How are you this evening?

Keep playing your guitar, its exciting.

Ms. sb I saw man sweat! It was exciting. Plus all the grunting. (swoons)

*takes guitar back out.*

This song is dedicated to Gemtwo....

Where's Bling? I have a song for him too.

Did you know he put up his 'song' on the Aqua board!

he's very proud of it.....as he should be.....lets hear yours

*Gem sits patiently*

*Clears throat*

I haven't done this for a while...

Gemtwo lives by the ocean blue
Skating on the beach eating a hotdog
Mog the fog, for the hot dog

Gemtwo lives in a city where the girls are not so pretty
And the air is not fair, but brown which makes you frown

*bongo solo*

Gemtwo lives by the ocean blue
Where the sands are golden and fair
And burns the souls of the feet of those who stand there

Oh Gemtwo by the ocean blue
Who uses DXP
Go out to sea
And go far as the eye can see

*bongo closing*

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

*smashes guitar on stage*

*Gem's eyes tearing with intense pride*

Virgo that was fantastic!!.....was that SB on the bongos?

*blushes* I'm glad you liked it Gemtwo.

I smell a hit....i think you have your first number 1...

now lets hear Bling's song.....that could be side B

*grabs a new guitar*

This goes out to all the Blings...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Dude I fought for your honour
Fought for you crew
Bling I dig Scorpios
Bling I dig you

Yeah, yeah, second verse...

Remember that day we met
In the cafe
In the dirty jauzzui water
And I said hey

yeah uhhh

this is the end of this song
Cause I can't rap that good
Maybe I'll get a lesson
From da boys in the hood

That's it...
uh..
Peace to my homies...

*bongo solo and end*

Please do not judge me on my lyrics.

The Bling one was a little weak.....

SB

i don't think Prime is that stupid....

I'm going to test out my song for Primegen here.

*clears throat and walks in gothic style clothing*

Prime

Your name rhymes with grime
That is all I have to say
Now I will be on my way

Prime

*snaps fingers*

What do you think?

has potential.....

i don't think Prime is that stupid...

*eye twitches* What did you say Gemini? Anyone would be stupid to like you too.

touchy touchy my darling.....

btw i really love it when u call me Gemini....my full name.....its so.....erotic 🙂

I shall soon be ruled by Vulcan.

*thunder and lighting starts*

hahahahaa

Spock: Very good Virgo 101. You learn well. Vulcan is our real home, the home of cold, soul destroying logic. Our kind are not charming enough to be inhabitants of Mercury. Bah!!

Gemini I like it when you call me by my full name. It is only proper. 😉

Thank you Spock. I shall return home soon. *returns hand gesture*

Has anyone noticed how many perky people there are on this board?

Perky and they travel in groups.

cappysweetie and eliza to start out

All the females...except you and a few Scorpian women.

The males I can handle.

She has seemed to change since she first started. *shrugs* But then again I am just a Virgo. Our opinions don't matter much with the other 11 signs.

Virgo101

I do not know exactly how to explain it, this change. I see it in girls all the time and it bugs the shit out of me.

Its just a message board.

You are right and I shall go out in a blaze of glory.

*puts on war paint*

I don't think you have changed sb.

Bug Bug sb 🙂 Were's GEM? I need to slap him 😉

Doesn't say he has any scorp

Darn this Cancer part of me I am too emotional. Ahhh!

Yes, I have been looking for a manager M Ldy. I'm glad you like my work.

How is this picture M Ldy?

Virgona? How does that sound? Or if my manager doesn't like it I can find a name more suitable.

Ok it is lonely in here. I am sorry that I said I wanted you all out. I want you all back. I've turned over another new leaf.

*gets on knees*

Please come back!!

This is the ONLY time you will ever see me beg.

here at the Conservative Cafe, Virgo always provides such delightful company....its why i keep comming back for more! 🙂

*glares daggers at GEMTWO*

Sometimes Mr. Gemini, just sometimes you go too far...