Astro signs of tv characters

So I'm watching The Simpsons movie and it got me thinking about the astro signs if the characters......

Homer: Sag or Pisces
Marge: Cancer or Virgo
Bart: Aries
Lisa: Aquarian
Maggie: Leo or Capricorn
Krusty: Leo
Milhouse: Libra
SideShow Bob: Scorpio, lmao
Principal Skinner: Virgo
Mr. Burns: Capricorn
Ned Flanders: Cancer

LOL. I choose Cappy for Mr. Burns cause he has ruthless ambition, is all about that all mighty dollar and is truly a heartless bastard. I remember an episode when they tried to take blood from him and the needle went right through his arm......no blood in the veins.....sounds like a dried up Cappy to me. But again that's just my opinion. Oh yes and no on Flanders. He smothers the he'll out of Rod and Todd.

Homer a Taurus? Is it the home on the couch eating thing? ROLMFAO.

I chose Sag for Homer because no matter his bonehead actions he bounces back NO MATTER WHAT and he says EXACTLY what comes out of his mouth. But then I thought maybe Pisces, because he f's up and wants you to forgive after his thoughtlessness.

I'm not sure of Sideshow Bob reaching his Pheonix stage as yet. Come on, there are about four or five episodes of Sideshow Bob trying to kill Bart, lol

Louis : Leo
Peter: Aries
Chris: Taurus
Meg: —
Stewie: Aqua with Scorpio rising
Brian: Pisces ( read Astrology for Lovers by Liz Green, lmao )
Quigmire: Leo or Gemini

Seinfeld

Jerry: Virgo
Elaine: Pisces
Kramer: Sag or Gemini
And my fav George: Aries or Leo any fire sign really.
Newman: Gemini

"I'm scared of Seinfeld"

Don't be scared it's just tv, muhahahaha! Excellent....

Why didn't I think of Chris as a Cancer........good one.

King of the Hill... Hank: Capricorn, Peggy: Virgo, Bobby: Pisces, Dale: Scorpio, Bill: Taurus, Boomhauer: Libra