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"I'm not drunk."

So?

"Look at that one over there. It looks like a penguin if you cock your head to the side and squint."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

""Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.""

That's why you bring a flashlight, asshole.

"im not going to work today...dont feel right...erm have a damned headache...i need some wine...i think..."

i'm sorry pluto. i hope you feel better.

Another idea-something like netflix, only for multi-player computer games, you don't have to subscribe or buy anything, just pay the company for a day and choose a game.

"That's why you bring a flashlight, asshole."

I also want to invent a *bitchslap* icon.😛
Something tells me it'd be the most popular in this board.😛

Yama, don't tease me like that.

Oh, and fund some researches about astrology.

no you won't.

Oh, another idea-make some porn site, that every 10,000 costumer would get to star in a film. It'd work as good as the lottery.🙂

"no you won't."

Nu-uh, I so totally would!

"Unconditional love between non relatives doesn't exist."

Only one person agrees with me.

Yeah right, Yama. Not as long as I am around to prevent it from happening, which means you'll probably have, like, 2 years of your life to accomplish it, and by then you'll be too old, anyway.

wh-What do you have against porn?
Seriously, this idea is pure gold-even if the chances a costumer will star in a film are slim-he would be able to identify with the people who star in the movies-so it'd be much better than regular porn.
Plus, I'd let them direct it, as long as it isn't totally sick or something.
Seriously, what guy wouldn't sign up for this site, for a 1 in 10,000 to live his wildest fantasies...
I'd be a millionaire.

"Something that would make them wish for death over the punishment. Something really creative so they always remember that publishing false data to support a wrong belief is bad."

oh stop with the sadistic talk...it's turning me on!

Yama, are you done now? I was talking about the astrology research.

"oh stop with the sadistic talk...it's turning me on!"

houston, it seems he can't help but be ridiculously sexy at any given time.

Oh, and just to make the multiplayer idea even better-I'd let the players pay only one time to play the somewhat older multiplayer games-as one of the reasons people don't sign up for multiplayer games is that they'd have to pay a monthly fee.

"Yama, are you done now? I was talking about the astrology research."

Than I really don't understand what you were talking about, why would I be too old?

*then

"why would I be too old?"

oh...well i was figurin' since we're roughly the same age you'd outlive my be a couple years so i wouldn't be able to do anything to prevent it but then you'd probably be mentally deficient so it wouldn't be much of an issue anyway,

Oh, and I'd institute a program that'll make radio program play only Bob Marley and similar stuff-because I believe the number of accidents will be seriously reduced.
And then, of course, I'd be a hero and I'd be able to get into politics(though "manslaughter island", the drug trade and porn site might become a hindrence😛)

i should sleep too...i have no idea how i got sucked into all this...i was planning on posting like 2 things and then going to bed...hehehe

Oh...

Another idea-make a boarding school and use it to test some socio-design ideas I have.

*kisses beloved thread goodbye* I will cherish thee for eternity.

"yeah...but it would add color to ur persona yama..."

Yeah, and the slander campaigns should be outrageously fun.🙂

"Oh..."

yeah, not all that impressive 😉.

Oh and another idea-hire some really smart people I know from the internet, and just let them come up with ideas, and then sell those ideas to companies/countries.

Oh, and another thing-something similar to the above, but for aspiring authors/screenplay writers.