pettiest reason you have broken up with someone?

Or rejected them?

That’s not petty @IceStorm. That’s smart.

messaging someone at midnight coz they got disconnected from a mobile game they're both playing with a girl that keeps posting pics of herself on fb with just a bra on

but then again, i'd break up with you at any point of the day for that coz it's not like you do that with GUYS you play with

funny thing is when i refused to explain why, he immediately mentioned doing this

he knows my petty self so well and yet keeps making the same mistake every now and then

dudes always know exactly what they're doing and you never need to tell them why you're dumping them coz they will reveal themselves eventually

His friend had more edge and charisma

That’s why as ladies we must wait to sleep with them because his friend may be the better catch

Penis size… is that petty?

One specific ex wanted to impress me with her cooking, then cooked some bland ass chicken in some cream of mushroom soup. It wouldn't have been so bad if she didn't act like she knew how to cook. That shit was literally dog food. I do realize she at least tried, but don't act like you know how to cook, then make something worse then something found in a McDonald's dumpster. Especially since I know how to cook good fucking food. Just don't pretend, and let me make dinner, and don't act like you know how to cook.