An Ode to Aqua Ladies

Well, not really an ode...my Casio keyboard is on the fritz.

I just started seeing one of you weird and wonderful aqua chicas and I'm not sure what to think. It's my first experience and we are moving quickly. We had our first date less than a week ago and it feels like I've known her forever. Very strange, I haven't felt this comfortable around someone in a long time.

She is an open book and doesn't bat an eye when I tell her my deepest darkest thoughts/secrets. Or the dirtiest joke I can think of. She is a bundle of frenetic neuroses but at the same time is thoroughly rational and logical. Her mind goes a mile a minute and she cuts through BS like butter. She looks like a wild woman but underneath is completely practical and down to earth.

I had to check for a penis just to make sure she wasn't a ladyboy...are you chicks for real?

"I had to check for a penis just to make sure she wasn't a ladyboy...are you chicks for real?"

lol, reminds of the time my mother told my male cousin that she thinks I should've been born a boy.

Im not a tomboy by any means, just the way I approach situations and my need for independence I guess.

A leo eh...you've found the joys of your astrological opposite. 🙂

You have experience with the air signs, so good luck.

You were once Evan...dont lie!😛

even stop signs attract and hook Evan, don't know why he bothers denying

so the chick can have singular penis but not multiple?

Well, he only has one prostate...altthough he's neglecting one other orifice.

ah thanks lady

mmmm, well then, mmmm, bugger ! makes perfect sense !

*curtsy*

PS
Get it? Ewe...sheep...ram...Aries. Sorry

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phsss, gonna have to ring the mand upstairs to get that jug off ewe - and tattoo ewe on your forehead

love ewe !