IF YOU ARE AN AQUARIUS

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a lot.
You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.
Everyone thinks you are a jerk.
You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects.

You need to be in a cage someplace.

Is there a key for that cage?

always for you and I have it.

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. ... DEFINITELY

You lie a lot.... DOESNT APPLY TO ME, i dont lie

You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.... sometimes.. but WHO DOESNT? i BET U TOO repeat ur same mistakes... dont look at a mote in others' eye when u might have a beam in ur own

Everyone thinks you are a jerk.... not true... EVERYONE LOVES me..TRUST me.. and come to me for counsellin'

You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects.... not always

You need to be in a cage someplace.... never.. wanna b free

calm down its just a joke dont get your ass to tight.

what is this?

Large inanimate objects?..............stop it im gushing