what every sign would say after sex

found this somewhere, it certainly fits me

Aries: I was GOOD!
Taurus: does it have to be a different position all the time
Gemini: let me call my mates
Cancer: you're still gonna marry me right?
Leo: you're welcome
Virgo: I need to make the bed
Libra: was I good enough
Scorp: let me untie you
Sag: what's your name again?
Cap: can I borrow your credit card
Aqua: I just came up with a new postition
Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it

Very Funny 🙂

Correction -

"Aries: I am GOD! "

LOL @ cancer comment.

Probably true about pisces too.

LMFAO

I think this is pure gold.
Two thumbs up

"Leo: you're welcome"

This is funny because I said this to a Leo once after our first "encounter."
You should have seen the look on his face. His jaw like dropped to the floor. He was probably dissapointed I beat him to it.

Eerr....

Virgo: I need to make the bed

Sorry this Virgo asks for more beers and smoke.

Gaurav_Aries 12/11/2008 11:43:49 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

"Correction -

"Aries: I am GOD!""

Lulz, good one. I have to try that sometime. 😛

it's "neighbours" my bathing virgin on the other side of the pond 😉

that's because you have yours set to american english which is rubbish, set it to english english which goes nicely with afternoon tea and biscuits.

as for cuddling it's not as glamorous as your mind makes it .. it's literally work

you have to push through the beginning to be able to enjoy it though

aquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah right get them outta here boring a $ $ fuuuucccckkkkksss.

virgo - round 2 u ready

aries - damm i rode your a $ $ to sleep come on i need another round. Most aries i know can go for daysssssssssssssssssssss

libra's - probably laughing (scary a $ $ people)

leo - f u c kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my puzzy hurts

capricorn - mmmm she missed you

leo - f**kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my puzzy hurts

"as for cuddling it's not as glamorous as your mind makes it .. it's literally work"

tsk

they all seem righton but I think virgos should be different.

Sheets are flying, and the bedroom door is still swinging. virgos partner (wide-eyed): 'where'd he disappear to?'

truly don't take offensive, its the mood I am in.

Cuddling is WORK— Oh dear...

Well this Virgo almost (ALMOST!!) blurted out, "Is it in yet?"

I still go cold at how near I actually got to saying it! But then I do have a double whammy, Sun Virgo and Sag moon. I'm usually pretty tactful, honestly!!!

Poor guy. It WAS in... 😢

BUT! He was absolutely wonderful at cuddling, which I think matters much, much more.

lol .... poor "little" feller, you nearly shattered him.

Good save 🙂

Or else .... he just forgot to strap a 2x4 to his ass first.

poor Jason, sex isn't all you have to it to be either ... if this your sole reason to remain alive better pull something now, I believe your hugging pillow will come in very handy

Lol @ Jason. sweetness+ so you mean the pillows will have to do until you mature?!

I would love to be someones pillow, as long as they didn't drool or just have me for cuddling... lol

never cuddle with a scorp .. they will turn to you in the middle of the night wanting more than a cuddle

in fact put a cage around scorp and pray they don't break out and ravish you ... sleep with a one eye open with them stingers

But isn't cuddling foreplay? it always has to lead to something more for me.

cuddling is fore play i stay getting puzzy after letting a girl on lay all on me. This isnt a move to get some but it just naturally happens

Mister triple e: "they will turn to you in the middle of the night wanting more than a cuddle"

LOL..guilty...I love doing this it's fun....well you are there and it's within a hands reach..can't help but be naughty 😉

What graphic detail there my boy J, lol.

Jason for you to actually say that, you sound quite mature.(and Im not talking about the drooling)
sounds like you are on your way to being a great guy to go out with, when you are ready.

Virgo here...

"Whew! (Panting in the process of calming down. Reality finally hits: )
Was I too loud? You don't think the neighbors heard that, do you?"

That is funny... happened to me (almost exact same words I used). The only difference is I was concerned with the parents and siblings hearing instead of neighbors. Tense night for me.

Correction--
Virgo:lets do it in the shower next time!