JROI
@JROI
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Sleep over-Zodiac Edition
yeah i agree with tachimichi.
i rarely agree with these things.
pisces is wring too.
i'm more of a mix between the aquarius and gemini.
i rarely agree with these things.
pisces is wring too.
i'm more of a mix between the aquarius and gemini.
Yeah well they're bound to be wrong, they're very vague! 🙂 but they're fun all the same.
Ahaha cute
It's ok I came to join you 🙂 I hope there is dust bunnies!... I have no idea what they are but they sound adorable!!
Posted by clooneyyears
aries: whips out dildo
taurus: puts toothpaste moustaches on those sleeping
gemini: gossips
cancer: sits on the wet spot
leo: is the one being gossiped about
virgo: gossips with gemini
libra: reads french vogue in the dark
scorpio: is antsy becuase they haven't orgasmed in 2 hrs
sag: tries out the aries dildo
capricorn: no one invited them
aqua: brought drugs
pisces: partakes in the aquas drugs and flakes on paying
Hahahaha...capricorn DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
I don't do sleep overs.
Posted by b1tchcraftsPosted by JROI
Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.
ONE TIME MY EX WAS SLEEPING OVER AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE...
I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM SO AT 2 AM I WENT OVER TO HIS COUSINS PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND CLIMBED UP THE FIRESCAPE TO CHECK..
I SAW HIS COUSIN'S PARENTS HAVING SEX..
AND WATCHED FOR A MINUTE CAUSE IT WAS LIKE A BEAR STRANGLING LINDA BELCHER.
YOU CAN JUDGE ME.
WRONG FOR THAT.click to expand
o___O
So was he there?
Why can't I touch-AAAACHOOOOOOOO... oops.
Posted by b1tchcraftsPosted by JROI
Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.
ONE TIME MY EX WAS SLEEPING OVER AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE...
I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM SO AT 2 AM I WENT OVER TO HIS COUSINS PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND CLIMBED UP THE FIRESCAPE TO CHECK..
I SAW HIS COUSIN'S PARENTS HAVING SEX..
AND WATCHED FOR A MINUTE CAUSE IT WAS LIKE A BEAR STRANGLING LINDA BELCHER.
YOU CAN JUDGE ME.
WRONG FOR THAT.click to expand
What a beautiful story 🙂
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Sagittarius: IS ANYONE awake
Virgo: *glares* yes, thanks alot.
Libra: SHH I need at least 10 hours of my beauty sleep
Aquarius: what is the meaning of life
Capricorn: dude shut up
Cancer: you guys please be quiet my mom??s gonna hear us
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