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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
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Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.click to expand
Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
Posted by SuperMercurial
Scorpios love playing games, and they also love feeling important. Aight. They couldn't resist the suspiciousness of my box.
All boxes are suspicious.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
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Lol at this new scenario though!
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
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Hahah I played for shits n giggles. I am sure star will win some of these
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
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You're assuming I didn't vote.
Posted by SuperMercurial
Scorpios love playing games, and they also love feeling important. Aight. They couldn't resist the suspiciousness of my box.All boxes are suspicious.
If mine wouldn't get you hyped then I think Nights has the only answer that will work without adding sex to the equation. I'm starting to think SirHorns is using us for ideas to write the next 50 shades of grey hit.
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How big is the box?
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
You're assuming I didn't vote.
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No I meant within the thread and was more adressinh him saying people changed votes hours later- when we had until last night to submit answers.
Frak writing from a iPhone sucks balls so many errors.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
You're assuming I didn't vote.
No I meant within the thread and was more adressinh him saying people changed votes hours later- when we had until last night to submit answers.
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I was simply displaying equal parts contrariness, shenanigans, and tomfoolery and actually voted via PM.
We all know that "Medicine" is just tranny sex change hormones. It's not serious business.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.Well considering rabbit never actually voted I beg to differ, him saying to provide a fountain of ranch as part of the deal was not a vote to start lol and then when e did vote it was before BEFoRE the deadline didn't help. We had until 12:59 on the 13th... But congrats to all the winners.
You're assuming I didn't vote.
No I meant within the thread and was more adressinh him saying people changed votes hours later- when we had until last night to submit answers.
I was simply displaying equal parts contrariness, shenanigans, and tomfoolery and actually voted via PM.
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Lol aye
Posted by SuperMercurial
Scorpios love playing games, and they also love feeling important. Aight. They couldn't resist the suspiciousness of my box.All boxes are suspicious.
If mine wouldn't get you hyped then I think Nights has the only answer that will work without adding sex to the equation. I'm starting to think SirHorns is using us for ideas to write the next 50 shades of grey hit.
How big is the box?
Is that really a determining factor here?
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Yes.
The size of the box determines the suspiciousness of the box.
I mean...what's hiding in there?
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars got screwed from last second rules tsk tskNo, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...
Now dont get me wrong I liked elles answer better than starwars or every answer better for that matter..
but there were two judges that picked starwars but then one must have conveniently changed their mind under the new rules and peer pressure and many hours after the deadline.you two.... move on!
Lol
@themagnetorborn @RumiL @ryoko @SirHorns
*sits down at desk, opened package and read instructions*
I pick up my phone to make a call to a dear friend and local baker.
Baker: Hello GT
Me: Hi Bob, I need a favor...I need you to make me "the usual", and I knkw it's short notice but I need it by tomorrow please.
B: Oh.."the usual"?....another job?
M: Yes, I need it just in case....can I be there by 10 am to pick it up?
B: It'll be here waiting for you love.
M: Thanks Bob, you're always there when I need you. See you in the morning.
*gets to location, scopes out body guard outside the front door. I walk up to Scorpio man and introduce myself, let him know I have medication and special instructions for Trisha (politician)
Body guard: does she know you?
Me: yes, we've worked together before in the past....May I? As I try to walk past him, he grabs my arm.. "I need to see what's in the bag ma'am."
I turn my head towards him, and we're staring into each others eyes, at this point I'm not sure whether he wants to hurt me or fuk me.
*thinking to myself* (Hurry GT, think, he cannot see what's in the package)
I suddenly look passed him, flash a big smile and said "Hi George, can you help me out here!?" He looks in that direction, and sees no one. As he turns back to face ms, I squeeze lemon juice into his eyeballs. He let's go of my arm, amd I bolt for Trisha's office, he comes chasing after me as he's moaning in pain and rubbing his eyes... (oh shit..he's still after me)..."luckily" I had a small bottle of olive oil in my purse and released the contents all over the floor.
I giggled at myself for a moment while watching him slip amd slide all over the place. But back to business...
(Almost out of breath) I get to Trisha's door, knock lightly aND enter... Trisha! Thank god...that new body guard of yours, woooo wee he's cute.
Oh, here's your herpes medication, instructions are inside, take care of that thing.
(Hears bodyguard approaching).... ummm, may I use your back door, your body guard isn't too happy with me right now...thanks!
Makes escape out the back, running towards my car, I press the key to start the engine..
(Run faster, he's catching up!)
I get into the car, and peel out of there. I look behind me at the body guard engulfed in the trail of dust I left behind...
Oh crap...I make a sudden stop, look on the passenger floor, picked up the box with the content and my business card I left inside it, amd left it outside on the ground.
As I'm driving off, I see him pick up the box, to find this..
Drives to the bake shop to grab my favorite cupcake.
Baker Bob: so GT... did you get the job done
Me: yes, but not how I wanted it to go... I had to use "the usual"
BB: those scorpios are stubborn aren't they?
Me: Oh yes, I don't think I'd have to do anymore convincing with h
Cont:
I don't think I'll have to do anymore convincing with him.
*suddenly front door opens...and in comes scorpio man*
Oooorr...I can wear this cute little get up.
Introduce myself and let him know Trisha the politician is expecting me with her medication. Have him call her, she approves and he let's me in.
I flash my pearly whites back and say thank you sir.
Posted by Greentea
Oooorr...I can wear this cute little get up.
Introduce myself and let him know Trisha the politician is expecting me with her medication. Have him call her, she approves and he let's me in.
I flash my pearly whites back and say thank you sir.
I LIKE THE DRESS (✿ ♥”¿♥)
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Me too, I think I'm going to order it.
Posted by Greentea
Oooorr...I can wear this cute little get up.
Introduce myself and let him know Trisha the politician is expecting me with her medication. Have him call her, she approves and he let's me in.
I flash my pearly whites back and say thank you sir.
Your first scenario was fun to read. Your second scenario is realistic and plausible.
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Thank you, my Aqua bits wanted to do something a lil different. 🙂
Posted by Greentea
Cont:I don't think I'll have to do anymore convincing with him.
*suddenly front door opens...and in comes scorpio man*
I'm sure the Scorps love you for this
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yey, one scorpio male already "liked" it. Lol
All these answers are so good! 🙌
Posted by AriesLove
@SirHorns @themanetoreborn @Ryoko @RumiL
I approach the Scorpio bodyguard dressed like this....
I have 2 nicely wrapped packages in my hand. I smile and proceed to tell him "I'm here to deliver lunch to the politician...may I pass through".
He tells me "no one is allowed pass this gate" and that he will deliver it for me.
I look at him eye to eye for 30 seconds. A tear drops from my eye. I explain to him "this is my first catering business I have worked hard all my life to get to this point...to be recognized for my achievements to make my mark on this world" *sniffles* "I hand deliver all my dishes with a warm thank you to all my clients for supporting my business" *sniffles*
I lift one of the wrapped packages and tell him to "open it...its for you"
Inside is a gourmet Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery. Next to the dish is a Salted Caramel Chocolate Tart for dessert.
His eyes start to water. I hand him his utensils, my card and a cold refreshing bottle of water.
"You're a kind man" I state. I proceed to walk off pass the gate and hand deliver the other package which includes the medicine and card.
I look back but he is busy munching away.That's hot. You had me until tear drop and talking about your catering business. I don't care about a stranger's personal life. And we are Scorpios not Taurus. Food doesnt work on me--only sometimes do cookies work on me. Do I give out points as a judge?
I'm not asking you to care. I'm asking you to let me pass that gate so I can handle my business. But I'm quite emotional when I speak AND I have a Caramel Chocolate Tart. It tastes like a cookie!
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Yeah, but since you put it next to the Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery, it has now transformed to a chocholate puddle. 😉
Hello thread,
can I join for the next round?
Posted by Fragrance
Hello thread,can I join for the next round?
I don't think you have to wait. Just jump in. Judging isn't over yet!
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I'd love to jump in right away instead of doing the other boring things I have to today. I will come back on Friday and see how everything works... it's gonna be my first online participation in a game ever 😄 Thanks for the quick response!
Posted by AriesLove
@SirHorns @themanetoreborn @Ryoko @RumiL
I approach the Scorpio bodyguard dressed like this....
I have 2 nicely wrapped packages in my hand. I smile and proceed to tell him "I'm here to deliver lunch to the politician...may I pass through".
He tells me "no one is allowed pass this gate" and that he will deliver it for me.
I look at him eye to eye for 30 seconds. A tear drops from my eye. I explain to him "this is my first catering business I have worked hard all my life to get to this point...to be recognized for my achievements to make my mark on this world" *sniffles* "I hand deliver all my dishes with a warm thank you to all my clients for supporting my business" *sniffles*
I lift one of the wrapped packages and tell him to "open it...its for you"
Inside is a gourmet Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery. Next to the dish is a Salted Caramel Chocolate Tart for dessert.
His eyes start to water. I hand him his utensils, my card and a cold refreshing bottle of water.
"You're a kind man" I state. I proceed to walk off pass the gate and hand deliver the other package which includes the medicine and card.
I look back but he is busy munching away.That's hot. You had me until tear drop and talking about your catering business. I don't care about a stranger's personal life. And we are Scorpios not Taurus. Food doesnt work on me--only sometimes do cookies work on me. Do I give out points as a judge?
I'm not asking you to care. I'm asking you to let me pass that gate so I can handle my business. But I'm quite emotional when I speak AND I have a Caramel Chocolate Tart. It tastes like a cookie!
Yeah, but since you put it next to the Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery, it has now transformed to a chocholate puddle. 😉
....and if the guy has a venus in libra and took one look at that hot mess in the styrofoam container....you'd be escorted out promptly. OUR FOOD DOES NOT TOUCH.
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...or sag, apparently - I thought the same.😄 Yes, I think he does have a venus in libra(or sag). Mhm. I'm pretty sure. *nods to self and checks one competitor off the list*
Posted by ElleDuMonde
I wish I was a judge. LolI can't play this round because I feel like that would be like insider trading and we would all go to jail.
*watches the awesomeness*
Aw come on. Do it! I participated in the cap one(not that anyone read it, or it would clearly have won, but...😏).
You're allowed and I'll kick your ass anyway, so...😄
Posted by AriesLove
@SirHorns @themanetoreborn @Ryoko @RumiL
I approach the Scorpio bodyguard dressed like this....
I have 2 nicely wrapped packages in my hand. I smile and proceed to tell him "I'm here to deliver lunch to the politician...may I pass through".
He tells me "no one is allowed pass this gate" and that he will deliver it for me.
I look at him eye to eye for 30 seconds. A tear drops from my eye. I explain to him "this is my first catering business I have worked hard all my life to get to this point...to be recognized for my achievements to make my mark on this world" *sniffles* "I hand deliver all my dishes with a warm thank you to all my clients for supporting my business" *sniffles*
I lift one of the wrapped packages and tell him to "open it...its for you"
Inside is a gourmet Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery. Next to the dish is a Salted Caramel Chocolate Tart for dessert.
His eyes start to water. I hand him his utensils, my card and a cold refreshing bottle of water.
"You're a kind man" I state. I proceed to walk off pass the gate and hand deliver the other package which includes the medicine and card.
I look back but he is busy munching away.That's hot. You had me until tear drop and talking about your catering business. I don't care about a stranger's personal life. And we are Scorpios not Taurus. Food doesnt work on me--only sometimes do cookies work on me. Do I give out points as a judge?
I'm not asking you to care. I'm asking you to let me pass that gate so I can handle my business. But I'm quite emotional when I speak AND I have a Caramel Chocolate Tart. It tastes like a cookie!
Yeah, but since you put it next to the Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Steak Linguine topped with Onions, Spicy Bell Peppers and Celery, it has now transformed to a chocholate puddle. 😉
Nope! It was in its own round container complete with a lid!
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Not enough to keep out the heat, I'm afraid. Smart to put it in a container, though - should be easier to drink it from there.😉
As the body guard is chatting with his buddy. i come onto the scene,
After the explosion, they both go rushing off, distracted.
i casually walk into the room of the politician. slip the package and card out and place it on the desk in front of her.
She says thank you so much for this. I wink and head out..
As the bodygaurd returns to his post i wave and saunter off.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fw2rFiglRB4/VNddTQwdlsI/AAAAAAAAKLQ/qjPfnUozARc/s1600/Anne3catwoman% 2Bwalking.gif
*Toodles*
😆
I forgot to tag everyone doh!
@sirhorns
@themagnetoreborn
@rumiL @ryoko
Posted by justagirl
As the body guard is chatting with his buddy. i come onto the scene,
After the explosion, they both go rushing off, distracted.
i casually walk into the room of the politician. slip the package and card out and place it on the desk in front of her.
She says thank you so much for this. I wink and head out..
As the bodygaurd returns to his post i wave and saunter off.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fw2rFiglRB4/VNddTQwdlsI/AAAAAAAAKLQ/qjPfnUozARc/s1600/Anne3catwoman% 2Bwalking.gif
*Toodles*
😆
Slips the package and the card out...from where...?😉 *nods to self and crosses competitor number two off the list*
Posted by Greentea
Cont:I don't think I'll have to do anymore convincing with him.
*suddenly front door opens...and in comes scorpio man*
I'm sure the Scorps love you for this
yey, one scorpio male already "liked" it. Lol
I got 3!!
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It's bcuz of your girls slutty outfit lol
Posted by Greentea
Cont:I don't think I'll have to do anymore convincing with him.
*suddenly front door opens...and in comes scorpio man*
I'm sure the Scorps love you for this
yey, one scorpio male already "liked" it. Lol
I got 3!!
It's bcuz of your girls slutty outfit lol
She's fully clothed but a little burlesque just how Scorps like it.
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Really? My scorp didn't like me dressing in anything that was remotely like that. He usually had me do napkin test if I was to wear dresses, and absolutely nothing sheer which i was fine with bcuz i dont really own anything sheer. He's way protective.
Posted by justagirl
As the body guard is chatting with his buddy. i come onto the scene,
After the explosion, they both go rushing off, distracted.
i casually walk into the room of the politician. slip the package and card out and place it on the desk in front of her.
She says thank you so much for this. I wink and head out..
As the bodygaurd returns to his post i wave and saunter off.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fw2rFiglRB4/VNddTQwdlsI/AAAAAAAAKLQ/qjPfnUozARc/s1600/Anne3catwoman% 2Bwalking.gif
*Toodles*
😆
Slips the package and the card out...from where...?😉 *nods to self and crosses competitor number two off the list*
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A cat does not reveal her secrets!
Meow!
Posted by justagirl
As the body guard is chatting with his buddy. i come onto the scene,
After the explosion, they both go rushing off, distracted.
i casually walk into the room of the politician. slip the package and card out and place it on the desk in front of her.
She says thank you so much for this. I wink and head out..
As the bodygaurd returns to his post i wave and saunter off.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fw2rFiglRB4/VNddTQwdlsI/AAAAAAAAKLQ/qjPfnUozARc/s1600/Anne3catwoman% 2Bwalking.gif
*Toodles*
😆
Straight out a Batman scene. How creative!
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So was my other one!
Meow!
I'm so glad there's women around to tell me what, as a Scorpio male, I do and do not like.
Posted by AriesLove
@Elledumonde
@HappyCapperStill fresh!
Mmmslschhh!😄
I'll have one, please! If it's not runny chocolate, ofc...
But creme brulee...mmmmyeah!🙂
Posted by Quantum
I'm so glad there's women around to tell me what, as a Scorpio male, I do and do not like.
Yw. *bows majestically*
Posted by justagirl
As the body guard is chatting with his buddy. i come onto the scene,
After the explosion, they both go rushing off, distracted.
i casually walk into the room of the politician. slip the package and card out and place it on the desk in front of her.
She says thank you so much for this. I wink and head out..
As the bodygaurd returns to his post i wave and saunter off.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fw2rFiglRB4/VNddTQwdlsI/AAAAAAAAKLQ/qjPfnUozARc/s1600/Anne3catwoman% 2Bwalking.gif
*Toodles*
😆
Slips the package and the card out...from where...?😉 *nods to self and crosses competitor number two off the list*
A cat does not reveal her secrets!
Meow!
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Ah. Damn it!😄
Posted by Quantum
I'm so glad there's women around to tell me what, as a Scorpio male, I do and do not like.Are you a Scorp male or Scorp Rising?
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Scorpio sun, moon, Uranus, midheaven, north node, and Pluto in the 8th.
I'm just a tiny bit Scorpio I suppose.
Posted by Quantum
I'm so glad there's women around to tell me what, as a Scorpio male, I do and do not like.youre not a real scorpio though!
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Yeah...well you're not a real robot either!
And your house is messy!
Posted by Quantum
I'm so glad there's women around to tell me what, as a Scorpio male, I do and do not like.Are you a Scorp male or Scorp Rising?
Scorpio sun, moon, Uranus, midheaven, north node, and Pluto in the 8th.
I'm just a tiny bit Scorpio I suppose.
Do you have the "burly Scorpion build"?
Do you have tattoos and wear a lot of black?
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6'2" and 250lbs
One tattoo
I have a white dog that sheds. Black clothes don't work for me. Dark gray does though.
*GASP*
Are you saying not everyone born under a certain sign is the same?!?!? They are allowed to have their own personalities?!?!?
Posted by Quantum
*GASP*Are you saying not everyone born under a certain sign is the same?!?!? They are allowed to have their own personalities?!?!?
Do you like to eat?
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Sure.
But so do:
All Men
Fat chicks with daddy issues
Tauruses
Cancers
Starving third world children
All Scorpio men like to poop though.
Posted by Quantum
*GASP*Are you saying not everyone born under a certain sign is the same?!?!? They are allowed to have their own personalities?!?!?
Do you like to eat?
Sure.
But so do:
All Men
Fat chicks with daddy issues
Tauruses
Cancers
Starving third world children
That wasn't my question though
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I answered your question.
The very first line.
Posted by starwars
@Ryokowhat about mine? 😭
Yours IMO is second but very close to first. If you get the bodyguard to eliminate @getmisted ... I won't say anything ¶
i already doused and lit GM on fire two months or so ago. RIP!
if that doesnt count, im a virgo i can nag just as fast as a Monica can run her mouth, and push the poor scorpio to suicide
http://45.media.tumblr.com/422c25feb4583f25328b9eea85c28814/tumblr_mw9c5oO6Nv1sz90bzo1_500.gif
Fixed
@ryoko. .. what about mine ryoko? I hurt him, fed him, convinced him not to fuk with me, and even apologized, all while mission being accomplished.
Aaaand, he came back for more. ****
Lol, you guys are hilarious.
I'd never trust food from a skinny chick. So if she did look like that, the food wouldn't work.
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No, Starwars counting her chickens before the eggs:...