DK's Thread (Page 2)

Would you rather fight an immortal/invincible camel or have sex with a panda filled with STDs?

Choose one then explain.

It's all in the hips! Hip Hop Hippo! Hippity Hop at the IHOP! I love to Mop! Shop til you drop! SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My penis has a first name, it's B-O-N-E-R!!!!!!!!!!!! My penis has a second name...

SOAP!

I love to crush the pussy!

Insanity: Having a staring contest with yourself.

"I love to crush the pussy!"

owww.. o_O

"She met my family during the summer. Almost everyone likes her. Except my cousin, but she's uptight and overprotective."

ugh...she hasnt met the weird online ones. DUH!😛

^ I don't think she'll ever be ready for that.

I wrecked my truck... Other than that I'M SO PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY!

Guess what this is hahahahaha!:

Nutrition Facts
Valeur Nutritive

Per 355ml/par 355ml
Amount % Daily Value
Teneur % Valeur Quotidienne

Calories/Calories 150 (LOL)
Fat/Lipides 0g 0%
Sodium/Sodium 15mg 1% (again LOL)
Carbohydrate/Glucides 41g 14%
Sugars/Sucres 41g
Protein/Proteines 0g

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium or iron.

Source negligeable de lipides satures, lipides trans, cholesterol, fibres, vitamine A, vitamine C, calcium et fer.

DK dude did you see the bday thread dedicated to you?

MR. BOND! Yeah I saw it. I just don't like celebrating my own birthday. Why? Because there are about another 6 billion people out there who might share the same day why just limit it to one person right? Just seems selfish to me. I like celebrating other people's though. Watching other people go aww shucks makes me smile.

To all other Aquariuseseseses or people with Aquarius in their charts. Do you guys find yourselves saying odd things and having that effect rub off on other people? I've noticed that on one on one situations most of my friends and family aren't afraid to say outlandish things or say just whatever the hell they have their minds. But the minute someone else shows up or we're in a group everyone is either rather reserved or, well, normal. My girlfriend has started saying and doing rather strange things lately, albeit we've been together for about a year now. She's a lot more comfortable being weird now. More than ever for some odd reason. I mean weird, not like small little personality quirks that you discover after being with each other for a while but weird, weird, DK weird. It's hilarious.

Also, where is my tuba?

Sincerely Yours,

William B. Callaghan Vanderhootenshwazenbergssen.

HOLY FUCK! BLIZZARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! There is literally 5 feet of snow out and we're suppose to get another 2 feet tonight. I had to swim out this morning just to reach my car hahahaha! There are no sidewalks and all the trees are now half the size they were. I feel like wrangling up a couple of my buddies and playing some football! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ROAR BITCHES ROAR!