Top 5 Fakest Signs (In My Opinion) (Page 3)

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zentientsquirrelsentinel
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Posted by DazedScorp
When my last roommate owed me $ 600 in past due rent, he said he was gonna move all his stuff out. I walked into his room where he was and told him that I'm pawning his 52in LCD TV for the money. At this point, I'm assuming that he thinks I'm bullshiting him.

Me: You haven't paid me rent in two months. I'm pawning your TV for the money.
Him: Haha, yeah right.
Me: *walks into other room and grabs baseball bat*
Him: Threatning me isn't going to get your money.

*Wham✨ *Crash*

Me: Fine, we can call that even.
Him: ....

Seeing the look on his face made me not give a fuck about the money. Don't call me fake or full of shit. Lesson learned on his part about Scorps.


Haha.
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Posted by AybLynk
but rick ross isnt fake..he was probably a C.O. to get his money up but deep down he probably felt bad lockin mad niqqas up..He fcked up when he lied about not being a C.O. but he a great artist...Big Boi frm outkast and Lupe Fiasco are my fav aquaarius rappers tho



lol

i bet snitches feel bad when they rat on their crime buddies too, don't make a difference thou..a snitch is a snitch and a cop is a cop

and he fake because he talk about a hustlers life like he really lived it..glorifying a life style you never lived while denying or not mentioning your own true life is the fakest shit ever..

a lot of rappers back in the day spoke about the good and bad side of street life (ice cube,krs-one,public enemy,etc) even the LOX spit about more than just street shit..ross and plies spit strickly street shit, but plies is a college educated man that was never involved in that life style personally..he rapping about his brother life actually






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and the reason why i say pac is kinda fake is because he wasn't really a thug and catching cases until he started rapping..before that, he was a dancer and doing ballet, writing poetry and all types of other soft shit..just look at how sweet he was back in the day, and then how he "supposedly" changed towards the end,lol




im not a pac hater thou, i feel his music and i think he was a great person overall, but he wasn't TRULY a thug and i think by him being such a great speaker, he gave a lot of youth the wrong impression..like back in the day, a kid in houston actually killed a cop and said he was motivated from listening to a tupac song( souljas story )
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Tupac never purported to be a "Thug". What he claimed to be was a knowledge seeker, a revolutionary, and a messenger, which he was. People who allow the t.v. to dictate their thought process say what you say about him. At some point you have to start using your brain, Damen. Damn. Leave it to a martyr wanna-be to be jealous of a true martyr. You are so obvious it's silly. HaHa! Maybe you should look up what he meant by "Thug Life". Had nothing to do with being a gangster, but the plight of a Black man in his current situation. Do you even know who his mother is? How about how his father died? Or are you just being petty, as usual? Yes, you are a hater. We need more like you. Have at it, bruh. 🙂
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Posted by GeminiMind
Tupac never purported to be a "Thug". What he claimed to be was a knowledge seeker, a revolutionary, and a messenger, which he was. People who allow the t.v. to dictate their thought process say what you say about him. At some point you have to start using your brain, Damen. Damn. Leave it to a martyr wanna-be to be jealous of a true martyr. You are so obvious it's silly. HaHa! Maybe you should look up what he meant by "Thug Life". Had nothing to do with being a gangster, but the plight of a Black man in his current situation. Do you even know who his mother is? How about how his father died? Or are you just being petty, as usual? Yes, you are a hater. We need more like you. Have at it, bruh. 🙂



do you even think before you speak? you need to start learning more about certain topics you choose to talk about, especially when you talking to me,because i will expose you like i've done recently time after time after time again,smh

go listen to 2pac's album called "THUG LIFE: vol 1" and tell me he isn't claiming to be a thug..that was a certified gangsta album,period..their wasn't ANY hidden messages or revolutionary talk on that album at all, just strickly thug shit

lol@pac being a martyr..he got killed because he was fighting/hanging with REAL gang members and got shot up in the process,thats it..the government didn't have nothing to do with pac getting killed either, so don't even start with that foolishness..true martyrs is MLK and Malcolm X, pac on the other hand, was a entertainer..a great one, but only a entertainer nonetheless

and trust me, i know more about pac than you..because unlike gemini's, i only speak about certain subjects im very well familiar with, im not a air headed shit talker with half assed knowledge about everything..
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Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
I think if you put 'H8R' he may have replied. 🙂



naa see, i have this thing called a life, and it prevents me from sitting at a computer waiting for 5 hours for somebody to reply to a post i made..


No you waited a day. 🙂
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But, who's counting, right? 😉 If he has such a life, I'm curious where he finds the time to count the hours. 😉
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Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
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Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
I think if you put 'H8R' he may have replied. 🙂



naa see, i have this thing called a life, and it prevents me from sitting at a computer waiting for 5 hours for somebody to reply to a post i made..


No you waited a day. 🙂



But, who's counting, right? 😉 If he has such a life, I'm curious where he finds the time to count the hours. 😉
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aye dick head, you can see the actual time people post if you stop and look..damn you are indeed one of those "dont think before you speak" gemini's..

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Posted by GeminiMind
Uh Huh. You're only kidding yourself, sensitive boy. HaHaHa! You just can't handle the speed in which I think, bottom feeder. Also, you WISH your dick was shaped like my head, boy. HaHaHaHa! Keep em comin!



you're speed of thought is similar to a drunk driver, sometimes you make it home safely, and sometimes you smash into a wall..that wall being me of course

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Posted by GeminiMind
Uh Huh. You're only kidding yourself, sensitive boy. HaHaHa! You just can't handle the speed in which I think, bottom feeder. Also, you WISH your dick was shaped like my head, boy. HaHaHaHa! Keep em comin!



you're speed of thought is similar to a drunk driver, sometimes you make it home safely, and sometimes you smash into a wall..that wall being me of course

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That was so clever. :\
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Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
Posted by DAMEN VI
Posted by zentientsquirrelsentinel
I think if you put 'H8R' he may have replied. 🙂



naa see, i have this thing called a life, and it prevents me from sitting at a computer waiting for 5 hours for somebody to reply to a post i made..


No you waited a day. 🙂



But, who's counting, right? 😉 If he has such a life, I'm curious where he finds the time to count the hours. 😉
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I just looked at his previous post and the following one after mine, tbh. 🙂
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Uh Huh. You're only kidding yourself, sensitive boy. HaHaHa! You just can't handle the speed in which I think, bottom feeder. Also, you WISH your dick was shaped like my head, boy. HaHaHaHa! Keep em comin!



you're speed of thought is similar to a drunk driver, sometimes you make it home safely, and sometimes you smash into a wall..that wall being me of course



That was so clever. :\
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It was when you think of it.
'As thick as a brick' would be my initial guess at the subtle undercurrents Damenvi is hinting at 😉
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Posted by GeminiMind
Uh Huh. You're only kidding yourself, sensitive boy. HaHaHa! You just can't handle the speed in which I think, bottom feeder. Also, you WISH your dick was shaped like my head, boy. HaHaHaHa! Keep em comin!



you're speed of thought is similar to a drunk driver, sometimes you make it home safely, and sometimes you smash into a wall..that wall being me of course



That was so clever. :\



It was when you think of it.
'As thick as a brick' would be my initial guess at the subtle undercurrents Damenvi is hinting at 😉
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😉
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Posted by GeminiMind
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Posted by GeminiMind
Posted by DAMEN VI
Posted by GeminiMind
Uh Huh. You're only kidding yourself, sensitive boy. HaHaHa! You just can't handle the speed in which I think, bottom feeder. Also, you WISH your dick was shaped like my head, boy. HaHaHaHa! Keep em comin!



you're speed of thought is similar to a drunk driver, sometimes you make it home safely, and sometimes you smash into a wall..that wall being me of course



That was so clever. :\



It was when you think of it.
'As thick as a brick' would be my initial guess at the subtle undercurrents Damenvi is hinting at 😉



😉
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🙂
Or maybe 'I am stucco on you, mayne !' ? 🙂
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Blood from a stone ? - a little twee I think
'Where there's muck there's brass" ? - nah, not feeling it dawg
You can't polish a turd - Ladies and Germs I think we have a winner !
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Although, Ayblynk and Damen Vie sound aight if you paws for thought.
It's a dogs lyfe, y'see.
That's me done, peace out mah honkies !
(even if you're not, you're an honarary honky tonk tonk !!)
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isnt fakeness another word for being an actor rather than ..what you see is what you get and if you dont like it...tough. In which case all those who do the mating dance are fakes and those who watch them do it are straightforward and true? But then when the dancer tries to pounce and the observer runs away.only to come back to carry on watching.isnt hot and cold also being fake.faking disinterest?

So we have the actor who will perform any role to pull in their mate and we have the person being pulled in who fakes disinterest as part of the negotiation..................?

Whats the alternative ritual of getting together?

Im capricorn and my faking is that I am compromising who I am, I will change things to gain success and secure the happiness of the other person so I am not 100% true.
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Aint nothing fake about a darn Capricorn. If you do something stupid, of course we will talk about you regardless of who you are. Mom, dad, sister, brother....

I don't bring it to people all the time because a lot of relationships would be non-existent honestly. Thing with Caps, if you think we've said ANYTHING about you, just come right up and ask.

I think Aqua's can be very fake in putting on airs. Look at Oprah for example.

btw, Plies is a Gemini