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Understanding the Engineer
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HE waz up
PARTY PEOPLE!
Come on down!...I love company! SeizetheDay I extend to you a special invitation to my parties cause I like your on screen personality...Huh?
"So, you are inviting some random girl to your house?"
"YES! She is th
Come on down!...I love company! SeizetheDay I extend to you a special invitation to my parties cause I like your on screen personality...Huh?
"So, you are inviting some random girl to your house?"
"YES! She is th
I read awhile back that somebody said Aires women were masquline,, I gotta agree. There's this one gal who wolrks on the assembly line with me and she can lift nearly as much as a man. She's the only woman I know can fasten the trunk hood without any he
Foreplay of Aries:
Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.
Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.
This leo girl has caught my eye. How do I seduce her?
Hey Cancerlady!!!
I tried to catch up with you on the cancer board.. but um.. it got crowded over there.
Anywho, how did things work out between you and the Pisces?
I tried to catch up with you on the cancer board.. but um.. it got crowded over there.
Anywho, how did things work out between you and the Pisces?
My best friend is a aries, woman. She is vivacious, and beautiful. She has so many aspirations and many goals in life. But whenever we hang out ( i am an aquaa) all she wants to do is just run for the adventure without thinking. beleive me, I love to have
Hello to all signs!!! New Topic( I hope we can share our concerns) Why is it—??
My question is? Why is it that regardless to whom we are compatible to or not?
When we have choosen a someone of our own desires?? There is always som
I pulled this off another post because I thought it might be something interesting to talk about..
To Parallax.. and anyone else who wants to hop in...
Original Post
How do you as an Aries woman handle being a masculine sign? (that's
To Parallax.. and anyone else who wants to hop in...
Original Post
How do you as an Aries woman handle being a masculine sign? (that's
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when
one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
Outlook on life
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Relationships
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."