Alcohol

I love it

you love it too...don't fight it...yea, that's it...have another...

...huh?! I don't know how u got there?! Whaa...?! What's that on your chest you say? I don't know, I think it's mayonaisse or something! I remember you was saying something about a sandwich! Get out you thief! I don't know you!!!

*Beep* Oh yea, *ahem*, well...uh, I was just wonderin if you...um you know what? We really got off on a bad start and I was thinkin a little and guess what? I have just the thing to make it up to you! Since you didn't really remember that night and all, how about I take you out to another little spot me and some friends go to its really just a nice little resturant...*pfft*...umm yea so just call me if you're up to it ok? *Click*

~Next Saturday~

Hmmm...she's not here...AHH! What the hell?! What the hell did I do?! Christina?! I don't know no Christina I'm not even christian!!! She's dead? ...Drunk driving...into another car...damn. OW! Ok damn can I at least talk to my lawyer?! *SLAM*

For some reason I get horny as fuck as soon as I recover from a hangover. With me it's best to save the screwing until the day after the booze.

Every time I drink, I feel like I need to start prayin' to the porcelain dolls ASAP...Ughh I'd rather just get drunk off of life lol

Totally!

Hi OFA 😄

I'm on tonight because I don't feel like going out. I want this to be "my" night.

I'm getting tired though for some reason ...

I really need to do laundary oh and I need to clean ... and I need to finish my homework 😄

I was drunk when I made this thread lol

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