Aries Broads Are SO Simple, To Win Them Just.....

meet or exceed their initial passionate outbursts and then,


REJECT THEM by making yourself seem totally unattainable to them by doing one or more of the following things:

1. make as little time for them as possible and make them KNOW you are too busy to hang out with them...

2. when you DO hang out with them give her just enough attention to let her know you are there, but flirt with as many other girls as possible at every opportunity....

3. be TOTALLY into yourself...as much as you are into yourself, act THAT much DISINTERESTED in her....

4. allow them to pick up the check once in a while...


5. ****BE AS HOT AND AS HANDSOME AS POSSIBLE!!✨***

- this is the most important because without having #5, doing 1-4 won't work.....



one thing i know about aries women is probably more than any other sign, they LOVE A CHALLENGE and to make the IMPOSSIBLE happen! after all, it just validates the fact that they are conquerors if and when they do live up to the challenges of the impossible...

in order words, you wanna keep and aries broad hooked?


BE IMPOSSIBLE!

@ ardentaries:

:-)...


i love you ladies, though! a man just needs a BIG personality to keep up with you all!


@ arianmilwife:

yeah, sure, i am engaged to an aquarius, but so what? i still date other people....

she encourages it...

and i will keep the # of aries i have been with to myself...i think i have revealed enough of my sexual history already for now...

what I WILL say is that i am currently dating an aries who i have been on and -off with for two years, though more off than on because she has started to bore me...

aries women are too simple...when they like you, its like they think,

"here i am! i am ready for the taking"...more often than not, they are ready to TAKE YOU if you reject them enough...

but i know how to deal with aries women...they think they are all that, literally, so you just have to bring them down a couple of notches and they will be yours..

but the key question is, do you have the balls to resort to this plan of action with an aries chick?

these broads are pretty willfull and forceful once they have their minds set on something...in order to resist and aries temper tantrum, you need to be a very strong, calm individual indeed...

@ am4:


umm, tell that to the aries girls in my life...


and its because of the fact i am not "relationship material" that aries girls are attracted to me because aries girls ARE relationship material..

its the ultimate challenge, remember?

and get along well with aries women and usually don't have problems with them, UNLESS they are throwing one of their little childish temper tantums and carrying on like spoiled brats and i have to play mr. cool with them and WALK AWAY...

they always want to follow when i do that...

something about being so cool in the midst of their heated, aries tantrums makes them want to get under your skin more...

i have learned not to give in and i don't...so, they get hooked...

but even then, its STILL not a problem because i know i am the one in the driver's seat because i have my emotions under control and she doesn't...

@ arianmilwife:


i told you that "i will keep the # of aries i have been with to myself"....

now this means sexually, casually, whatever in case you did not to read into it that way...it doesn't matter which way you meant it, the answer remains the same...

and i never got the impression that you were "trying to pry into (my) sexual history"...


and as far as your last question, most of the aries "broads" i know fit into my descriptions of them...

you all are not that hard to figure out...

You are a VIRGO!

I should have known! LOL, now I can go in peace 😛 hahahaha

@ cappysweetie:

you still don't believe me, huh?

i always seem to be unbelievable and have this incredulous quality to people for some reason...

oh well..i don;t take it personally...


@ am4:

right, right!

@ arianmilwife:

now you see, this is where it gets confusing...

you are trying to pin me down and that is not gonna happen...



how do you solve a problem like stillwaters?

how to do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

how do you find a word that means stillwaters?

A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!


many a thing you know you'd like to tell him

many a thing he ought to understand

but how do you make him stay

and listen to all you say

how do you keep a wave upon the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like stillwaters?

how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?


When you're with him you're confused

out of focus and bemused

and you never know exactly where you are

unpredictable as weather

he's as flighty as a feather

he's a darling! he's a demon! he's a lamb!

he'd outpester any pest

drive a hornet from its nest

he could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl

he is gentle! he is wild!

he's a riddle! he's a child!

he's a headache! he's an angel!

he's a boy!


Oh, how do you solve a problem like stillwaters?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?




Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

remember that song?

i love that movie!

i'm 100% sure that if some dude treated me like this i would never talk to him again. ever. the first time he pulled it.

yeah im starting to think i might be opposite day or something because as i read it over again there's no way he could possibly be serious

@ ardentaries:


am i now?

watch out, i just might surprise you! :-)


@am4:


what gave me away? *shrugs*



@ i love ewe:


sure, your aries boldness and naivete may lead to you believe that you would not engage in such a relationship now, but aries women just have away of being carried away by passion and desire to the detriment of their better reasoning abilities...


don't say you won't until you are confronted with

A. the hot guy

B. desire for the hot guy that is EQUALED OR SUCCEEDED by the hot guy towards YOU

C. subsequent REJECTION and total aloofness from the hot guy


after you are confronted with a, b and c, what will you find is eating at you if not the fact that you feel that you must RISE TO THE CHALLENGE...


and if you throw in good sex....


FORGET ABOUT IT!



i mean,you aries broads DO think you are the SHIT, don't you all?

don't try to play it off...modesty ain't an aries strong point to say the least...

you all think you are SOOOO hot that you would not POSSIBLY believe that this guy would not want you..

so what will you resort to?

typical aries tactics of brash, in your face, childish displays which are meant to show the guy HOW HOT YOU REALLY ARE!



NOT...



well sometimes....but cut out the goddamn whining already!


and i am pretty serious...


@ shyaries:

NOT X 2....

i am sorry, mate, but all the aries and aquas i ever knew got along swimmingly (excuse the fishy little pun)...

they are compatible when you really get down to it because the hot and cold balances each other out and makes the two of them warm - in between both extremes...

this is what you call BALANCE, my friend!

and aquas can be very good parents, as long as you don't hold a traditional view of parenthood!

no grudges, mate...

it all strictly tongue in cheek...

i know aries appreciate my brashness, anyways...

i bet it makes you all feel quite at home actually!

but i did say that i love me some aries at the end of the day when its all said and done!

i just cant seem to stay mad at you all for too long! you all seem to know let go and move on and let bygones be bygones and that goodness for that!

bless your hearts!

we all know you can't control an aries woman. she won't tolerate being played for long.....and she'll have no problem standing up to someone who acts like an arrogant arse once she decides the arse isn't a prize worth chasing. 😛

@ shyaries:

i have a few prominent aries planets...that could be why i have such an understanding of aries tendencies...

not to mention the fact that i have so many aries in my life!

and i am from the eastern seaboard of the US...



@ tamara

*shakes head*


that's what you all say until you meet the hot guy i have been describing to you...

you will join the club sooner or later...and when you do, you will remember stillwaters told you so...


but by that time, i will probably already be long gone but at least you will have this thread to refer back to for reference!

i am just doing all of this for the sake of posterity! its for your benefit!


*puts tongue in cheek*

im from shitty little plymouth
it's not shitty 😛 where would you rather be?

we all know you can't control an aries woman. she won't tolerate being played for long.....

tamara as fellow fire, you know well 😉

hmmm, not sure if it's tolerance...more impatience and short-temperedness = no game playing for more than 5 mins...
--- by the time you get to the start of the game, she'll be long gone

lol aa, that's what I thought too...

you do have subtle wit StillWaters.

i will not be joining that club. an arrogant arse is an arrogant arse -it doesn't matter how hot he is. though you do make him sound so irresistible 😉

no doubt future DXP generations to come will silenty thank you as they scan your esteemed writings. 😉

LOL tamara !

- no one is simple - if they were, we won't be here...

lol you wanna turn of your filter b u t t e r s h i t t y

yea quite cold now eh...

@ ardentaries:

nothing wrong at all, my dear..nothing at all..


@ tamara:

:-)


and as the future generations "scan my esteemed writings", your contributions here will also be duly noted likewise!


we are both in this together, babe!


@ am4?

dude, where are you meeting these people? pisces or no pisces?

and the question is rhetorical, so don't feel compelled to respond and you have thus far in this "boring thread"....

when i find things boring, i just walk on by and keep it moving...


just keep it moving!


@ arianmilwife:

oh come on!

its "the sound of music"!


and nice try...i enjoyed your effort:-)

typical of an aries to drop what they started just as fast as they started it!

no wonder you need a BIG personality to hold your attention!


you all are the poster children for ADHD!

thank you Hizaki 🙂

*makes a deep curtsy in your direction*

"and as the future generations 'scan my esteemed writings', your contributions here will also be duly noted likewise!

we are both in this together, babe!"

if your posts continue to be flagged and deleted then your "esteemed writings" will be lost forever.....as will mine.

you've caused quite an uproar. lol!

@ arianlatay:


i guess certain individuals couldn't handle my level of brashness, which can be quite high at times, i must admit!


i just feel so at home here posting on the aries board!


i think so much like you all sometimes!


@ arianmilwife:


stillwaters at your service:-)


oh, and believe me, the pleasure is ALL MINE!

i know you aries broads will appreciate my selfishness in keeping the pleasure all for myself! if not, i am sure you will completely understand it! :-)



@ tamara:


i only caused an uproar because i knew that was the only way to get you aries broads' attention!


and judging by all of your pics, what guy wouldn't want to get your attention?

all of you are SMOKING!


i wouldnt expect anything less from broads posting on an aries board though!


and they might have flagged the other thread, but at least we have the memories, ladies...

aries do have a wonderful sense of humour!

ah yes, we will always have cherished memories of the tranquil turbulence caused by StillWaters that run deeper than the OP would suggest.

entertaining indeed.....even to a non-aries!

i a glad i could entertain you, tamara...


but you did make that comment over 10 days ago and i am a little late, so maybe as of my recent posts you are not so entertained as of now, but really, thanks for the memories!

yes, i can be a prick a lot of times, but a funny prick is better than a depressing prick!

and i am really not a prick despite the appearances...

my virgo rising just makes it seem like i am a prick to people who think that...

I am an Aries, born 4/2; and my new boyfriend is a sagittarius born for 11/22. We have been dating for 2 weeks and get along real well. He is caring, sensitive, supportive, attentive, and puts my needs above his. He claims he loves me and already looking at wedding rings. This is my first experience with a sag. Can anyone else share there experience.