@NZAqua
17 Years500+ PostsAquarius
Let's talk about sex, baby
Sex is a huge thing for me I cant speak for all aquarians Id give myself a 9 out of 10 my ex and I would go at it like 4 to 5 times a day we pretty much burned each other out and yeh now that I'm single I'm a huge slut...nowa days I cant give u any stories between the sheets cos it rarely even happens there its been quite a public affair for me lately and I'm trying to change that cos i feel so dirty
I hope to have a good story for you soon. 😉
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Sex is a huge thing for me I cant speak for all aquarians Id give myself a 9 out of 10 my ex and I would go at it like 4 to 5 times a day we pretty much burned each other out and yeh now that I'm single I'm a huge slut...nowa days I cant give u any stories between the sheets cos it rarely even happens there its been quite a public affair for me lately and I'm trying to change that cos i feel so dirty
Aw, see, now I'm just hugely intrigued!
Posted by Shadows
I hope to have a good story for you soon. 😉
I hope so too, love, cos I aint getting any and my stories are older than Jesus's underpants!
Truthfully, it hasn't been that important to me in a long time. I mean, I like it in a relationship and can very much enjoy it, but it's not something that I'd need a lot of. I don't really think I've ever had a huge sex drive, it's pretty much always been something in moderation.`
I'm tri-sexual.
Inside relationships im highly sexual. Outside, not so much.
I'll try anything.
Depends who with. I love sex with my scorpian man. Its magical. But when I was with my last ex.. I think he was a virgo I really didnt crave it as much as he did. If were connecting than I more so want it. If not Ill find a way out or rather sleep.
Posted by tall dark and aries
I'm tri-sexual.
I tri-like this. 😉
u love it when aquas talk about sex? no one has even said anything!
I'm always the one whos an open book on this site, its like all the aquas dont wanna tarnish theyre squeeky clean reputations....well I'm disgusted either way.. I'm bifurious!
Posted by KingPisces
I love it when you Aquas talk about sex. What do you ladies want to talk about?
Let's talk about much of a turn on it is when you're having sex with a guy that actually makes a noise.
Now *coughs and waggles eyebrow*, I'm a pretty damn good root but there was this one guy - a Libra - and he was so damn quiet that the only way I knew he was "done" was because for a few seconds he had a face that looked like a bag of busted slippers! I said to him "man, you're so quiet, do you even breathe during sex?'. He proceeded to tell me this long story about how when he was about 14 he shared a room with his brother, would have a play with himself and had to be quiet.
"Man, let that shit go, you're 28 now!" (Yeah, yeah, I had Cougar-moments last year, sue me lol).
SO quiet!
Make some noise! Make some damn noise! Get wild, get into it, make some mo-fo-ing noise before i fall asleep or favour reading Cosmo instead!
Sex IS important to me,i would say only 7 out of 10 cause i don't have the highest sex drive.And yea,i don't have a story in the bed to tell either,public places are the places we all do it nowdays. Or at least me 🙂 .
And i have mostly high sex drive towards a partner that i know who likes me and craves for me..if the person is indiferent i'd rather show another person who craves me how great i can ride a dude,Lalalalala,forget what i said 🙂 😛
Posted by KingPisces
I love it when you Aquas talk about sex. What do you ladies want to talk about?Let's talk about much of a turn on it is when you're having sex with a guy that actually makes a noise.
Now *coughs and waggles eyebrow*, I'm a pretty damn good root but there was this one guy - a Libra - and he was so damn quiet that the only way I knew he was "done" was because for a few seconds he had a face that looked like a bag of busted slippers! I said to him "man, you're so quiet, do you even breathe during sex?'. He proceeded to tell me this long story about how when he was about 14 he shared a room with his brother, would have a play with himself and had to be quiet.
"Man, let that shit go, you're 28 now!" (Yeah, yeah, I had Cougar-moments last year, sue me lol).
SO quiet!
Make some noise! Make some damn noise! Get wild, get into it, make some mo-fo-ing noise before i fall asleep or favour reading Cosmo instead!
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LOOOOOOOL! Too funny, because I read your first paragraph I was like oh HELL yeah! The main reason I enjoyed my last sexual experience was because of the noises he made. I honestly find myself thinking about those noises quite often. It always gets me worked up. Hes a libra.
The quiestest BY FAR was a scorpio. I was like...eh? What the hell just happened? Total silence. I found that very strange and kinda boring. 😢
Posted by tall dark and aries
I'm tri-sexual.I tri-like this. 😉
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Lol, that was corny.
Fuck offf. My inbox is cold. :/
I forgive you.
What do you expect me to warm it up telling me to fuck off?
Spank me daddy, spank me!
So where abouts in NZ are you? I happen to be a young hot NZ Aquarius male. http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5474/76242870.jpg
I have no idea how I got here and I didn't really believe in this stuff until reading this forum.
I can't say I like a lot of what is said about Aquarius people but I know so much of it rang true in myself.
Love doesn't always result in great sex, and certainly, otherwise very happy couples have problems with sex sometimes. And sex without love can be extremely wonderful with the right partner. It's a matter of your lover knowing the right ways to touch you and appeal to you. Love certainly helps, in that the whole brain chemistry and bonding things are working with the touching and everything else. However, I've known people who said they can't have good sex with someone they loved, and that it had to be with someone they didn't have those feelings for. Some people say the best sex they've had is with people they weren't in love with. I think it varies and depends on the person.
However, Sex Toys for Him, I think your situation is also that you've found someone who's sexual skills match your sexual desires. Some people who don't have great sex at first, can have great sex if they're both willing to learn to do what pleases the other sexually.
Well, I think. When an Aquarius loves you or likes you that much, sex is good.
I am not an aqua but dated 3, one for 5 years..and have had a casual relationship with one. One thing I noticed they allll were freaks! The casual relationship was the most kinky! I loved it! He likes the filthy grimey stuff haha and so do I so we meshed very well in the sheets and he seemed to think about it alllll the time. Looved to talk dirty..and loooved to have sex. As for the other 3 they had pretty high sex drives too...idk...maybe this is why I keep coming back to you Aqua's and you to me...that damn kinkyness haha i love it. I don't get bored =)
Oh and NZAqua love that profile pic..SEAL BOMB!! hahah
Posted by Archimedes
Spank me daddy, spank me!This is so funny and so me. =p Haha
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i was hoping the thread would just turn into a porn script.LOAD AND BEHOLD! Archimedes comes in
Posted by tall dark and aries
I'm tri-sexual.I tri-like this. 😉
Lol, that was corny.
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i dont like when people use my words
Sex with an Aquarius is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!! Wahoooo!
Posted by Archimedes
Spank me daddy, spank me!This is so funny and so me. =p Haha
i was hoping the thread would just turn into a porn script.LOAD AND BEHOLD! Archimedes comes in
Hand, Belt, Whip or Paddle?
click to expandhand...belt..whip...or paddle?
I would say all of the above. However, not sure how a long paddle would work hahaha.
We could change out the paddle with a bread cutting board
How about sex on a Slip-N-Slide, while being spanked with a paddle, with a confused look on their face? Classic!
I had never had "full" sex (me and my ex always made each other climax at foreplay stage) until three weeks ago. She said she had just broke up with her current bf and stuff. So we got in the mood and started at it. Only thing, this time she really wanted to go all the way. I relunctantly went along with it even though I got kind of nervous at first. When we finished I was surprised when she asked me if I really was a virgin because I was real good at oral. I told her "maybe" and she told me I was good at it, to be a virgin by the way, lol.
The only problem was that it didn't felt that good for me. My climax was, like, very weak compared to when i masturbate. I told her so and she told me maybe i was addicted to porn and jacking off. I think she has a point.
I read somewhere that people with Venus-Neptune conjunction like to masturbate a lot. Definitely applies to me. Also i don't like quickies. Setting the mood, foreplay and building the exitement is what i enjoy the most. For some reason, i don't seem to enjoy intercourse as much as i would like, though.
Dunno about other Aquas.
The first Aqua I dated like to set the mood as well. Lots of foreplay (and foreplay for him was more intellectual than physical). Long walks talking, making out and building the excitement. My Aqua Venus LOVED it! We were never physical though. I think we were both a little scared to because with all the chemistry, I don't think either one of us wanted to disappoint the other.
I can relate to the "intellectual" thing. Now that i think about it, there was not much "physicality" in our foreplay seasons. I mean, we experimented with lots of stuff. Phone sex, erotica, cams, etc. But we didn't even got close to oral sex, lol. Things were really awkward back then.
My aqua is fantastic in the sack, very experimental and good with oral foreplay but he climaxes quickly. He also masturbates too much and watches a lot of porn....none of this bothers me as he recovers quickly and is rearing to go again in no time so it's all good LOL (Aries mars)
For me I need longer foreplay and oral does little if nothing for me, so I've yet to climax from him but I get off on his pleasure so it works...if he's having fun I am too. He loves variety and using different tools...since being with him I've built up quite a collection of toys and items.
Generally it takes quite a lot of work to get me going and I need him to be more longer lasting...which I'll teach him LOL (Aqua mars)
Posted by bubblyaquarius
Aquarius
My favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent, but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure.They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "but we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick. This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from Hell! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
Wow. 0.0
Absolutely LOVE this!!! Well done!!!!!!
The mental thing is big with us air signs. Foreplay lasted for hours. We used to email each other erotic stories. One picking up where the other one left off. Can you have something like that with a non air signs?
My air sign ex sent me dirty stories too. Really fun and exciting. I loooved it!
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My ex Aqua was really awkward when it came to dirty chat/texting....He never once asked for a naughty pic when we were dating... then when we started this whole effed up friends but more thing he out of nowhere 4 months into that asked me for one because I was teasing him while on the beach & he was at work. I started sending him pics of the beach & he was like ohhh trying to make me jealous?? And I said ur lucky im not sending you bikini shots--- to which he said: send me whats under the bikini. He's NEVER went there & stuck with it! I thought he was joking & hes like ohh cmonnnn so I did.... to which he says: "that really made my day!" Ummmm not the response I was looking for lmao--- so wtf was that all about?!
He was SO awkward sometimes!!!!! Me? I am a horndog 24/7 but of course bc he was so awkward sometimes I wasnt gonna be all slutty all the time... I need to find a different sign this time around I think lol
At yet... the sex with him was ALWAYS mindblowing----go figure!
A little snippet from the Aries "naughty horoscope" since I legit cannot even post the rest because it's THAT raunchy!!!
"Beware of their —toy?? collections. Don't tease them??_they will rape you"
Hahahahahahaha I am DYING laughing!!!!!!
Posted by bubblyaquarius
Wow, Aries was really bad! I had never bothered to read it before! Woah!
Lol right?! I didn't realize what a kinky chick I was till seeing mine was the worst of them all *eek* hahaha 😉
@Theultra79 at least you're a "graceful slut" hunny & that's all that matters! :-p
the sexiest writers i've ever read, were a Taurus/taurus lady and a handful of Pisces suns with scorpio moons.
Posted by Theultra79
@ someday - I know right! Better than a loose sloppy slut anyday. Lol... I was getting stomach cramps reading the Aries one! Duct tape a ball gag...omg. I was weak
Don't make fun of my sign or I will duct tape you to the wall and smack you with ferrets?! Geez!!!! Lmfaoooo wtf?!
It's funny I have had the same experiences with Virgos. At first they absolutely hate me because my 13itchy personality clashes with theirs at first...but after some time getting to know me completely & understanding my crazy/loud self and they absolutely LOVE me!!! My hairdresser is a gay Virgo & when he learned I was an Aries he couldnt believe he actually loved me to death because he said he NEVER gets along with Aries people.
My best friend of 17 years is a Sag and I love her to death but BOY do I need to take breaks from her sometimes 🙂
In my past I've dated a Cap (which I just realized now since I never thought about his-- so long ago!), Pisces, Scorp and most recently Aqua.
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Posted by Theultra79
@ someday - I know right! Better than a loose sloppy slut anyday. Lol... I was getting stomach cramps reading the Aries one! Duct tape a ball gag...omg. I was weakDon't make fun of my sign or I will duct tape you to the wall and smack you with ferrets?! Geez!!!! Lmfaoooo wtf?!
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y'know, Anne Rice is a really good DARK erotic writer...although a bit too bloody. :-P She's libra sun, Aries moon & mars,
virgo venus, merc scorpio. That aries moon/mars maybe contribute alot to the dark fantasy. Very UNIQUE and very original to be honest. There's something very special about her art. there's a quality of sweet seductiveness.
*sweet seductiveness is where she describes the delicious men in her books.
I also love Sylvia Plath, her poetry is so...original, so expressive and haunting.
scorpio sun, libra moon, mars leo.
My favourite writers usually aren't erotic writers though. They're usually more Jane Austin-ish types. So there's a Prim and Proper kind of element I love about that. The kind that is not vulgar but classy, yet unique and stylish not overboard with flowery sentiments.
Posted by bubblyaquarius
I've yet to meet a Bull or Cow that actually liked me. And yeap I just called em cows. 😆 Although most Taurus I know are very fit. Its just funny, when you think of it, a female taurus is technically a cow.I think of such odd things.
OMG this made me die!!! hahaha
Posted by bubblyaquarius
I don't think anyone will be better or comparable to the Scorpio I was with. They are the best.
— aww totally understand. I think all the chart elements are important. Libra adds grace, beauty and style , and Scorpio adds depth and a steady kind of intensity that lasts and lasts. Aries the kind of energy that is fierce and ferocious, and if tempered with libra, their opposite it's a perfect balance.
@Lisabethur - what taurus and Pisces authors were you talking about? And, no wonder I loved interview with a vampire so much. Read the book and saw the movie a mil times.
heh the erotic writers aren't published authors, they just write on their spare time. but it's so beautifully done. I do like charlotte Bronte's works, but i read that she has a hades moon too, so her writings are intense and tragic. She knows tragedy and sorrow very well. I'm glad she was able to channel that into her art.(taurus sun, aquarius moon, venus/merc aries, lilith pisces)
Posted by aquansidenout
I love sex to the point I think I might be addicted to it. If I'm not watching porn, I'm masturbating, having sex, thinking about having sex, fantasizing about old sex and potential new sex partners....you name it I've probably done it. I've always been the friend in the circle with stories to tell while the rest knowing full well they wanted to let their inhibitions go just pleasured themselves to my stories. I've done some kinky shit and the most fun sexually open I've had has been a taurus with lots of gem placemnts so yes lots of experimenting. To me sex is not taboo it's beautiful thing and we should not be turned off to the possibilities. I will admit I have made some saints sinners and that's a turn on for me to get the goody two shoes guy and make him my bitch. Nothing like corrupting a man and whoring him up for the next broad. 😉
Omg I freakin' love you! Haha
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So, ma lil' unemotional, aloof, detached, practically dead inside (according to everyone else) Aquas..... are you into sex in a big way?
Well? are ya?
Are you a lil' bit naughty or could you care less about the ol' Slip-N-Slide?
I'm asking because it's a distant memory for me atm and I want to live vicariously for a while through your bed sheet stories until i find me some rumpy again.