Don't be so...weak! (Page 2)

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"that was being sincere....why are you so mean to me,wheelies — I *never* do anything like that to you !!!!"

hey antibling, look over there!

*chops off antibling's buttcheeks, skins and lightly seasons them, slap's 'em in the pan and lets 'em sizzle to fried perfection, arranges them nicely for a seamless presentation, and places them in front of you on a silver platter*

boun appetit, messeur. *muah*
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while we're on the topic of being weak, i think i'm gonna let out a little rant too. i HATE it when guys see a girl that they consider to be ethereally beautiful, that is to say somewhat angelic in appearance and very attractive. suddenly, she is a beautiful person. she can do no wrong and the MUST become her savior!!!

give me a break. she's no virgin princess, and you're no knight. although if you were i'd kinda like to take a javelin and shove it up your bum.
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"Wheels...are you the ethereal angel...??"

are you kidding? you must be.

number one, i am far too honest, blunt and/or crude to ever be considered angelic. although i am exceedingly pleasant and nice sometimes, i have too much of a "dark side" (muah ha ha ha ha) to be considered angelic. my looks, i guess i'm pretty "cute" but i would never consider myself ethereally beautiful or angelic. i really don't know how to explain the girls i'm talking about, but sometimes i just want to....GRRRRR...ring their neck or something. they're the ones that are pretty vacant yet polite and "nice" (only because their deficient mental abilities wouldn't allow them to be harsh if their life depended on it) and very beautiful so men throw themselves at their feet even though they are LACKING in so many ways. and yes i am bitter.