Goodbye My Friend

I came back to say hi and I see ...

Primegen's posts are all gone ...

My goodness, my friend is gone 😢 He really did leave ````````````(

Yeah, like half of the goddamned forum has "left".

Hi Spachtel

Hello yum

I don't know ... I'm just sad I guess 😢 I felt that he didn't have to go but ...

I don't know, I felt better when he was around ...

Let's be serious for a moment, sweetie.

He hasn't gone anywhere. It was most likely for security purposes.

In more important news, I found a new hottie. I caught him checking me out. 😉

Let's wait and see if this leads up to something. I'll keep you guys updated, because I know you all care. You're welcome. 🙂

"He's just cleaning out his closet. He'll be back."

i sure hope so, he was such a smart guy, kind too, and a wonderful poster. He will truly be missed.. *You can feel his absence already..

Work. But we're not co-workers. He has an office in the building.

""yeah, he's was SO kind. i really appreciated his "kindness".""

hahahahahahahahaha

* In more important news, I found a new hottie. I caught him checking me out.

Can't stay away from the Leos can you SS?...trying to prove yourself wrong?

He's a social worker, as far as I know. He is also a dapper young man.

Yep, that's the one, Spat. 😉

Yes, well, he introduced himself to me, and told me which days he comes to this particular site. Then he asked me about my position there. Today, someone told me that they caught him checking me out, again. But, I don't want to get too excited. At least not before I get to know more about him.

Who has secrets? I am the confused one now. 😢

I don't know the guys sign or anything. Birthdays are posted in the office, but only of the people on my staff.

He is soft-spoken and very polite, it seems. Well-dressed and groomed. Nice skin. 6 feet tall at the most.

I think I'll try the licking.

There are 8 people on the staff in my division. 4 are Scorpios. Then there is a Cancer, a Leo, and 2 Geminis. Is that strange? Maybe not.

He probably is a Virgo. They love me. I'm the flame to their moth.

Did you guys hear the news? I kidnapped quo vad-ass, took him to the woods, and left him for the wolves.

Those poor wolves were hungry.

there's a new guy in my office and this thread reminded me of him. he's really cute. he's a little scruffy but he still wears the whole "office casual" ensemble with the button down shirt and pants. something about the combination is very appealing. i'm pretty sure he's the youngest person in the office besides me.

hmm...that office kinda creeps me out actually. i noticed most of the men are 30+ and have wedding rings but they're so open and flirtatious. i mean it's harmless i guess, but it's still kind of weird, considering i'm 19.

haha, those damn birthday lists!

"i noticed most of the men are 30+ and have wedding rings but they're so open and flirtatious. i mean it's harmless i guess, but it's still kind of weird, considering i'm 19."

Older men flirt with younger, barely legal teenage girls? I'd call the freak-show if I were you, have them admitted.

'Cause that shit is wack.

Wacky butter seems like something that would sell real well. Like colorful, children-friendly butter.

"yum", i have only three things i would like to address to you after that ridiculous and entirely unnecessary outburst that just took place.

1.) why the name change?
2.) you shouldn't say "virguy"; it doesn't suit you.
3.) no.

why not Mmmm or Tasty?

or even, "damn, i'm delectable"

"1.) why the name change?"

What are you talking about? I always was, and forever will be Baron Rumplestitskin Cohenstein the III.

"2.) you shouldn't say "virguy"; it doesn't suit you."

Really? Well you just did. Hypocrisy, much?

"3.) no."

Alright.

"why not Mmmm or Tasty?"

Yum means "sea" in Hebrew, which seemed to suit.

"or even, "damn, i'm delectable""

Not my entirety . Just the ass.

listen, dude. i know you were talking about coming back and being all serious and shit, but in english, yum just sounds...not serious.

saying virguy could very well suit me, and not you.

and i must be missing something with sea suiting you...wait, no, water...ahhhh...

i thought yum was supposed to be ironic

"listen, dude. i know you were talking about coming back and being all serious and butter,"

?

"but in english, yum just sounds...not serious."

I know. I enjoy the transition from "death-god" to "sound-you-make-after-you-eat-ice-cream" via a rather minute change.

"saying virguy could very well suit me, and not you. "

But it doesn't. So hah.

"i thought yum was supposed to be ironic"

How so?

GOodbye to Prime. He's gone but not forgotten.

don't "?" me. you know damn well you said you were gonna be more serious. you have been, too, but not enough to fool me or sb. muah ha ha.

"But it doesn't. So hah."

bitter.

"How so?"

in the way you described, actually. from death god to blah blah where your persona kinda does the opposite.

"in the way you described, actually. from death god to where your persona kinda does the opposite."

That's ironic? I don't know, I'm just being myself.

I seriously stayed up all night because I had two cups of coke in 7 pm. That's just messed up(it's 6 now).

At. Glasses. Damn.

maybe not ironic, but i think it basically works, and i couldn't think of a better word.

just being yourself. good one.

"just being yourself. good one."

??

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is an actual place, btw.

Honest.

oh yeah? is it really in wales?

Now why would I make that detail up?

"Don't have coke."

Thanks. I'll return a favor - herion isn't all it's cracked(heh) up to be.

i have an aquarius moon?

Heroin.

Fuck insomnia induced typos. Fuck them straight to hell.

"i have an aquarius moon?"

Yes, yes you do.

*pats head gently*

"Are you really in wales?"

...

...

like omg, you have gogol bordello in your profile!

No shit? I had "start wearing purple" like a year ago up there.

Uh, no offense.

*tactful*