Quick & Dirty

5 things that will turn you on instantly
5 things that will turn you off instantly
Sun, Venus & Mars

Physical, material, emotional... Whatever does it for you.

Turn Ons:

Has a brain and zero fear in flexing it.
Tenderness towards children.
Loud laughter at something wicked.
Naughty sparkle in the eyes...and not saying one word.
Watching how a man touches an animal.

Turn Offs:

Making a scene.
Cruelty. Undercutting someone else.
Intolerance.
Closed-minded.
Stupidity. Can't see the forest for the trees.

Taurus, Pisces, Capricorn

On

self accountibility .. the man who says something like, "Ooops, my bad" is admitting he did it. A person who is self accountible will tote the line with whatever circumstance is present. They are aware that it's ok to be wrong.



Off

lacking self accountibility .. the man who always finds blame other than himself, will do so with every aspect of his life and I will swim instantly away no matter how hot he is

Turn ons:

1. Erect/dignified/commanding posture.
2. Strong sense of justice, honesty.
3. Hardworking-ness mixed with passion and will to make the world a better place.
4. Dreamy eyes.
5. Luscious lips.
6. Athletic or (preferably) glamorous figure. Broad hips and thighs, perky butt and small waist. Breast are usually a turn on unless they are "weirdly" shaped or too small to appreciate.
7. Long thick hair.
8. Unusual way to speak.
9. Greater than ordinary height.

Turn offs:

1. Laziness, indolence.
2. Bad hygiene, bad odor, bad breath. Cigarettes, drunkenness.
3. Arrogance, cruelty.
4. Clinginess.
5. Gaudiness, loudness, crave for attention.
6. Big nose. Hairy nose as well.
7. Flabby tummy, legs and arms.
8. Facial and arm pit hair.
9. Child like appearance (face, clothes, body, etc).

Sun Aquarius
Venus Capricorn
Mars Capricorn

Posted by exoskeleton
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lol nymphos ftw

instant turn ons:
-really good cologne.
-great smile & smiles a lot.
-a gentleman
-wit/brains. the other organ I'm a "size queen" over
-passionate about something(s), hobbies, interests he identifies with

instant turn offs:
-poor grammar/vocabulary, too much slang & cursing
-bad teeth/breath
-immaturity in any way shape or form
-bad manners
-boring. no interests. no creativity. can't think for themselves

Cap sun, Cap venus, Aqua mars

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Posted by CreepyPants

Posted by exoskeleton
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lol Scorp women ftw

*fixed

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ehem, indeed lol

Turn On's:

1.) Dark Hair & Dark Eyes
2.) Intelligence
3.) Subtle Dominance
4.) Pure Honesty
5.) Intense & Passionate

Turn Off's

1.) Liars (I have an amazing lie detector)
2.) Cheaters/Man Whores
3.) Blondes (No attraction to blondes what-so-ever)
4.) Over Arrogance (I have zero problems bringing anyone down a fucking level)
5.) Pretentious, Snobby, Elitist ASSHOLES! (I'm intelligent as well, so get over yourself!)


Sun: Virgo
Venus: Libra
Mars: Sagittarius.

& because it's important.

ASC: Aries
Moon: Cancer

Turns me on:
- Wry, dry, deadpan, dark, sarcastic sense of humor
- Genuinely kind and compassionate personality
- Quiet strength
- Intelligence of all kinds
- That "look" that is shared when there is mutual attraction

Turns me off:
- Bros, brahs with a fake tan and popped collars
- Loud show-offs
- Unnecessary rudeness and disrespect
- Shallowness and being fake
- Excessive whining

Sun: Leo, Venus: Leo, Mars: Scorpio

Posted by MzSag

Posted by BlueSandCacoon
Turn ons:

1. Erect/dignified/commanding posture.
2. Strong sense of justice, honesty.
3. Hardworking-ness mixed with passion and will to make the world a better place.
4. Dreamy eyes.
5. Luscious lips.
6. Athletic or (preferably) glamorous figure. Broad hips and thighs, perky butt and small waist. Breast are usually a turn on unless they are "weirdly" shaped or too small to appreciate.
7. Long thick hair.
8. Unusual way to speak.
9. Greater than ordinary height.

Are you attracted to Sagittarius women? Not trying to hit on you, serious question. 🙂

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Most of the women I've been attracted to are either Sag or Cap so yeah, i think so. My crush from high school was a Goddess like Sag woman (she was in my class but she looked like a woman, not a girl). I was curious about astrology at that time and when i looked at my chart for the first time i noticed that her Venus and Sun were conjunct my DSC. I found that to be enlightening and intriguing at the same time :p

Nope, Cancer. A very early one (0 degrees).

Turn ons:
Good with children
Muscley, tall, or bigger
Sensitive to a degree
Attentive (to what I say/am feeling)
Outgoing/talkative/charming

Turn offs:
Pushy/too sexually overbearing
Arrogant
Smoking/drinking habits
Anger problems
Bad hygiene

Sun😛isces, Venus:Aries, Mars:Cancer

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Posted by CreepyPants
5 things that will turn you on instantly
5 things that will turn you off instantly
Sun, Venus & Mars

Physical, material, emotional... Whatever does it for you.

1. A bubble bath
2. A rubber chicken
3. Full body latex
4. A woman with a forested chest
And....
5. Choke me and call me a filthy filthy whore

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lolololol which is this? on or off... hahahahahah

Turn ons:

1. SMART
2. Confident
3. Attractive guy (ok, at least not repulsive) touching my hair, face, back
4. Dirty talk
5. Beautiful hands

Turn offs

1. Disgusting habits. Like if I see a guy chewing with his mouth open or talking with food in his mouth or spitting on the ground... I don't care if he's freakin' Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom or all into one, I'm completely and permanently turned off.

2. Game playing. I appreciate sexy and smart conversation and mental foreplay extended over a few hours. I get completely turned off by someone who acts interested at first, then suddenly gives me the cold shoulder, then comes back to me again. Same goes for "testing" me or testing my feelings.

3. Narrow-minded and/or judgmental people.

4. People who display any sort of cruelty towards animals. This is huge for me. If you don't respect animals, big and small, there's no way you're getting the tinniest ounce of respect from me. So of course that turns me off!

5. Extreme insecurity. Like guys who apologize for having a small dick. Or those who suffer from severe jealousy. Or those who want to be around me 24/7 once we've hooked up or entered an official relationship.

Oh, and I'm an Aries Sun, Taurus Venus and Aries Mars.

1. Intelligence
2. Assertiveness
3. Beautiful
4. Sensible
5. Humor

Oh were those basic? Yep, most of you out there have none of those qualities. 😉

1. Stupid People
2. Lazy People
3. Inconsiderate Asses
4. I'm better than you attitude
5. Soul-less peoplez

Most of these comments y'all left are no brainers. I seen in everyone your hygiene requirements. What are y'all looking for your potential others in a pig stall? Of course that's essential, who wants a rotten pig anyway? Yiyiyi, what kind of astrologers do we have on here? Some of the lame responses I've gotten in my own posts and responses to some of your own posts are incredible. "I am not a tool" when it was very obvious I labeled the idiot she's in love with a tool who could not respond to her feelings. But ya know after that statement, yep she IS the tool. 😉 But then again some of these comments are beyond hilarious on here. You can always keep a good capricorn around with a sense of style . Be bold, be brave, be brilliant, and we are beautiful souls. Be everything else and we will ignore you.. But if you keep on being a pain in the @ $ $ , we will find a home to fit that big @ $ $ . 🙂

chill homeskillet... my op asked for "INSTANT TURN ONS" and "INSTANT TURN OFFS" not the top qualities we're looking for in a mate... just what handles us like a light switch.

lololololololol

right ^^ lol i thought about that. i was only interested in the most panty dropping or blood rush inducing items 😄

Posted by Jynja

Posted by ninjamu


Sun: Leo, Venus: Leo, Mars: Scorpio

Ninja, have you got a Cancer Ascendant and Moon to go with this?

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Neither. Aqua ascendant, Virgo moon.

Turn-Ons:
bright, beautiful eyes (preferably brown)
bright, beautiful smile
warmth
generosity
sexy voice (not too loud/whiney/monotonous)

Turn-Offs:
someone who doesn't think for herself
someone who is childish/immature
someone who dresses badly
someone with a whiney/monotonous voice
someone who is mean with money

Sun Virgo
Venus Leo
Mars Taurus

Turn ons:

Literate
Educated
Intelligent
Kind
Honest

Turn offs:

Arrogance
Selfishness
Dishonesty
Messy or dirty
Bad odor

moon aqua//mercury aqua//mars aqua//venus cap

Turn-Ons

1. Honesty
2. Voluptousness
3. Love of animals
4. Compassion for the weak
5. Self-sufficiency




Turn-Offs

1. Liars
2. Arrogance
3. Close-minded people
4. Cruelty
5. Pretentiousness


Sun- Virgo
Venus- Scorpio
Mars- Taurus

I have been trying this thread and don't seem to know how to answer it. I can't think of one thing that will always turn me on, no matter who it is. I also have no earth in my chart and only one fire. I'm all water and air, wonder if it has to do with it. I can look at one person and come up with a list of turn ons and offs for that person but it doesn't mean that it will be the same for the next. I have to grasp the individual first and she will generate the list. If that makes any sense.

Sun Taurus
Moon Cancer
Mars Libra

ON:
- good sense of humour & hearty laughter;someone who is able to let go of their ego & laugh at themselves from time to time.
- compassion/loving kindness/respect for others
- wicked & witty banter - people who are blissfully unaware that they are witty are a delight to be with because they don't try too hard.. a little sarcasm goes a long way too.
- nice smells; anything that positively triggers the senses (fresh, clean, homely smells)
- intelligence & intellect; broaden my mind, teach me something I don't know, be humble about it. (drools)

OFF:
- poor hygiene & terrible body odour (NO. just no.)
- dishonesty - i'm a grown woman, speak the truth, I can handle it.
- unfounded arrogance
- passive aggression
- misers

tits
puss
ass
nuff sed


~male

and some extra meat

Turns me on INSTANTLY

1. Looks and physique
2. Honesty, the blunter the better.
3. Assertiveness
4. Good sense of humour and quick wit
5. Confidence

Turns me off INSTANTLY

1. Hot and cold behaviour
2. Stupid and only talk gossip
3. Over emotional
4. arrogant
5. No ambition or goals

ON

-- her eyes
-- her smile
-- sense of humour
-- her perfume
-- self confidence

Off

-- emotionally unstable
-- potty mouth
-- cann't hold a conversation
-- talks about her ex's
-- poor personnel hygiene


Sun Libra
Venus Virgo
Mars Libra

Ons:
- Tall (6'2 is the preference)
- Nice smile
- Confident enough to pursue what he wants
- Funny/witty/generally humorous
- Mental Maturity

Offs:
- Dirty face, body, fingernails, hair, etc.
- Doesn't understand sarcasm (I happen to be very sarcastic)
- Cannot hold an intelligent conversation
- Wears sunglasses indoors or at night
- "Hipster" (you know, "Oh, that's so mainstream." "Oh, I'm sooo different and unique"- the danger of dealing with guys my age is that this is so common)

Sun in Virgo
Venus in Libra
Mars in Cancer

That's a lot of Pisces

Posted by Rays Heart
I have been trying this thread and don't seem to know how to answer it. I can't think of one thing that will always turn me on, no matter who it is. I also have no earth in my chart and only one fire. I'm all water and air, wonder if it has to do with it. I can look at one person and come up with a list of turn ons and offs for that person but it doesn't mean that it will be the same for the next. I have to grasp the individual first and she will generate the list. If that makes any sense.

I get what you mean I've been trying to draft a list myself but it would be too long and probably contradictory given that my what turns me/off can and has varied significantly depending on the other person.

Oh:

Sun in Pisces
Venus in Aries
Mars in Aquarius

On:

Confidence (true confidence, not that pretend to make yourself more than what you are).

Intelligence (You don't have to be Eistein, but be able to spit out a complete, cohesive, common sense, sentence).

Attentive, but not phony (Pay attention to me yes, but dont find and hide up in my ass...in other words, don't be an ass kisser).

Good 'ol fashion chivalry (it ain't dead ladies, don't let nobody tell you different)

Romantic thoughfulness (calls just because, says things when not expected, presents flowers, gifts, etc, not because its my bday, holiday, or other, but because you thought about me...add to this, put some thought behind the gift...don't just grab the first thing you put your hands on....use some creativity, and remember, some of the best gifts are free).

Witty/humorous (not stupid silly) but real honest to goodness funny as hell sense of humor

Working man (you dont have to work hard, you can work smart, but you have to work...man don't work, man don't eat)

Being able to apologize (and mean it).

Excellent kisser!!!!!!!!



Off:

Laziness (not as in taking a relaxation period, but flat out lazy).

Arrogance (confidence is excellence, cockiness is tolerable in doses, arrogance is just rude and annoying as hell).
^^^^ people who don't know the difference are a turn off in general.

Drunken-ness.

Whining (would you like some cheese to go with that wine already).

Sloppiness/slouchiness/bad hygiene (please care about your appearance, especially if you plan on being with and around me)

Bad manners.

Possesiveness.

Displays of anger/making a scene in public.....MAJOR MAJOR NO NO!

Patronizing/placating attitude towards me

Expecting me to act like a bimbo (I have a great mind and I like to use it).

Oh forgot to add

Sun: Gemini
Venus: Cancer
Mars:Taurus

Turn on:
- Intelligence
- Sense of humor
- Confidence
- Affectionate nature
- Healthy sex-drive

Turn off:
- Arrogance
- Laziness
- Coldness
- No hobbies & passions
- Extreme shyness