gift for aqua female

hey water bearers

i need some advice as to a present to give to a aqua female when she comes to toronto fopr march break from some boon town 9hrs north of TO

her stats:

age 17
country girl
likes liquor (and im turning 19 before she comes so i can buy it)
likes teddies or life size tasmanian monster plush dolls
likes cappies
liks weed but im fresh out
likes to be in love(i think)

so anything people?

i want my first impression to be good

PG

in canada

rednecks appreciate immigrants due to their work ethic

rednecks hate immigrants when they take their jobs



sure your gonna get racism but not much if you can hold your ground

you can do things such as:

if the place is predominately black:
- play basketball, in cities its appreciated, depending on the level of your skill, you can be the whitest guy on the planet but with great skills you can have the blackest friends. trust me its quite funny
- listen to rap too and buy hip hop related merchandise IF you can IF you can say your really poor, they forgive. just dont over do it like "malibus most wanted"
- helps if your muslim

(if the place is predominately white)
- take up skateboarding, hockey, soccer, be a stoner(and excel at it)*except for the last one
- expect a few racist jokes
- get a white girlfriend named cindy
- expect more racist jokes
- DONT TALK LIKE AN IMMIGRANT!!!!!!!!!(no indian accent, no chinese accent, no math marks ect.
- make sure your not muslim in a all jewish area (kinda retarded)
- expect some racist jokes (will start dying down)
- bring your gangster cousin from the city and....
- ....expect no more racist jokes
- go on road trips
- and most importantly smoke more weed

OFA

i was thinking a $ 50 dollar bottle of wine(which is $ 170 but i know some people, who know some people, who robbed some people)



to everyone
i dont need ideas i need actual gifts
please dont tell me gve her something unique or original tell me acutal items
shes comeing over for march break so i gotta get it before then

well i went up north of toronto (9hours)

people were less racist there than the city

wither that or no one wanted to pick a fight

but we had good time with good hash and booze by the bonfire

i mean little kids were staring but thats cus they never seen me

i wasnt gonna let something like that ruin my camping trip

aguaaqi

lol well im not dining the girl shes already taken by the cap

im just there to make a good first impression


so what kind of flowers for the aqua?