vs.

I win.

Alas, all this winning is making me tired. Someone else can be winner while I'm sleeping. But once I wake up, I will resume my place as winner.

Tut tut! I'm awake at this moment, so I am winner, but only briefly because I am about to sleep again, so yes you will be winner yet again shortly!

Here's a good question...

Posted by sporklifter
I win.

Gah!

Since all of you have defeated my primary defensive strategy:

I will now employ my secret weapon:

Army formation, full-battle dress:

Posted by sporklifter
Army formation, full-battle dress:

...and hair!