Oh hush! We all need to vent

Here is my weekly "venting" about each sign! Some of you may relate, some may not. Oh who cares!

Aries: Calm down! Stop trying to compete with everything walking! Everything in life doesn't have to be a competition--every situation doesn't always require a winner & a loser. You guys are more attractive when you're just as confident in being the 1 every "respects" vs. always having to be the one that everyone "fears." We get it, you hate for others to get the impression that you're a push over, but sheeeeesh, you actually attract more people who see you as "prey" when you dedicate your life/invest all your time into trying to avoid those very same types of people! You don't have to step on someone else's toes just to prove that you're not a "pusxy!"

Cancer: Oh for goodness sakes, stop whining! Living in your emotions doesn't mean you're justified in taking everything personal. You guys expect for others to be able to handle it when you're the ones dishing out the criticism/blame but yet you guys turn into silly putty the min. someone has words for your ass! It's not that people are annoyed by you b/c you go into everything with your "Feelings" but moreso that people would respect you more if you could handle receiving half the bull you put out to others!

Gemini: Oh sit down somewhere! Mind your own business! Half the energy you invest in trying to know everyone else's business could be the energy you spend on making sure YOUR partners at home are satisfied. If I see 1 more Gemini pointing out to someone else what they could be doing differently in their relationships to keep their "man" or "girl" I'm gonna scream! Especially since you guys are 1 sec. away from losing your OWN partners!

Taurus: Learn that not everybody cares about your bull-like ways. There are plenty of people who are just as airheaded, hot-headed, bull-headed & stubborn just like you. Not everybody will shutter/bow down just b/c you say so. You guys can't ever seem to handle it when you meet your "match." Leave the temper tantrums to the kids, please!

Leo: Ugh!

Virgo: For supposed "know it alls" you sure seem to be the 1s who get broken up with the most or are the most misunderstood. The pot shouldn't be calling the kettle black! Being able to see flaws & solutions to those flaws in others is a good trait to have, BUT only if you can handle looking in your OWN mirror first/too. Get over yourselves!

Scorpio: Matter of fact, most of you suck in the bedroom! Yep, I said it! Simply being born a "Scorpio" doesn't guarantee that you'll be the best or most freaky in bed. Ya know, ya actuall DO gotta put in some work before you're entitled to that title! Get off your high horses! And even though your techniques for revenge are quite intriging, understand that you guys F yourselves when you forget the #1 rule: Never underestimate your opponent! There's always gonna be someone who can lie, manipulate & betray better than you. Be careful who you whip our your witchcraft on! It might come back to haunt you!

Sagg: People will stop calling you committment phobes once you actually START committing for once! No, not 2 week or 2 month relationships! We'll give you your credit once we actually see that your relationship/marriage can last longer than 5 years! Sadly, you think 6+ months is you doing "good" but honey, you're not technically in the big leagues UNTIL/UNLESS you can keep someone entertained for way longer than that! And for goodness sakes, stop knocking her/cheating on her when her monthly period arrives! lol lol Just be patient, damn!

Pisces: Ugh part 2!

Aquas: Simply amazing & beautiful =)

Capricorn: No one wants to be in an intimate relationship/friendship with someone who acts like a "parent." Stop acting like soccer moms & let your hair down a bit. Loosen up! Trust me, you won't lose your thrown/crown all b/c you let yourself have some fun every blue moon. The boardroom will be there when you get back!

Libra: I get it, I get it. You guys hate to look like the "bad guys" or the 1s who don't give 2nd chances. Some of you could really give a F less about "the scales" or justice, so don't be a pushover just b/c you are technically a Libra. If you feel like telling someone to F off, do so! But don't purposely sit back & take constant crap just b/c some astrology book said that it's in your blood to do so! Grow some balls & THEN people will finally stop calling you push overs! If your own partner calls you a dumb ass for putting up with their crap, that speaks volumes! That oughta tell you something!

Ok sorry guys...had to get that off my chest! Pfew!

Alright, I'm ready. Go ahead & start throwing the darts at me! I can handle it =P

wait hold up...

Dear Aquas,

please stop rambling and going on tangents. stick to your original point for goodness sake. i swear i wanna beat my head into the wall after 1 minute of your rambling. Must you always write a novel to get your 10 points across?

LoL my Aqua friend fits that to a T. Can't get on the phone with her unless I plan on being on the phone for AT LEAST an hour, usually more like 4-5 hours.

Aquas are so weak. They are distant, mental, and don't know how to play the game. Which is why this rant was probably started.

Goodness Aquas we'd actually like you if you didn't get but hurt and feel like you need to treat us badly one second and then be our friend the next. You're fake and only act nice so that you appear to have a lot of friends in hopes that maybe you'll find someone, but we see through your lies.

And for the love of God stop talking about people and saying you hate them behind their backs. People will tell other people and you will be found out for the lies you speak.

THE GAME. Play it better.

Posted by happykitsune
Aquas are so weak. They are distant, mental, and don't know how to play the game. Which is why this rant was probably started.

Goodness Aquas we'd actually like you if you didn't get but hurt and feel like you need to treat us badly one second and then be our friend the next. You're fake and only act nice so that you appear to have a lot of friends in hopes that maybe you'll find someone, but we see through your lies.

And for the love of God stop talking about people and saying you hate them behind their backs. People will tell other people and you will be found out for the lies you speak.

THE GAME. Play it better.

Dear other signs,
STOP underestimating Aquarians. STOP with your assumptions--weren't we all taught in middle school that when you assume you make an ASS out of you & me. Please learn how Aquarians tick before you tell us what we do/don't do or what we will/won't do. If any of you actually knew Aquas as well as you think you do, 1 of the FIRST things you'd know about us is that when we have an issue with someone, we let it be known. We're not passive aggressive. Sometimes we even let our inability to entertain those we don't like, speak for us. We thought ignoring you was doing you a favor vs. cussing you out & letting you know that nope, you're not as good of a catch as you thought. But hey, if you'd prefer that we keep acting like we have an ounce of emotion for you, just to make you feel better, we will but THEN we'll be considered "fake." People call us "weak" or fake all b/c we don't need others to make our world go round--sounds like jealousy to me =P Any time I've ever had an issue with someone, I discuss it with them. Just b/c YOU may not get a front row seat to our "discussion" doesn't mean that it didn't happen. If you're gonna be a "know it all" ATLEAST be a "know it all." THANX!
Sincerely,
Aqua

Posted by happykitsune
THE GAME. Play it better.

Welp, unfortunately, YOU see life as a game, but we don't. So while others continually think this is a "game" we're playing, poor thing, they don't even realize that we are literally just being ourselves. There is no "game" to be played. As a matter of fact, games/tricks are for kids.

And let's say we Aquas DID see life as a "game." We must be doing SOMETHING right considering WE are the ones who normally leave, with someone running after/chasing US. We are the ones everyone is scrounging around trying to understand. We are the ones that spark curiosity & intrigue in others. We are the 1s that can say 2 sentences & have a world wide controversey/debate started and/or get reactions from people we don't even know (aaaaah power!) We must be doing SOMETHING right Ms. Game player.

are you rambling again?

Posted by krysrenee7

--weren't we all taught in middle school that when you assume you make an ASS out of you & me.

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No, it was from watching Steven Seagal movies... Under Siege 2 - Dark Territory: Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

I think its funny how highly you aquas view yourselfs. That is truly your downfall. Realize that we all have flaws and yes hen, you have em too.

krysrenee7, people are going on and on about Aquas because you left them out of your rant. There must be something annoying about Aquas if there's something annoying about every other sign. That's logical. It's only fair to let everyone else fill in those downfalls since you left them out. Is there nothing about another Aqua that burns you up? I know there are fellow Geminis that drive me nuts.

She didn't leave Aquas out .. it's just one line, and it so it's hard to see it

Aquas: Simply amazing & beautiful =)

That's ^^^^^^^^^^ what she wrote about her own sign.

Which makes it even worse than forgetting

Posted by happykitsune
I think its funny how highly you aquas view yourselfs. That is truly your downfall. Realize that we all have flaws and yes hen, you have em too.

yeah, i agree...

Posted by krysrenee7

Posted by happykitsune
THE GAME. Play it better.

Welp, unfortunately, YOU see life as a game, but we don't. So while others continually think this is a "game" we're playing, poor thing, they don't even realize that we are literally just being ourselves. There is no "game" to be played. As a matter of fact, games/tricks are for kids.

And let's say we Aquas DID see life as a "game." We must be doing SOMETHING right considering WE are the ones who normally leave, with someone running after/chasing US. We are the ones everyone is scrounging around trying to understand. We are the ones that spark curiosity & intrigue in others. We are the 1s that can say 2 sentences & have a world wide controversey/debate started and/or get reactions from people we don't even know (aaaaah power!) We must be doing SOMETHING right Ms. Game player.

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say what now? this is funny.

Posted by P-Angel
She didn't leave Aquas out .. it's just one line, and it so it's hard to see it

Aquas: Simply amazing & beautiful =)

That's ^^^^^^^^^^ what she wrote about her own sign.

Wrong.
"Left them out of your rant" is what they said. Which she did. There was absolutely no ranting about Aquas.
It's ok tho...I filled in 😆

Posted by P-Angel
She didn't leave Aquas out .. it's just one line, and it so it's hard to see it

Aquas: Simply amazing & beautiful =)

That's ^^^^^^^^^^ what she wrote about her own sign.

Yes, that's what I meant. I meant she left out COMPLAINTS about Aquas. I should have written that better.

Even though Aqua was left out, I thought it was funny, too, and I agreed with the Gemini one. I DO need to sit down and quit butting into everyone's business. Oh wait...I'm butting in NOW! Dang it! Well, at least I'm sitting down! Halfway there!

lol ^^

Oh people get over yourselves! Why does it bother you that Aquas don't go around acting like they're disgusted with themselves? Would it make you feel better if we walked around cussing ourselves out? lol lol

I'll be the 1st to say that Aquas have flaws. You guys read/see only what you want to see. The 1 time I'm actually giving praise to my own sign, people start having heart attacks and/or calling it "conceited."

NO sign should have to dumb themselves down just to make someone feel comfortable. In areas that I feel we really need some work, I speak on/address that. BUT the same goes for the areas that I feel we're great in. But people only choose to read my posts when I'm talking positively about Aquas. Since when is actually repping your own sign a bad thing?

I wouldn't dare make any of you feel bad for saying, "Scorps are great friends" or "Leos are loyal." How insecure would I look if I told Capricorns they oughta feel bad for considering themselves to be a good thing?! I mean seriously people. You guys frown upon the wrong things!

There's entire threads dedicated to flaws/negative things about Aquas. Some I agree with & some I don't. It is what it is. I'm not asking any of you to share my opinion b/c my experiences are simply that, MINE. That's why it's called "venting." I'm sharing my view of different signs from MY eyes, not anyone else's.

You guys can't ever take any humor. Relax. You all take yourselves too seriously. I purposely left out my rants about Aquas 1. B/c I can & 2. B/c I wanted to. DEAL WITH THAT!

Here, I'll make you guys feel better =)

Dear Aquas,
You get on my F'ing nerves 24-7!

There, I said it. Do you all feel better now?! Smh smh

wow Aquas can be SOOOOO emotional!

Posted by krysrenee7
Scorpio: Matter of fact, most of you suck in the bedroom! Yep, I said it! Simply being born a "Scorpio" doesn't guarantee that you'll be the best or most freaky in bed. Ya know, ya actuall DO gotta put in some work before you're entitled to that title! Get off your high horses! And even though your techniques for revenge are quite intriging, understand that you guys F yourselves when you forget the #1 rule: Never underestimate your opponent! There's always gonna be someone who can lie, manipulate & betray better than you. Be careful who you whip our your witchcraft on! It might come back to haunt you!

Sagg: People will stop calling you committment phobes once you actually START committing for once! No, not 2 week or 2 month relationships! We'll give you your credit once we actually see that your relationship/marriage can last longer than 5 years! Sadly, you think 6+ months is you doing "good" but honey, you're not technically in the big leagues UNTIL/UNLESS you can keep someone entertained for way longer than that! And for goodness sakes, stop knocking her/cheating on her when her monthly period arrives! lol lol Just be patient, damn!
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Lol!!

Posted by DMV
wow Aquas can be SOOOOO emotional!

And so are the people who damn near shxt in their pants or get all dramatic after reading what we write!

Posted by krysrenee7

Posted by DMV
wow Aquas can be SOOOOO emotional!

And so are the people who damn near shxt in their pants or get all dramatic after reading what we write!

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lol...sorry but i noticed that this is the shortest reply that you have ever written. straight and to the point.

everyone is emotional. but aquas have been known to be so detached from their emotions that nothing rattles their cages...that couldnt be further from the truth.

Posted by Claire
Plus, nobody complained about how little attention Leos and Pisces were given! What about them??

If anything it's good to see Leo and Pisces in the same category for once, haha.

It's funny because in their "positive" talk Aquas give away so much. The mask they put on only shows there is something you are indeed hiding.
Sagis and Aquas are suppose to be a good pair, but I think my moon is scorpio is causing my head to scream bullshit everytime an aquarius opens their mouth

There IS such a thing as embracing your flaws. Aquas are known to embrace their flaws--that's completely different from unacknowledging/recognizing them.

It's all about perception. Whereas 1 person might think we're complete idiots for ignoring you, there's another 100,000 people who think we're doing the RIGHT thing when we ignore you or refuse to give you any emotional energy.

Aquas do have emotions & we do care. But just b/c we don't walk around crying or beating up on ourselves for the things we lack doesn't mean that we are lack of emotions. That is where others get us wrong. Maybe people will finally understand us if they'd just listen & be able to handle dealing with someone that actually ticks differently than they do.

I may be the only dry-eyed person at a funeral, but you'd be sadly mistaken to think that just b/c I didn't cry during the actualy funeral service, that I must not be affected at all by a death. For all you know, I could've cried BEFORE the funeral, in the bathroom DURING the funeral & at home AFTER the funeral.

We Aquas tell you ourselves that we are actually VERY sensitive & emotional but you guys refuse to listen. If you don't listen, it's impossible for you to understand. And if you don't understand, your perception on us will be biased/skewed. And guess what? When an Aqua sees that someone is gonna think 1 way regardless of what we say, we give up & say F it. We don't try to beg/force anyone to understand. We won't waste energy on those who only see things in black & white. We see it as it being YOUR loss, not ours. And of course, this TOO pisses others off! ha

it's actually nice to see other people beginning to be aware of the real Krys, though ... I've known since she came to dxp. People are now seeing.

Thanks for the 'show'. Haha really entertained me while Im bored on friday night, sitting home and browsing dxpnet. I hope to see round 2 on this! Lol

Aries: Your way is not the ONLY way!

Cancer: Quit whining, will ya?

Gemini: Please, stop changing your mind!

Taurus: Just take a chill pill!

Leo: No, you are NOT God's gift to men/women.

Virgo: Relax, not everything has to be perfect.

Libra: Take a stand and make a decision already!

Scorpio: Not everyone is out to get you.

Sag: Wind it up - you're too long winded.

Cap: Just relax, will ya? Loosen up.

Aqua: Stop being so cruel to others.

Pisces: Back to Earth and reality!

Just my experiences with what I'd like to say to some people with these signs.

Always the aqua "coldness" issue.. Its boring that they get so much attention for what they are NOT!
Or just embrace and accept what people are..

I knew an aqua who was a friend w benefits,,he had a hard time hugging me,shure no prob im usually not a hugger my self BUT i love doing opposite of what people want.He said "hugging makes emotion" sooo i just decided to have fun with hes hug issues,so everytime i left i gave him a tiiight hug and really held him,,,, aaaw that smile on hes face was priceless while he mumbled something that it was uncomfortable. hahah

so i just had fun with hes hugging issues.

Aquas aren't cold, they're just socially inept weirdos.

my bad, Aquas are LOVABLE socially inept weirdos.

I miss this thread, funny stuff...P-Angel and her undying hatred of Krysrenee...classic.

I really do like Aquas. I have several friends I love whole heartedly that are Aqua. But sometimes, they can say some crude things. I think its to be controversial and meant to get a rise out of people, though. And thats always fun.

And why is it always the Aqua's that act so offended?

The part about Aries is so stereotypical, we arent always competing with people. We do things in such a manner where you may think that, but the only person whom I always try to outdo is myself. I dont give a hoot what everyone else is doing hence us being self absorbed and self centered. what other signs need to realize is that we arent even aware of you so how can we comepete with you if you dont exist to us? And you not existing is not even intentional, we get wrapped up in ourselves and forget that there are other people around.

Posted by truecap
And why is it always the Aqua's that act so offended?

Because they think they know everything and when someone points out that they don't it put a huge dent in their EGO

Posted by krysrenee7

Posted by happykitsune
Aquas are so weak. They are distant, mental, and don't know how to play the game. Which is why this rant was probably started.

Goodness Aquas we'd actually like you if you didn't get but hurt and feel like you need to treat us badly one second and then be our friend the next. You're fake and only act nice so that you appear to have a lot of friends in hopes that maybe you'll find someone, but we see through your lies.

And for the love of God stop talking about people and saying you hate them behind their backs. People will tell other people and you will be found out for the lies you speak.

THE GAME. Play it better.

Dear other signs,
STOP underestimating Aquarians. STOP with your assumptions--weren't we all taught in middle school that when you assume you make an ASS out of you & me. Please learn how Aquarians tick before you tell us what we do/don't do or what we will/won't do. If any of you actually knew Aquas as well as you think you do, 1 of the FIRST things you'd know about us is that when we have an issue with someone, we let it be known. We're not passive aggressive. Sometimes we even let our inability to entertain those we don't like, speak for us. We thought ignoring you was doing you a favor vs. cussing you out & letting you know that nope, you're not as good of a catch as you thought. But hey, if you'd prefer that we keep acting like we have an ounce of emotion for you, just to make you feel better, we will but THEN we'll be considered "fake." People call us "weak" or fake all b/c we don't need others to make our world go round--sounds like jealousy to me =P Any time I've ever had an issue with someone, I discuss it with them. Just b/c YOU may not get a front row seat to our "discussion" doesn't mean that it didn't happen. If you're gonna be a "know it all" ATLEAST be a "know it all." THANX!
Sincerely,
Aqua

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so very true. i agree with all of it. people kill me calling us fake and snobbish.

Posted by DMV

Posted by happykitsune
I think its funny how highly you aquas view yourselfs. That is truly your downfall. Realize that we all have flaws and yes hen, you have em too.

yeah, i agree...

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that the thing. like i said before, we are our own research projects...we know every flaw that we have. and it doesnt bother us to have flaws because we know we are not perfect. instead of harboring all of the flaws we have..we embraced them because they are, what makes us who we are..

Posted by TheBeautifulStruggle
Aquas aren't cold, they're just socially inept weirdos.

thanks 😄

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Posted by truecap
And why is it always the Aqua's that act so offended?

Personally, it takes a lot to offend me.

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yea your right, it takes a lot more to bruise my ego. more than someone saying or proving im wrong. waaay more than that.e

people really do underestimate us.

Cancers: I have never met a more emotionally manipulative sign in my entire life! They will actually have you questioning YOUR sanity even though you KNOW you heard them say what they said and SAW them do what they did. I also notice this amazing ability they have to somehow hear "purple", when you said "orange" which makes for a great wtf moment and leads one to, once again, question their sanity. They sure can cook though!!

Aries: My brother, sister and close friend are Aries and they are very independant and fierce, but in a "not to be taken serious" kind of way. I find Aries try to come off soooo tough, but are such kitties ESPECIALLY regarding love and relationships! Romantic souls with chips on their shoulders! These guys sure know how to be their when you need them though!

Pisces: Pisces are super sensitve and gets away with being the victim way too much. I think they REACT way too much (especially when emotional.. if ever a time they are not!), and this leads to them having regrets, feeling bad, obssessing over it, then back to being the victim. Whether or not their "reaction" escalated the matter doesn't even factor in. I have a sister who is a Pisces and if she gets upset over something won't say a word at the time, but by the morning I will have about 5 extra long text messages and at least 2 voicemails to drive her point home LOL. Pisces are sweet and only want some TLC!

Aquarius: Every single Aquarius I've known/know have deep rooted insecurity issues, fear of being abandoned and of not being good enough. Like they say " Aquarius THINK, therefore they KNOW, and I agree believing this is the only sign that could THINK themselves out of a million dollars therefore KNOWING they made the right choice. I find them to be very emotional, sensitive, passive agressive and stuck. They are toe sucking kinky though!

Leos: Pride always comes before a fall! I have never met a Leo whose facebook page does not consist of at least 75 pictures OF THEMSELF!! I also find the photos that aren't of them happen to be photos of the sky, trees and buidlings. Leos know how to love a person just right though!

Geminis: I have met so many types of Gems I can't even name a common trait besides that of loving knowledge. The ones I have met ranged from talkative, to loud, materialistic, stuck up, KNOW IT ALL, to just down right judgemental and mean. I think Gems really need to do some serious introspection and get in touch with themselves. SELF-AWARENESS!