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Top 5 Fakest Signs (In My Opinion) (Page 2)
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Posted by Jerrod1357
As of scorps, we're not fake. Just very reserved. Call us out on being fake and you might get too much real-ness for you to handle...Calling us fake is a good way to put yourself in check.
but in all seriousness. Scorpios are the fakest. Being "reserved" is an excuse. Like i said, you can be fake and have good intentions. But there's nothing good about you Scorpios.
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Are you basing this off what a girl has done to you? Per you, Scorps are "fake" because they don't show their true feelings and because of a fear of rejection....? Sounds like relationship shit to me. Everyone is a little two-faced, out for themselves, and manipulative at times. Get off your soap box!
you have a bad experience with a scorp or something annabella? I feel like alot of this forum is based off bad personal experience lol.
And "Wannabe" is slang for "Want to be". So either one works. Dont be so harsh! 8-b
lol im really not a "wanna-be" but i dont need to be smart to feel good about myself. I've seen shxt you've only see in movies. You dont kno me, but i kno you, and yur grandmother dixkhead. And im not rying to sound tough i just luv insulting people like you. It warms my soul. It really does. To think, that you had sex with yur very own mother gives me goosebumps. Sicko---You're a flight risk...
You know, I used to think it was a good thing for folks to go back and get their GED. It would be a lost cause for you though. Please don't ever have kids. The DHS is already working way to hard as it is.
Btw, I've worked in an ER for the past 5 years. I can promise you that you haven't seen half the shit I have.
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Okay show-off. You've seen more dead ppl then i have. Congrats...
And your thoughts are so uninteresting that i dont need to form a coherent sentence.
But on a brighter note, I think your mother loves me...jus a thought lol
Posted by AybLynk
i'll probably blow yu back out if i had the chance but yu might be too dry for me, sorry.U wish u knew what u were talkin about, Junior....
I dont even kno what you're talkin bout "Betty White". Go croak.
Talkin about being dry, dumb ass...maybe u do know something about that...Aqua's suck in bed, so yeah maybe u do know somethin about that..
gems suck in bed..theyre great if ur into wam bam 2 pump chumps and that goes for the dead fish that lay there too all talk no substance
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lol you're terrible..
Posted by Jerrod1357
Nah not an excuse, Just the way it is. Just because you cant figure us out doesnt mean we're fake, we're just not as easy to read as other signs. And usually aquas cant go deep enogh into the water to figure us out. And i'm wondering the same thing skylark. You have a bad experience with scorp or some of the other signs on your list?
I think aqua's can go deep. But your "type" are so sensitive that it would mentally drain a person.
Posted by Jerrod1357
As of scorps, we're not fake. Just very reserved. Call us out on being fake and you might get too much real-ness for you to handle...Calling us fake is a good way to put yourself in check.
but in all seriousness. Scorpios are the fakest. Being "reserved" is an excuse. Like i said, you can be fake and have good intentions. But there's nothing good about you Scorpios.
Be sure to remind me of this when you wake up one day choking on your chopped off cock.
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that statement was so homo ma dude smfh
yyou need to stop talkin
Posted by Jerrod1357
As of scorps, we're not fake. Just very reserved. Call us out on being fake and you might get too much real-ness for you to handle...Calling us fake is a good way to put yourself in check.
but in all seriousness. Scorpios are the fakest. Being "reserved" is an excuse. Like i said, you can be fake and have good intentions. But there's nothing good about you Scorpios.
I believe there is something good about every sign.
So tell me, what turned you so against Scorps?
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I wont go into details. But every relationship i had with a scorp (whether it be family/friends/relationsihps) they always seem to be hiding something. I thought it was me, but im not the only one thinks that they're a little fake at least. I think they talk a lot of shxt (behind your back or to your face), backstabbing, oversensitive, self-destructive, tense, and on a good day, they can fake being nice. Inbox me if anything..
I feel bad going in on the "Un-Spoken" sign.
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
well apparently im as fake as press on nails.......I cant help it that I come off across as down to earth genuine person I get that alot from people but is it my fault that people perceive that about me and then get dissapointed when i dont stick to the picture they had in their head?....fuck people and fuck you!
i can respect that. Even tho yur homo (no offense..really lol) i can see where you're coming from my dude. Just stick with people you trust and have your back. When you meet new people, please dont fight. It seems like you have some built-up anger...
lol idc
i'd probably end up smashing your wife, pal...
are you scorpio too? - Skylark
Team Scorp all the way ffff the haters. Oh yeah and by the way gems suck in the sac and aquas aim to please I love that about them
Posted by DazedScorp
Straightforward huh kitsune? So tell me, you want that scorp to wear you out don't you?
Yeah of course I would dazed, now that I've thought about it a lil. But I know it's not the right thing
Posted by DazedScorp
When my last roommate owed me $ 600 in past due rent, he said he was gonna move all his stuff out. I walked into his room where he was and told him that I'm pawning his 52in LCD TV for the money. At this point, I'm assuming that he thinks I'm bullshiting him.Me: You haven't paid me rent in two months. I'm pawning your TV for the money.
Him: Haha, yeah right.
Me: *walks into other room and grabs baseball bat*
Him: Threatning me isn't going to get your money.*Wham✨ *Crash*
Me: Fine, we can call that even.
Him: ....Seeing the look on his face made me not give a fuck about the money. Don't call me fake or full of shit. Lesson learned on his part about Scorps.
That's your argument?
Posted by DazedScorp
My point is that I can be too blunt for my own good. I don't like it when people think I'm bullshitting them or beating around the bush. I mean what I say, and if you think I'm being fake, I'll prove you wrong.
Lol...I'm totally the same way, except I don't care to prove people wrong *shrugs*
Posted by Jerrod1357
you have a bad experience with a scorp or something annabella? I feel like alot of this forum is based off bad personal experience lol.And "Wannabe" is slang for "Want to be". So either one works. Dont be so harsh! 8-b
hehe oops.. ya i was ranting.. well i just found it funny he would call someone an idiot for using the term wannabe incorrectly. wannabe is actually a noun, and that's how he intended it. where he mistakenly separated the words by creating a simple sentence. two different things and during this he lost the intended insult/ humor in it.
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It's also a adjective and a verb hun.
I'm a little surprised that the OP had Taurus on their list.
Posted by WynterBourne
I — this thread.
Just like the good ol' days! HaHaHa!!
Posted by PurrHiss
LoveBucket- Stupid threads can still be entertaining. 🙂
You got it. My job is done.
why is taurus on the list? just out of curiosity?
Taurus's are the BIGGEST followers I know.&&& the real them is usually nothing like the image they present to the public or friends. . .you have to date one to see.
Posted by DUNCE
Taurus's are the BIGGEST followers I know.&&& the real them is usually nothing like the image they present to the public or friends. . .you have to date one to see.
If you walk like a King your Goddess will come to you. If you walk like a phoney, guess what? I don't think what you described had anything to do with astrology. Just sayin.
Posted by Mr Nice
AybLynk, Listen man, Listen brother, is this some kind of infectafibion thing? You know Auqqies dont get a long with us Scorpio's we just piss each other off lol.
Lol Nah not even. I jus tend to be overdramatic at times. I thnk scorpios can be cool if they start bein real for once.
Posted by Mr Nice
AybLynk, Listen man, Listen brother, is this some kind of infectafibion thing? You know Auqqies dont get a long with us Scorpio's we just piss each other off lol.Lol Nah not even. I jus tend to be overdramatic at times. I thnk scorpios can be cool if they start bein real for once.
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And so there it is.
Posted by DUNCE
Taurus's are the BIGGEST followers I know.&&& the real them is usually nothing like the image they present to the public or friends. . .you have to date one to see.If you walk like a King your Goddess will come to you. If you walk like a phoney, guess what? I don't think what you described had anything to do with astrology. Just sayin.
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Uh wtf r u talking about..im going to assume my comment has struck a nerve,the truth hurts huh?
Posted by starlover
How can you judge a person on their sun sign alone, it would take the
whole chart to form an opinionThat is ridiculous and not true astrology!
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Aquarius
3. Cancer
4. Capricorn
5. TaurusThat is all.
THIS SCORPIO girl is never fake! Ill beat a bitches ass who messes with me or my friends and fam.
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Aquarius
3. Cancer
4. Capricorn
5. TaurusThat is all.
THIS SCORPIO girl is never fake! Ill beat a bitches ass who messes with me or my friends and fam.
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Your avatar looks like you're taking a giant poop. :\
With a hook on the end of it. That's gotta hoyt!
capricorns hide things, but they are not fake in any way, they are too kind for shtiting around like that, my grandpa died of lung cancer and he had 2 heart attacks and he didnt even tell anyone so that he doesnt cause any more trouble than we already had at the time... oh and everyone says aries are this and that, ill tell you one thing, if theres something in my way and i need to be fake to go through, or to get whatever i need, i can be the fakest ever, im a real good liar when i have to lie - and careful, you'd never catch me
yawnnnn more Scorp slight. We're the realest OG's in the zodiac lol so of course we're number 1 on a fake sign list. It just makes too much sense.
You know, sometimes people don't believe sh!t stinks until you shove it in their face.
Posted by nov5male
yawnnnn more Scorp slight. We're the realest OG's in the zodiac lol so of course we're number 1 on a fake sign list. It just makes too much sense.You know, sometimes people don't believe sh!t stinks until you shove it in their face.
Something that Gemini's and Scorps have in common, apparently.
Posted by nov5male
yawnnnn more Scorp slight. We're the realest OG's in the zodiac lol so of course we're number 1 on a fake sign list. It just makes too much sense.You know, sometimes people don't believe sh!t stinks until you shove it in their face.
R.I.P. Randy Savage
**salute**
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Aquarius
3. Cancer
4. Capricorn
5. TaurusThat is all.
phew, one list i didnt make
rick ross (the rapper) is a aqua and he's the phoniest rapper in hiphop history..2nd phoniest rapper is plies (cancer)
tupac (gemini) was kinda fake too thou..i love his music thou
Posted by DAMEN VI
rick ross (the rapper) is a aqua and he's the phoniest rapper in hiphop history..2nd phoniest rapper is plies (cancer)tupac (gemini) was kinda fake too thou..i love his music thou
You still amaze me. *Scoffs while shaking head*
Okay, had to comment on this one because one of my closest friends, a Aquarius girl, has been going through this very rough semi-love triangle. The guy she was very close to,(practically falling in love),with was a Sag., and the girl, ex-girlfriend from 2 years ago(eventually turned into girlfriend again)is a Scorpio.
The Sag. admitted to the Aqua.(before he was with the Scorp.)that he was confused, and never led her on or promised her more than he gave. He still had some fascination with the Scorp.
The Scorp., around the same time he admitted this, became very close with the Aqua as well. Telling her constantly she didn't like Sag. and acting as a confidant... I could go on with this story, but it did end messy, and my Aqua friend, seriously the nicest person in the world, is still picking up pieces more than a year later.
The Scorpio definitely belongs at number 1 for some cases, but not everyone that is a Scorpio is fake.
Fake-ness does not show itself in your Sun sign only. There are other signs you were born with, and there are other factors in everyday life that make a person act fake.
Oh and I have the same birthday as 50Cent, George W. Bush, and Dalai Lama. None of them are fake....
Ricky Ross lol He's more 'real talk' than anything, if you think about it, mainstream hip hop wise.
Dunno about 2pac, only heard his stuff on radio etc.
TUPAC?! He was not fake, he was a truly radical Gemini, I would compare what his lyrics did to music in general to what jimmi's guitar did to the sound rock, and he rightfully represented the West, even if he was born elsewhere. Not that you think about that or anything.
That brings out another point. It depends on if the fake acting comes from a guy or girl!!
I'm done.
Posted by RuthlessMindGentleSoul
Oh and I have the same birthday as 50Cent, George W. Bush, and Dalai Lama. None of them are fake....
You can't be serious.
Posted by DazedScorp
Is this based of the amount of orgasms you have supposedly given women?
hahaha I believe it is.
Posted by RuthlessMindGentleSoul
Oh and I have the same birthday as 50Cent, George W. Bush, and Dalai Lama. None of them are fake....You can't be serious.
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No I am not, I was being sarcastic. I was just proving how all of them are different from each other but have the same birthday.
http://hiphopwired.com/2010/05/25/rapper-rick-ross-sued-by-former-drug-kingpin-% E2% 80% 9Cthe-real% E2% 80% 9D-rick% C2% A0ross/
Posted by RuthlessMindGentleSoul
Posted by RuthlessMindGentleSoul
Oh and I have the same birthday as 50Cent, George W. Bush, and Dalai Lama. None of them are fake....You can't be serious.
No I am not, I was being sarcastic. I was just proving how all of them are different from each other but have the same birthday.
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Ah!
Posted by RuthlessMindGentleSoul
Oh and I have the same birthday as 50Cent, George W. Bush, and Dalai Lama. None of them are fake....You can't be serious.
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Yeah that Dali lama looks like one mean sumbitch.
And yeah, Rick Ross is a fake, ex-prison guard, but I love many of his songs. I honestly don't think that kind of music should be taken so seriously, it defeats the purpose.
Seems like with that style of music though, it's all about the bizznizz and the skrilla so at least they aren't lying, they're just hamming it up a bit.
In tracksuits and garish gold.
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You can. And you do. Constantly. I see it. Constantly. You just don't hide it to those you are close to. That's who you feel comfortable enough to let loose with and/or on.
Hey, I will still love a cancer with faults and I have my own as well. I'm even dating my 2nd one 🙂