SEXO!!!!!!!! Like this hasn't been done b4 :P....

So I came across this browsing old emails, from my Gemfriend. Don't know where she got it from but... enjoy!

Aries women:
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

Aries men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

Taurus women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmmm!

Taurus men:
He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.

Gemini women:
Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with
him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favorite gadget: the vibrator.

Gemini men:
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with o

Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.

Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but can be a marvelous lover for you. She is capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!

Cancer men:
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bad; likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving.

Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties!

Leo men:
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he is on the receiving end. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.

Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.

Virgo men:
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for hi

him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.

Libra women:
Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed.

Libra men:
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!

Scorpio women:
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex
mates: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators.

Scorpio men:
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples
or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that
he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.

Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the
preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates

Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories -
gloves and shoes!

Sagittarius men:
Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often comes too
quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he likes to look at a woman's calves and thighs, and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings.

Capricorn women:
Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and Pisces.

Capricorn men:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is a schemer, not a screamer!). Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower
back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.

Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water.

Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will
get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!

Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things

Oh who cares about Pisces.































































































































jk 😛

Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite places: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.

Pisces men:
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair. He likes to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.

I don't know how true it is for other signs, pretty true about me 😉 😛.

IME Sag is not true, Virgo DEFINITELY not true (he was a monster in bed... amazing!), Leo SO NOT TRUE (he could barely last a min. even than sex was always about pleasuring himself 😛).

I guess this is a good time to add on. What are your sex experiences and how true do they hold to what was said above about them.

*sexual experiences... oooo or even better sex-capades.

Capricorn women:
Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and Pisces.

Mine is true! Except for the "like to dominate" part -- no, I don't like to be the aggressor lol.

But everything else, yes 😛

The Sag one is true for me too!!! LOL especailly ...

Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach.

Yeeeahhhhh 😛

ha ! shyaries wants to do a girl from each sign of the zodiac - happy hunting 😛

ardent I didn't read that but I'm sure it was mind-blowing and rather long! 😛

how you being? I might disappear for a while - going on holiday to a remote jungle area... nothing less for aries *roars and beats chest* - ouch that hurt, just hit my boobies 😢

^Haha. I think it's true. My pisces friend always used to put his feet on my lap when we were watching TV. I'd be like "yeah right dude," and his response was "whatever, one day you'll be grateful for the opportunity." LOL WTF


Oh and the one for Sag girls was pretty correct...

"Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but can be a marvelous lover for you. She is capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!"

Never say never..... ;}

I've been good Zen, just been busy with school and such. WOW really the jungle?? I want to go somewhere fun and exciting 😢.

cap isn't anything like me =/ I don't like to dominate. I prefer to be submissive 😉

and libra male and scorp male is pretty right =)

is it anything to do with culture lunamiss ? 😕

shyaries, you gutter brain but thanks, yea they are tight - goes with age territory 😛

ardent, it's not really jungle, just remote with no internet ... but yea I bet med skool prep's real tough ! you can do it ! 😉

you are probably right zen 😉 my culture probably has something to do with it, the whole asian conservative thing, but I do fantasize about cuffing my bf down. It is just I rather play the submissive role =/ when he comes, we'll experiment then I'll report back to you 😉

how you being? I might disappear for a while - going on holiday to a remote jungle area... nothing less for aries *roars and beats chest* - ouch that hurt, just hit my boobies

Yeah Zena, I maybe disappearing for a while too.

"Leo men: He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he is on the receiving end. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable."

Partly true. Altough I enjoy being at the receiving end, I really like giving oral sex too. But yes, I guess I like my women slightly submissive (and shy), that's my guilty pleasure.

"you are probably right zen my culture probably has something to do with it, the whole asian conservative thing, but I do fantasize about cuffing my bf down. It is just I rather play the submissive role =/ when he comes, we'll experiment then I'll report back to you "

I know lunamistress, that's me too! But recently I've been trying to push away from that I think it's my Aries nature... I dunno. We will have to see if I've really gone or so much a part of my nature and culture I revert back :/.