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@HCollider2
The serial catfish getting bent out of shape, too funny. Bitch please, you ain't fooling anyone. Everyone knows you got at least one account going at the same time. You're the female Ands (or probably just Ands in a granny bra).
Classic feeble Libras desperate to be anything other than themselves. Like Terramine tried soooooo hard to convince everyone he's really a Scorpio. And how many different signs have you catfished as so far? Go get a dildo or 5 and finally get your rocks off, midget.
Wait.. Jeds a real person?
If he is.. He must be related to Benjamin Button. His age continually decreases as the years pass.
I have a Libra moon.. suck it
Sit on it and rotate
I thought you were a Scorpio moon?
Wait.. Jeds a real person?
:O
By the amount of times the name is mentioned around this place, I HOPE its a real person.
I have a Libra moon.. suck it
Sit on it and rotate
I thought you were a Scorpio moon?
He hates Libra so I go with what grates his ass raw.
It’s cusp too but no one gives a shit
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And you're an Aries rising?
Wait.. Jeds a real person?
If he is.. He must be related to Benjamin Button. His age continually decreases as the years pass.
Sort of like Spacebird or whatever name she is using now? Lol
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Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. What you SHOULD be concerned with is the bigger picture.
It's almost October 2019. We are busy living our life, while YOU (plural) are busy still talking about our life - instead of living your own. And many of you are supposedly married or at least in relationships.
Take a long hard look around, sweetie, because evidently for most of you this is as good as it's ever gonna get. Stuck on an astrology forum gossiping about other people's lives instead of having one of your own, stuck on an endless loop of mundanity. 10 years from now, most of you will still be here and evolution will have passed you by. That's not a supposition or prediction. It's a statement of fact.
🍆 Ands has been playing make-believe for over a decade, on a deleting loop. Until I came along and pointed out how retarded it is for grown adults to be behaving like toddlers in an imaginary tea party. Now he's regressed to posting pics of his gay-af dog and telling stories of how he shops & travels alone. He's looking old as hell these days, and in 2029 he'll be looking like a wrinkled mini-mart manager & still at it, alternating between DXP & Lindaland as he always did whenever he got banned. Firebunny will be right there with him.
🍆 Only God knows how long Dazed has been here for, but rest assured he'll still be here in 2029. Because he's got no life and no future other than DXP. That's why he's so shook. Because I kindly reminded him recently that it really sucks to be him.
🍆 Myfartsshine will still be here fondling her charts while wrinkling and greying further. And she'll still be as fake as ever.
🍆 LiiM will be still getting sexual gratification from likes on her crappy memes, well into her 40s.
🍆 CC will be nearing 60 and still ranting like a drunk doomsayer on the sidewalk, but she'll have deleted 10-15 times between now and them.
🍆 Cloudy will be the next ACsquarepluto in her 20s and 30s, sliding into senior citizens' dm's and still catfishing her ass off via multiple accounts. There's a good reason why I call her the Female Ands.
🍆 BitchNeptune will be completely covered in cellulite in her 30s and 40s, still unmarried & looking like a beanbag, still trying to convince everyone she's intelligent......but that ship sailed loooooong ago. There's no cure for basicwhitebitchitis. Dating much younger men won't make her seem any smarter in comparison.
🍆 Damous will still be here using suicide as cheap shock value to get attention - career losers are predictable that way.
🍆 Nikkistar will be in her 60s and still acting like she's in her high school's Mean Gurlz klique, and still heavily photoshopping her ample circumference. But now she'll need to also rely on snapchat filters and next-gen photoshop to disguise her overly puffy face, which is what happens to elderly Asian women.
Those are just a few examples off the top of my head. It's not a pretty picture, is it? "Lol".
The dude who writes paragraphs in response to everyone on here saying that to me? Rich.. Haven't even been here for almost a week cause I have a fkn life outside of here. LMAO.
Your the only one he has hope left to still read it lol
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I love my threads!!!
They never fail to showcase everyone else's retardation as evidenced in Bitchneptune's painfully obvious mental degradation over the years. And Cloudy's sock poppeting.
Oh hey Cloudy aka @WhatIsWrongWithMe, what's up??
I dare you to bump the thread where the self-confessed-underage you is jailbaiting Hydorah. Only God knows what else was happening in your dm's at the time......we've all heard the stories 😮😮😮
What was your old Mr Socko account again? Oh yes @classmate , so how about your crawl back under the rock you came from before you embarrass yourself any further, Libra?