@Emhendo
9 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
FUCK CafeAstrology.
Limitations of CafeAstrology for Accurate Astrology Data
CafeAstrology often provides incomplete or inaccurate astrological aspects and house calculations. For precise and comprehensive birth chart details, use reputable platforms like Astro.com or Astrotheme. These sites offer detailed aspect lists, accurate house calculations, and advanced tools for serious astrology enthusiasts.
Posted by Emhendo
I have realized that it's one of the most useless platforms in terms of astrology.They updated their website, and you can now see Lilith aspects..
But they don't ever give you your full list of aspects.
Even if your list of aspects goes all the way down the fucking floor, I BET YOUR ASS that's NOT all of them.
They even miscalculate houses. Yes. Your houses may not be true, and you probably been lied to most your life.
Anyways, I have rarely ever visited CafeAstrology in a really long time now..
But Astrotheme.com is good.
Astro.com is good.
I'm sure we all know that.
It's just time to stop wasting our time on CafeAstrology, even though it's easier to read a chart, because it's a table chart.
Placidus charts are the shit to me now, and I only prefer table charts in terms of aspects.
For a long time I only thought I had Mars sextile Ascendant.
I thought that was my ONLY aspect at the Ascendant.. I'm like cool, I ooze war-hearted energy. I'm normal. Whatever.
Now thanks to Astrotheme, I found that not only is Mars on my Ascendant.
But I have
Moon Sextile ASC
Pluto Square ASC
And
Neptune Inconjunction ASC
Jupiter SesquiQuadrate ASC
Venus Quintile ASC
What are the mothafuckin odds, I was ever gonna find that out... FUCKIN AROUND with baby-steps CafeAstrology.
Expand your horizons, step outside your comfort and go for things harder to understand.
You can always skip all of that mess and download this Free Halloran Astrology Software if you use a Windows PC. If you don't want that one, or don't use a Windows PC, CLICK HERE to take you to a list of 'Dozens of Free Astrology Programs'. click to expand
click to expand
Man, this a virus..
Or some spyware.
Or a keylogger.
You trynna see all my goodies.
Posted by sticky
lol at complaining about a free service
Best part about being an American
Posted by sticky
lol at complaining about a free service
Aha!
You're so miserable, that you are trynna see something wrong with this post and everything I do on DXP.
I'm just waiting on you to try me some more, so I can shut your wretched ass down.
But you never seem to say much but no more than one sentence to me everytime. What are you scared of?
This isn't a complaint, but a realization and recommendation for everyone here.
I don't like cafeastrology neither, but I can't discredit. It was my go-to when I was first getting into this Astrology thing.
I use Astro.com and astrowin nowadays along with the free programs of the latter.
Posted by Emhendo
I have realized that it's one of the most useless platforms in terms of astrology.They updated their website, and you can now see Lilith aspects..
But they don't ever give you your full list of aspects.
Even if your list of aspects goes all the way down the fucking floor, I BET YOUR ASS that's NOT all of them.
They even miscalculate houses. Yes. Your houses may not be true, and you probably been lied to most your life.
Anyways, I have rarely ever visited CafeAstrology in a really long time now..
But Astrotheme.com is good.
Astro.com is good.
I'm sure we all know that.
It's just time to stop wasting our time on CafeAstrology, even though it's easier to read a chart, because it's a table chart.
Placidus charts are the shit to me now, and I only prefer table charts in terms of aspects.
For a long time I only thought I had Mars sextile Ascendant.
I thought that was my ONLY aspect at the Ascendant.. I'm like cool, I ooze war-hearted energy. I'm normal. Whatever.
Now thanks to Astrotheme, I found that not only is Mars on my Ascendant.
But I have
Moon Sextile ASC
Pluto Square ASC
And
Neptune Inconjunction ASC
Jupiter SesquiQuadrate ASC
Venus Quintile ASC
What are the mothafuckin odds, I was ever gonna find that out... FUCKIN AROUND with baby-steps CafeAstrology.
Expand your horizons, step outside your comfort and go for things harder to understand.
You can always skip all of that mess and download this Free Halloran Astrology Software if you use a Windows PC. If you don't want that one, or don't use a Windows PC, CLICK HERE to take you to a list of 'Dozens of Free Astrology Programs'. click to expand
Man, this a virus..
Or some spyware.
Or a keylogger.
You trynna see all my goodies. click to expand
Yeah, because I have nothing better to do with my life than create Shortened URL's that can be traced back to me just to give some random person a virus. You got me...
If you're going to be paranoid, just download Malwarebytes https://www.malwarebytes.com/mwb-download/ , sandbox the install, or DL it to a Virtual Server/Cloud Storage like the rest of humanity. click to expand
click to expand
I was just showing humor, with my paranoid ways.
I already added it I my Google Drive and I'll install it when I got the time.
Thanks.
Posted by sticky
lol at complaining about a free serviceAha!
You're so miserable, that you are trynna see something wrong with this post and everything I do on DXP.
I'm just waiting on you to try me some more, so I can shut your wretched ass down.
But you never seem to say much but no more than one sentence to me everytime. What are you scared of?
This isn't a complaint, but a realization and recommendation for everyone here. click to expand
So scared click to expand
click to expand
I can SO tell.
Posted by sticky
lol at complaining about a free serviceBest part about being an American click to expand
I’m an American and do not behave like that. So it’s a this person thing. click to expand
click to expand
Behave?
And for the record, LN is not siding with you. She's being sarcastic with your ass.
How in the hell am I showing bad behavior?
See, you only saying that because you are another white person that demonize people that look like me.
You had no reason to be all up in my shit, taking about " I don't behave like that".
Man, SHUT your ass up.
@Sticky
It's a lot of free fucking services for astrology on the internet.
If I choose to share my view on just ONE of them, then that's my fucking business and it's not a complaint.
You can't complain about something you don't care for or have a use for.
You sound like a bigger asshole than me. Go live a double life or something... Pure misery.
It's hard to find an accurate enough service these days. Half the sites give my boy a Leo sun, others give him a Virgo sun because of his damn cusp (Aug. 23). A couple gave me a Libra moon, majority gave me a Virgo moon.
Posted by NelsonSacramento
Never loled so much in the morning 😂
Do voice acting & read them aloud in everyone's individual voice. That's what many of our mornings are like. He cooks breakfast while I provide the entertainment. Emhendo's threads are usually my go-to.
CafeAstrology is good for the basics and sun signs (Cap man, Leo woman, etc). But lacking in most everything else.
Their software lacks accuracy. But same goes for Astrotheme. It's not as accurate as Astro.com. Even so - astrotheme can be useful/fun for playing around (since their celeb data-base is larger than the rest).
Yep that website blows
Posted by C69
idk I like cafethey give pretty good descriptions
also yeah astro.com lists a lot more aspects, but you gotta check the orbs. there's a lot of loose orb aspects, they're not really that important
so are lilith aspects, unless it's below 1 degree I wouldn't really bother
Explain orbs to me, if you can.
Posted by C69
idk I like cafethey give pretty good descriptions
also yeah astro.com lists a lot more aspects, but you gotta check the orbs. there's a lot of loose orb aspects, they're not really that important
so are lilith aspects, unless it's below 1 degree I wouldn't really bother
Explain orbs to me, if you can. click to expand
click to expandit’s the tightness of the aspect
the smaller the orb, the stronger the aspect and vice versa
if the orb is less than 1 degree, it’s called an exact aspect and is felt very strongly click to expand
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I have realized that it's one of the most useless platforms in terms of astrology.
They updated their website, and you can now see Lilith aspects..
But they don't ever give you your full list of aspects.
Even if your list of aspects goes all the way down the fucking floor, I BET YOUR ASS that's NOT all of them.
They even miscalculate houses. Yes. Your houses may not be true, and you probably been lied to most your life.
Anyways, I have rarely ever visited CafeAstrology in a really long time now..
But Astrotheme.com is good.
Astro.com is good.
I'm sure we all know that.
It's just time to stop wasting our time on CafeAstrology, even though it's easier to read a chart, because it's a table chart.
Placidus charts are the shit to me now, and I only prefer table charts in terms of aspects.
For a long time I only thought I had Mars sextile Ascendant.
I thought that was my ONLY aspect at the Ascendant.. I'm like cool, I ooze war-hearted energy. I'm normal. Whatever.
Now thanks to Astrotheme, I found that not only is Mars on my Ascendant.
But I have
Moon Sextile ASC
Pluto Square ASC
And
Neptune Inconjunction ASC
Jupiter SesquiQuadrate ASC
Venus Quintile ASC
What are the mothafuckin odds, I was ever gonna find that out... FUCKIN AROUND with baby-steps CafeAstrology.
Expand your horizons, step outside your comfort and go for things harder to understand.