Cafe Flirte

I got the name from someone...I can't remember who...some woman...

Come on in. 🙂

Cafe Flirt....where online singles meet.

*Sits next to capgirl and looks around at the joint. Notices the wall of dildos for sell on one wall and the eclectic array of condoms on the other*

Damn, this looks like quite a singles place!! It is singles or swingers?

Singles.

Helloooooooo....anyone in the cafe?

Hidi Ho Neighbor.

cafe flirt huh? you're up late....

Do you think I should be tucked warm in bed right now? 😉

i'm picturing that....nice picture 🙂

how's the weather in the east coast?

Better then other places.

i'm sure it is....u stay up late you vampire.....

you're converting me to earth signs....hope you're proud of yourself....

Why are you up so late Mr. Gemini?

Need someone to read you a bedtime story?

actually i'm doing some laundry...waiting for it to dry....i didn't think anyone would be up right now...

Vampire?

More like innocent angel keeping watch. 😉

A conversion to earth signs? Well Mr. Gemini, what can I say? You like it.

i didn't think anyone would be up right now...

Me either. I don't know Branh is up. He has to go to work in the morning. Sb, maybe, but she has class. Me...don't ask.

*More like innocent angel keeping watch.

-of course, that's what i meant 😉

Eliza suggested i hook up with an Earth sign....she said it would balance me out....she might have a point.

Mr. Gemini I'm afraid you would find an Earth sign boring in real life.

*Mr. Gemini I'm afraid you would find an Earth sign boring in real life.

-why do u say that? its not like i'm living an exciting life....real life is just that isn't it?

Because you are a Gemini.

*Because you are a Gemini.

-ok. so?

Gemini's are suppose to be a lively bunch, partiers, always on the go...

That's why.

true...but we get older and mature like everyone else....

besides....SB and i are married, and we are doing ok 🙂

besides....SB and i are married, and we are doing ok

Then why are you in here? This place is for singles.

I forgot to get you two a gift. How rude of me.

well at least Branh has my back with this whole Geminis and earth signs thing...

*I can't even remember the honeymoon though
-SB, so cold, i put my all into that night 😢

If I could sing, I would sing in cafes. Wear a nice little number and give men something nice to think about as they head home at three oclock in the morning.

SB, so cold, i put my all into that night

I bet you put your all in. 😉

*I bet you put your all in.

-LOL. and yet she fell asleep 😢 here i thought i did a good job...i feel silly about bragging to my friends about that now....

Men...*shakes head*

Men...*shakes head*

-whatever. U ladies are worst. Whatever girl i'm with...i KNOW her best friend knows everything.....just the way things are...

Mr. Gemini I would never tell our secrets. 😉

Mr. Gemini why don't you leave your cold female goatfish and come with a real woman?

*Mr. Gemini I would never tell our secrets.

-I wish i could believe you....after one night with you...i know there will be a whole topic on this forum about it.....i could only imagine what you would tell everyone....I know how u like to stick to the facts, maybe you'll throw in some dark, dry humor about my techniques 😢

Mr. Gemini why don't you trust me. I would never do that to a man I liked and I like you. We can work on your techniques, alone, if they are not up to par.

Yes she did Mr. Gemini. She lies, she was out cold.

LOL. All this time she promised me she was awake 😢

i'm devastated....SB, i'm no longer showing the video recording of that night at get-togethers! not if you didn't mean it!

Mr. Gemini, Virgos are better. So take one.

actually, i heard Earth signs like repetitive sex....nothing kinky or no exploring (like say a Pisces or Scorpio) Earth signs treat it like eating.....any comments?

Mr. Gemini this 'repetitive' sex was easily see with sb, hence, she fell asleep. I like to do things. Do you like dressing up or being tied down or having a small leather ring place on the bottom of your...😉

Do you like dressing up or being tied down or having a small leather ring place on the bottom of your...

-NO. i'm actually not that kinky.....i just like various positions.....can't just do ONE...i need like 5 or 6.....maybe i'm saying too much.......

Fine.

I'll just go back to my Scorp.

Ms. sb and Mr. Gemini are perfect for each other.

I am getting to nice again. 😢

Most earth signs are horny throughout the day

-i got that impression from various women i have met...i used to work in an office....both my bosses were older, one was a Cap the other a Taurus.....they would throw subtle hints here and there......

I take it Mr. Branh is gone for the night.

well Virgo, u have to do ok if you are with a Scorpio.....those people are all about it, they'll take it anyway they can get it....

Sooo...

Have any of you ever watched Airport on A&E before?

HAHAHA. i'm going to bed.....gooodnight 101

Whatever. *blows off Gemtwo*

"Most earth signs are horny throughout the day"

We are —? OOOOOOOO that explains plenty 😉 Then, there would be an eruptions if TWO earth signs were to met when they are at their peeks ... Whoa, that would be quite a sight I must say ............. 😉 I think I would keep my cool though, I have pretty good control 🙂

So...

Maybe I should have made this place Cafe Decente

Oh I have made a mistake, a grave mistake.

This place, Flirte, it is not me. I fool myself.

I feel so ashamed.