Join the Pants Revolution!

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SirHorns
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Who wears the pants in the relationship? Pull up your pants? That belt does not go with those pants!
Common everyday phrases that normalize the oppressive leg shaming culture we live in!
Think about how free you feel now wearing pants versus how constricted you feel wearing pants!

Your body is telling you something. Pants are not natural! They are a barabic tool used to opress the people with good legs and mentally brainwash them into believing wearing pants is normal!

WAKE UP! YOUR LEGS ARE MEANT TO BE FREE AND SEEN!

My fellow humans, too long have we been under the oppressive reins of a broken society that normalizes an unnatural state of human livelyhood! Pants can be linked to various other methods of confinement! We must rise up against this madness!

Join the pants revolution! We can free humanity and let all of our legs be free to bask in the glory that is their birthright!
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Posted by KVZZMIR11
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by KVZZMIR11
Winters are kinda cold, bruh.


Leg hair. Grow it.
Problem solved.




Do you actually believe leg hair would protect you against -30, freezing rain and snow in Chicago?


Looks like CrabFlows has really numbed that brain of yours.
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Not with that attitude!
Postive thinking bro! Just think warm thoughts and you won't die from hypothermia!
I can teach you how to think! Just send me all your money! 😄