How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by Piscis_Hominis on Monday, April 4, 2016 and has 24 replies.

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I posted this as part of a reply on another thread...figured it would be fun on it's own.

ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?

TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that light bulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.

GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the light bulb.

CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.

LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.

VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .

LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?

SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--

PISCES: What light bulb?

Additions? Thoughts?

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LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them

Ehh idk if you want something done right You better do it yourself. Are they going to change my light bulb like right now, because if not just give me the fucking light bulb

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Posted by ragingfirelove

LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them

Ehh idk if you want something done right You better do it yourself. Are they going to change my light bulb like right now, because if not just give me the fucking light bulb

You can change it...but who needs a ladder?

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