DK's Thread

I shall anoint this my own personal, random posting thread. This thread will be used whenever I feel that need to suddenly post odd things, ramblings, rants or whatever the hell I feel like. This way I won't have to create a new thread each time for different things and that way I don't push anyone else's threads into obscurity with my garbage. Other's may post in this thread as much as they want. I only ask that no one fucks it up with any crazy infighting or name calling. If it does become tainted with hate I shall flood DXP like a motherfucker with random shit. Those of you who know how I work know that I am more than capable of doing so. So unless you don't want me to ruin your threads with shit keep this clean. Other than that I feel great today.

P.S. Weasel.

(I haven't done that in a while so I felt like bringing that sucker back.)

I've come up with a new list of goals for the new year.

1. Raise my weight from 175 to 190 for the upcoming season, which is in a few months. Meaning I am going to eat and eat and workout. I'm going to raise my bench max to 220 from 180. Raise my squat max from 215 to 240. My cardio's been shit as of late also so I'm going to amp it up by running an extra half hour on the hour in the mornings. I also need to get my explosiveness back so plyometrics and HIIT twice as hard.

2. Lay off the alcohol and marijuana. Going cold turkey won't be that hard for me for discipline and self-control happen to be some of my strong points surprisingly. Also this would really help with goal Number 1.

3. Fixup the pickup because this snow is killing the Charger and I hate using company vehicles. The salt is starting to eat away at the body and that car just wasn't meant to be out in that kind of weather.

One of my roomies is drunk and passed out. I'm going to go draw stuff on his face.

May I suggest:



He'll be really confused.

LOL! Hows about I print that and try to stamp it on his back while the ink is still fresh. It'll take way too damn long to draw that dude. Other than that, I already drew a penis, a cobra, some stars, a hitler mustache and blacked out his eyelids already. Can't wait until he wakes up now.

Happy New Year DK!!

I intend to become a rich bitch this year, and i resolve for this year to take care of itself 🙂

It looks like the heal and toe...gone really fast and really wrong.

Lapdancing...moi— No, no, not for a shy typee like me!! Anyway, i like my thighs..they have a good grip!

DK - some randomness!

This is a Scottish 'ned'. I don't know what they call them there. We call them 'chavs'. It's like umm .. you know the doods on 'The Trailer Park Boys'? Like that.

This one is a ned dancing.


HOLY FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious! DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year DK!!

I intend to become a rich bitch this year, and i resolve for this year to take care of itself

SOLA! Happy New Year to you too. Good to hear that you're going to get rich lol. Maybe a lapdancing venture?

My arms and chest are fucking sore today hahahaha. Tomorrow is a cardio day too so this is going to be fucked up hahahahaha. I need to load up on some carbs and proteins then mix in some tomato juice with that shiet.

reminds me of some American guy I met once while travelling,and he introduced me to this mental hoedown slamdancing style ...

Was he from Texas? Did he shoot guns in the air and go "Yeehaw" Like the Simpsons Character.

I'm going to go play COD4 and pig out on some steak and ravioli.

I luv your randomness DK

Four words.

Women
Bikinis
Football
Mud

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN84ULfNeyI"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Have you seen the marching band one in SoCal. They did an homage to old video games too. The marching band formations were awesome.

DK: I just want to tell you that no matter how often I see that Buy You A Draaaaannnnk parody, it tickles me every time.


LOL Buy you a draaaaaaank! I'm T-pain! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I luv your randomness DK

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

Funny story:

I was hanging out with my girlfriend at her place and then we were both in the bathroom. She looked in the mirror and proceeded to tell hold me.

Ames: We look good as a couple don't you think?
Stallion: You think so? I think I'm kind of fat.
Ames: Shut up, just look. Fatty.
Stallion: Ok fine. Something's missing, wait here, I'll be right back.
Ames: (Giggles) Ok. Don't take too long.

40 seconds later.

Stallion: Ok, close your eyes first.
Ames: Ok, just don't do anything weird to me you freak.
Stallion: Don't worry this'll be cool.

I proceeded to put a paperbag on my head with two eye holes cut out.

Stallion: Ok open 'em! Now we look like a cute couple.
Ames: (Laughing hysterically) Wow... You're such a dork.
Stallion: I wuv you 🙂

awwwww

that story just made my stomach lurch. it reminds me too much of someone.
very weird.

http://dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=834984

-_-

You people are awesome.

That's you isn't it?

I got a haircut today. My quads feel like they're on fire and I haven't eaten in 2 hours. I just ordered 4 large pizzas. 2 for me and one for each of my homies. Fuck I am tired as fuck. So Horny! So, so , so, so horny!

How do you know suga suga?? 🙂


LOL @ DK
I've named a guy in my class after you.🙂😛

What is BJJ?

oh ok.

Is it the same as capoia (sp)?

oh ok.

Thanks.

Holy shit! I went running today and I was fucking amazed at the sight I saw. Here goes. So I wake up and get ready to go for my run right on schedule. Seeing since it's winter I suited up in all my winter workout gear. But lo and behold it was fucking sunny out. It was 10 degrees (50 Fahrenheit) out! Holy fuck I wasn't expecting this shit at all. Last week is was practically blizzard country, knee deep in snow and I just had my snow tires fitted too. This is weird because it's fuckin' warm out in the middle of January! Fuckin' January! I ran back up to the apartment and woke up my roomates. One of them hurled an orange at me and called me an assclown and the other just lay there. I swear, if this isn't global warming then what is. By the way today is my day off and I'm going to spend it working out.

P.S. Thank you all for posting in this thread. Weasel.

That's you isn't it?

I FOUND A LOAF OF BREAD BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LOL @ DK
I've named a guy in my class after you.

Describe him please. Thank you.

...my biceps and my delts...ouch.

Nice. I find that taking an ice bath cures all. Well that's what my Dad always tells me.

LOL @ that ref!

i'm guilty of 2,3,4,5,6,14,18,19, i wanna do 20.
HA!

I'm guilty of all 20 lol. As for 20, just do it. Nobody will care if you do. Just be like "Hey you, Wanna fight?" Then after that queue Kung Fu Fighting as your fight song.

I think you guys need to stay on topic more.

Thread Nazi. 🙂

It's almost 8. I'm going to head out to the local GNC and pick up some creatine then head to the gym. I'll see ya when I see ya.

P.S. Weasel.

DK: what part of the world do you live in that 10 degrees is a heatwave! I'm in Michigan - we've been getting 50 degree weather. THAT, is a heatwave for January.

I live in Canada. 10 celsius in January is a fuckin' heatwave. It was 15-18 C in the afternoon. I've lived in Lansing when I was younger but don't remember much.

Hey! I found a stretch that should make your quads feel alot better after a work out. Try this:

1. Lay on the floor on your stomach. lift your head and shoulders up as far as you comfortably can.
2. lift your knees behind you.
3. Grab your ankles and bend your torso up in unison.

It stretches da abbbsss...

I used to be able to do that but my back ain't what it used to be. I prefer an ice bath though. It cures all. Remember Ice Bath.

Everyone should look at Bling's Profile. That crazy Indian video is hilarious!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Male:
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me.....
I love you inside Ed!

Female:
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl....
I love you inside me!

I'd love to see you pee on us tonight! x2
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOooo x 2

Male: You fille me up with doom.
Female: Quit looking up at me!

Male: You got a minute girl?
Female: The puppy had a fee!

Female: Don't think I do love her
Male: We're looking in a pill! x2
Female: All of them like the bun!
Male: Now poop on them Oliver!
Female: OOOO DADDY! Just say it!
You know the hole to put it!
Male: Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Female: You send me... Offended... You know the hole to put it!
Male: Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Female: who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat i ate!

Male: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Female: Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

(I like to swim in it) x2
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeeejaaaaayyyy!)

(I like to swim in it) x2
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeeejaaaaayyyy!)

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOooooo x2

Female: A nerd to punk a nerd
Male: I'm Bleeding Fu*king A!
Female: That stuff is pink colored!
Male: Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain't very cool
Female: You need a Hindi yew!
Male: Got into Seattle
Female: I'll lay a friend of yours!
Male: I fought a barber man!
Female: We know what's in butter rum!
Male: A jet pack... operation...
Send him the crazy Hindu!
Female: Watever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
Male: I lick you.... Belinda....
The ninja made a movement
Female: Tell Donna... No collar....
I'll do what body loves!
Male: I put papaya there
You love me inside there!

Male: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Female: Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Male: Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
Female: You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Male: Have you been high today?
Female: I love you inside me!

oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooo x 4

I'm going to go watch the video a couple dozen times more now. Maybe even learn the dance moves.

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

MY ABS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It hurts when I eat! Even worse, I can't take a dump without it feeling like a thousand hot pokers are being inserted into my belly! Other than that I feel great. I'm going to go to bed tonight and hope that I don't get picked for a case at work. I'm thinking of using up a sick day. It'll probably go away tomorrow morning though. I feel like fighting a polar bear!

I smacked Ame's ass today in public and told her she did a great job last night. She proceeded to grab my junk. Her friends laughed, I yelped.

It hurt like hell though. She layed on the full kung fu grip on me.

*sigh* That Ames is a keeper.
She must meet the family!

I forgot who was in Phoenix again??

That reminds me, whatever happened to Mellowdee?

doesn't she know not to grab your nads?

After a while I'm starting to get used to it.

*sigh* That Ames is a keeper.
She must meet the family!

She met my family during the summer. Almost everyone likes her. Except my cousin, but she's uptight and overprotective.