wtf

So, i met an aqua guy on Saturday nite..He comes round for a drink on Sunday and tells me loves me and wants me to be his girlfriend. I say ok, maybe, and he curses at my lack of enthusiasm!! He?s stalker material for sure. Im libra, so it might be all good, but hell, ive been here before and im scaredy-scared!! What?s this guys game?!

Woah, the guy barely knows you. That's not all good, for sure.

Two fries short of a happy meal hahaha! I'll have to remember that one 😉

Im sure he only meant that he?s keen..im not taking it literally, dont worry!!
Maybe i?ll see him again this week, he?s got the lovliest eyes ive ever seen..and he?s stranger than me..yay!!!

None taken, im older and wiser than you, little boy..it takes more than that to offend me.

Now now kids stop the bickering.

Yeah listen to your old lady. Respect your elders, brats.

I'm guessing from your reaction to our posts, Sola, that we misunderstood the meaning behind your post?

Was this just him being kind of joking about the love and cursing about your lack of enthusiasm or was this super serious? I'm sorry but I really don't understand the mood of what was going on.

The Irish have one of the most highly tuned and subtle senses of humour in the world. America is down at the bottom of the board.

When you were plopping out of the womb Branh, I was already being educated in the humour of Monty Python while sitting on my potty.

AB all the great people in England have Irish roots. Somewhere in their geneological tree...you may need to go back a few generations but you'll find an Irish link there somewhere.

That figures completely in my theory on the Roots of Cultivated Humour. Obviously Bran has no Irish in him at all because he is incapable to taking a joke. It's just not in his genes, poor man.

No it tranlates to Humour That Dumbos Don't Get.

You have to be prompted to do anything except complain and poke your finger at the inadequacies of everyone bar yourself. How could you possibly be expected to cultivate a sense of humour with that kinda of bias going on?

Stay in doors from now on sola...

Wing?: there is no mood to pick up on..i only met him on Saturday!!

Ive had 2 missed calls from him today..even though i already told him i was working. I dont understand it myself..hence the post. We met, he says he likes me, Sunday says he loves, today is stalking me...lol!!

Ha, i dont want to. You should see him..he?s gorgeous. Lucky me!!!

Whos complaining smart ass?? Im only saying its untypical of Aqua, compared to my previous experinces. So, shut the !! up and only contribute half decent coversation (if you have any).

Thanks to you..its pretty cool, i?ll admit!

Kris is also rather nice.

Now, now crazy woman..jealously clearly abounds here!!

I suggested the description of stalker..clearly you have no grasp of exaggeration or "taking talk with a pinch of salt". What i stated is true..and this, being a topic board and all, is where i intend to gain perspective.

Now, now crazy woman..jealously clearly abounds here!!

I suggested the description of stalker..clearly you have no grasp of exaggeration or "taking talk with a pinch of salt". What i stated is true..and this, being a topic board and all, is where i intend to gain perspective. Now, its past your bedtime..you?re all tired and grumpy.

That?s exactly what i did Notso!!!

Ooooh goodie..adios!!

"wow sola. you sound really immature."

Yeah and you sound like you know it all leokitten when you don't.
And starfish sounds like she has an attitude that doesn't like to be contradicted.
And notso smugly says something cutting every so often like a shark occasionally popping up out of the water surface.

Why is the immaturity of Branh0913 idotic and sexist question about my cup size not commented on? Is it cos he's a man so he can say what he likes?

I was going to comment on that...im sorry i forgot MellowDee.

Oh dear oh well don't let me stop you from saying something not very useful Lady M.

Notso really could you not dig a bit deeper in your grubby pocketful of one-liner retorts. I really thought you could do better than that hunny.

Your assumptions are a bit arseways then aren't they notso?

LOL to you too.

Well it would be a little weird commenting now, dont ya think. I also felt it was non of my business as well.

Maybe he likes you.

Why are his actions being reflected on me? Hell, im as baffled by him as anyone here might be. He?s keen..thats all im saying!

how can anyone seriously tell you they love you after one date— i am sure the guy was just playing with her, he cannot be for real. and the fact that she is actually taking him seriously says something...

I like the idea of Bling in a bikini. There's something naughtily appropriate about it 😉

Bikini is passe, burqini is where it's at.😛

Well, he was waiting at my door for me when i got home from work last night. This is no longer a joke guys (not sure it was ever really funny), but i had to tel him to go away or the cops would be called. Gulp.

Re: those Burgini's: for the ultra conservatives who cover their faces as well, they could always pop a snorkle mask on to keep it looking normal and in keeping with the aquatic life style .

Sola

I know someone who knows you, you are amusing person.