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Posted by magnetoreborn
Mars Conjunct Jupiter?one of the most fortunate aspects of all, especially for taking action and physical activities. This aspect has always been known for successful actions and success in war. The only potential problems you may experience are going over the top regarding risk taking, or overindulging in dangerous desires such as gambling or drinking.
Even with risk taking, you should be generally lucky because Jupiter does bring good fortune. Your confidence and initiative make you a desirable asset in your career, where you have the potential to take on a leaderships role. People in general will be drawn to you as you are so optimistic and fun to be around, not to mention very attractive.
Any relationships problems would be due to other challenging aspect in your chart. You will need a certain amount of freedom as you enjoy a range of activities and love to socialize. You would prefer to be around other positive people and should find a partner with a high sex drive.
You are able to be assertive and direct about achieving your goals and desires. Others will admire you for this up front and honest approach. You have a fighting spirit and will be generally successful in any advances you make. You can also easily enlist the support of others. Your specialty is anything physical or courageous, so you should do well at sports, the military, or other competitive careers such as business or the law. Your creative talents would help you in more artistic fields.
Nonono. Don't include the negatives! This is bragging and delusion time! You're perfect, remember! 😄
Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Posted by Taureye
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Sounds like homework
*intense groan* I'm too awesome for homework.
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...says what asteroid? 😉
Posted by BG2
Lilith in scorpio
I will eat you up/alive! 😈Edit:
Conjunct pluto
Trine venus
And I have lilith in leo - I'll make you run errands for me before the thought of "eating" even comes to your mind. 😈
Posted by Taureye
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Sounds like homework
*intense groan* I'm too awesome for homework.
...says what asteroid? 😉
All of them in harmony 😄
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Oooh, that one. Why don't you go write a short story, you lazyass? And clean your room! 😈
Posted by magnetoreborn
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by magnetoreborn
Mars Conjunct Jupiter?one of the most fortunate aspects of all, especially for taking action and physical activities. This aspect has always been known for successful actions and success in war. The only potential problems you may experience are going over the top regarding risk taking, or overindulging in dangerous desires such as gambling or drinking.
Even with risk taking, you should be generally lucky because Jupiter does bring good fortune. Your confidence and initiative make you a desirable asset in your career, where you have the potential to take on a leaderships role. People in general will be drawn to you as you are so optimistic and fun to be around, not to mention very attractive.
Any relationships problems would be due to other challenging aspect in your chart. You will need a certain amount of freedom as you enjoy a range of activities and love to socialize. You would prefer to be around other positive people and should find a partner with a high sex drive.
You are able to be assertive and direct about achieving your goals and desires. Others will admire you for this up front and honest approach. You have a fighting spirit and will be generally successful in any advances you make. You can also easily enlist the support of others. Your specialty is anything physical or courageous, so you should do well at sports, the military, or other competitive careers such as business or the law. Your creative talents would help you in more artistic fields.
Nonono. Don't include the negatives! This is bragging and delusion time! You're perfect, remember! 😄
Oh I just copied and pasted that description from a website 🙂
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lol Yeah. 😄
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Sounds like homework
*intense groan* I'm too awesome for homework.
...says what asteroid? 😉
All of them in harmony 😄
Oooh, that one. Why don't you go write a short story, you lazyass? And clean your room! 😈
NO MOM jeezzzzzz after school time is me time!!! GAWSH
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As long as you live under my roof, young man, all your time is my time. Now, since you argued and whined, you'll have to unclog the sink too. And paint my toe nails. Chop, chop. *snapping fingers*
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
Venus in Taurus.
How does that make you awsome? 😉
Posted by mrpepperidge
I will win this thread too.From Asteroid Sensei himself iQ of Lindaland.
Well, my Valentine is...well...ehrm...in-the-same-sign-as-my-venus, so I win! Somehow. Ha!😄
Posted by cuteboy
Ascendant in 1st decan libra. the most attractive decan of libra rising of all. i know that's not included in the list but hey, i'm far from amazing and perfect.
In this thread, you're both amazing and perfect. Oh yeah. Splash around in it for awhile.
And then tell us why. Say it with asteroids. 😄
Posted by mrpepperidge
asteroids only people! read the directions! 😛
Danke. 🙂
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Sounds like homework
*intense groan* I'm too awesome for homework.
...says what asteroid? 😉
All of them in harmony 😄
Oooh, that one. Why don't you go write a short story, you lazyass? And clean your room! 😈
NO MOM jeezzzzzz after school time is me time!!! GAWSH
As long as you live under my roof, young man, all your time is my time. Now, since you argued and whined, you'll have to unclog the sink too. And paint my toe nails. Chop, chop. *snapping fingers*
https://media.giphy.com/media/fuHdUls1uGRtS/giphy.gif
That is sooo not what I told you to do! The sink, young man.The SIIINK!>😢
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by mrpepperidge
I will win this thread too.From Asteroid Sensei himself iQ of Lindaland.
Well, my Valentine is...well...ehrm...in-the-same-sign-as-my-venus, so I win! Somehow. Ha!😄
see I didn't reveal ALL my cards.
Again I have to mention my chart was read by asteroid master iQ of Lindaland.
http://i.imgur.com/w1E0y1a.png
Oh, so your "winning" card is being potentially abusive? Well played!😏
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Taureye
What do i have to look for in order to know I'm amazing?
You already know you are. Now, you just have to "prove" it to us astrologically.🙂
Sounds like homework
*intense groan* I'm too awesome for homework.
...says what asteroid? 😉
All of them in harmony 😄
Oooh, that one. Why don't you go write a short story, you lazyass? And clean your room! 😈
NO MOM jeezzzzzz after school time is me time!!! GAWSH
As long as you live under my roof, young man, all your time is my time. Now, since you argued and whined, you'll have to unclog the sink too. And paint my toe nails. Chop, chop. *snapping fingers*
That is sooo not what I told you to do! The sink, young man.The SIIINK!>😢
Too bad mom i'm dead. You'll have your short story once i enter purgatory.
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Who do you think you're fooling? You're not dead. I can see you. You're right there in the bathtub. You're moving. Jeez.
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by mrpepperidge
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Posted by mrpepperidge
I will win this thread too.From Asteroid Sensei himself iQ of Lindaland.
Well, my Valentine is...well...ehrm...in-the-same-sign-as-my-venus, so I win! Somehow. Ha!😄
see I didn't reveal ALL my cards.
Again I have to mention my chart was read by asteroid master iQ of Lindaland.
Oh, so your "winning" card is being potentially abusive? Well played!😏
😆
it just said I wasn't!
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Oh, so your "winning" card is instead that you may not succumb to temptation for abusive sex? Brilliant!
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!
But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Posted by Taureye
@happycapper "She said, as his body laid there lifeless and flesh white. She proceeded to poke his empty eyes several times with the toothbrush that he left on the sink from earlier this morning."
And after a few rounds of poking, he couldn't take it anymore. His mom knew just how to tickle him. He giggled, waving furiously in the air, water splashing everywhere, and begged her to stop. "Alright," said mom, and handed him the nailpolish. He smiled and grabbed the bottle. Aaah, he had a really cool mom. He decided to polish her toe nails, fix the sink, write the short story and as a special thank you for all the joy she kept pouring over him, he decided to sing to her while doing it. That would make her so happy.
The End.
Posted by BG2
Has anyone found the asteroid named after them?
Mine is in Gemini. Wonder what that means...
No. I guess I'll have to find my own damn asteroid and name it properly. *mumbles under breath*
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
check out lancelot
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in Pisces... like I don't have enough of that. Where's yours? Lindaland says it's about relating to the opposite gender
I also have Sun conjunct Persephone and Sun sextile Orpheus... my favourite mythological figures along with Dionysis
Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2
^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by Fragrance
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
check out lancelot
in Pisces... like I don't have enough of that. Where's yours? Lindaland says it's about relating to the opposite gender
I also have Sun conjunct Persephone and Sun sextile Orpheus... my favourite mythological figures along with Dionysis
cancer in the 9th house. adulterous affairs with foreign women with large breasts.
actually it says it is used in synastry so i guess women should check out their lancelot and men should check their guinevere or if they hit each other?
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Haha, yours doesn't sound bad at all
Yeah I guess so, as you check Lilith to see what kind of woman intimidates you
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
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Thanks Capper 🙂 Haha, yes spicy everything spicy! I eat chili sauce right from the bottle : D
And 6th house Eros, here:
http://www.falconastrology.com/natal_asteroids.htm
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
@happycapper "She said, as his body laid there lifeless and flesh white. She proceeded to poke his empty eyes several times with the toothbrush that he left on the sink from earlier this morning."
And after a few rounds of poking, he couldn't take it anymore. His mom knew just how to tickle him. He giggled, waving furiously in the air, water splashing everywhere, and begged her to stop. "Alright," said mom, and handed him the nailpolish. He smiled and grabbed the bottle. Aaah, he had a really cool mom. He decided to polish her toe nails, fix the sink, write the short story and as a special thank you for all the joy she kept pouring over him, he decided to sing to her while doing it. That would make her so happy.
The End.
Page by page, every day the same. Until Detective Mike Hunt reached the end of the diary, where he read that entry. He knew at this time this is all he needed to send HappyCapper to the chair, after countless abusive moments documented in the book he now held firmly in his hands.
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But first, lunch. George would cut his meat, as usual. George is nice. George is to be trusted. Mike knows that George can be trusted, because George is allowed to touch both knives and forks. It used to bother him that he, Mike, wasn't, but now it felt pretty good. Safe. Same thing every time. Routine. The straight jacked felt rather comfortable against Mike's skin. Safe.
He just wasn't satisfied with the diary. He needed a case to solve, someone to frame for murder, abuse, or whatever, but it was too obvious that there was no abuse at all in there. Damn, he had to find another case. Someone else to blame. For something. After all, he was a detective...or wait, maybe it was a ballerina...he wasn't sure. No, he was definitely a detective today, and that's what detectives do.
Posted by mrpepperidge
Lancelot sextile venus
http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/l/a/n/lancelot-le-premier-chevalier-1994-14-g.jpg
Ooo!😄
But my Lancelot is conj Valentine. That can't be bad. And my Amor is on top of my Mercury, which without a doubt must mean that I speak the language of looove. 😏
Posted by Fragrance
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Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
Thanks Capper 🙂 Haha, yes spicy everything spicy! I eat chili sauce right from the bottle : D
And 6th house Eros, here:
http://www.falconastrology.com/natal_asteroids.htm
lol
Thank you for the link!🙂
Seems having my Eros in scorpio makes me pretty damn badass and putting that in the 6th... There's just no end to the awsomeness. 😉
Posted by mrpepperidge
Posted by Fragrance
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Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
check out lancelot
in Pisces... like I don't have enough of that. Where's yours? Lindaland says it's about relating to the opposite gender
I also have Sun conjunct Persephone and Sun sextile Orpheus... my favourite mythological figures along with Dionysis
cancer in the 9th house. adulterous affairs with foreign women with large breasts.
actually it says it is used in synastry so i guess women should check out their lancelot and men should check their guinevere or if they hit each other?
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I lol:ed.
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Posted by Fragrance
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
Thanks Capper 🙂 Haha, yes spicy everything spicy! I eat chili sauce right from the bottle : D
And 6th house Eros, here:
http://www.falconastrology.com/natal_asteroids.htm
lol
Thank you for the link!🙂
Seems having my Eros in scorpio makes me pretty damn badass and putting that in the 6th... There's just no end to the awsomeness. 😉
is dat all you got? 😈
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I was being nice. I was trying not to intimidate you. Now, thank me, like a good boy.
Posted by champranger
Aries ... just cuz it's a ME thread 😈
I'm gonna give you points for that.😄
But, what else have you got? Huh? Huh? *pokes champranger with stick*
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Fragrance
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Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
Thanks Capper 🙂 Haha, yes spicy everything spicy! I eat chili sauce right from the bottle : D
And 6th house Eros, here:
http://www.falconastrology.com/natal_asteroids.htm
lol
Thank you for the link!🙂
Seems having my Eros in scorpio makes me pretty damn badass and putting that in the 6th... There's just no end to the awsomeness. 😉
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Hehe, full-fledged awesomeness 🙂 You are the Cap with Pisces Mars right? That's special you know... it's the rebel fish that went to swim close to the shore. The unwelcome visitor to Mars...the Thug Mars! 😄
Lilith conjunct sun and Venus 🙈
Not sure if it's conjunct by degrees..my Lilith is 29 degrees Aries if I remember well.
C h i r o n in Taurus only in my asteriods, as I have enough Taurus placements as is.
Posted by ontransit
Pluto in my third house I think like I am! Plutonian!!!
😄
Posted by Fragrance
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Posted by Fragrance
Aaaaaaaaa I just found out I have an air placement my dear Dionysis in Aqua!!! I almost splashed the screen while drinking (water) when I saw something in my air section. So excited! : D Thanks OP, if it weren't this topic, I wouldn't have checked my other asteroids!But it doesn't sound interesting. Aquarians aren't crazy about alcohol right
On topic, I like that I have Eros in Taurus in the 6th house:
"When Eros is found in the house of skill development, service, health and daily routine, one may have some finely tuned proficiency when it comes to passionate and romantic love. They may see the body as a vessel that provides for the delights and erotic passions of the beloved and be inclined to perfect their ability to give and receive those delights. They may find the merging and transformation an erotic union offers desirable on a daily basis!"
*blushes*
Ooo! Congratulations to your new found air supply! 😄
Funny you were saying that you were drinking water and talked about aquarian peeps and alcohol: http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aquarius/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902
But, you're an aries, so:
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/SillyAstrology/StarSigns/Aries/Your-alcohoroscope-20090902-2^^^Just for fun.
Hmm. Eros in the 6th sounds good! Oh, wait, I have that too! 😄 Where did you find that text?
Thanks Capper 🙂 Haha, yes spicy everything spicy! I eat chili sauce right from the bottle : D
And 6th house Eros, here:
http://www.falconastrology.com/natal_asteroids.htm
lol
Thank you for the link!🙂
Seems having my Eros in scorpio makes me pretty damn badass and putting that in the 6th... There's just no end to the awsomeness. 😉
Hehe, full-fledged awesomeness 🙂 You are the Cap with Pisces Mars right? That's special you know... it's the rebel fish that went to swim close to the shore. The unwelcome visitor to Mars...the Thug Mars! 😄
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hipster_e1945d_1905069.jpg
Sure, it's special. It's the specialest mars sign out there. We can do whatever all the other signs can do + we can swim. Can yours swim? Huh? And we also wear cool glasses.😏
Posted by champranger
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by champranger
Aries ... just cuz it's a ME thread 😈
I'm gonna give you points for that.😄
But, what else have you got? Huh? Huh? *pokes champranger with stick*
Hehe 😛
Well, for me, I think I appreciate the balance of elements in my chart, more so than individual placements. 🙂 They say, too much of a good thing isn't good anymore. 🙂
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Pfft. This is a bragging thread. You'd better up your game? 😛
Posted by Taureye
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Posted by Taureye
@happycapper "She said, as his body laid there lifeless and flesh white. She proceeded to poke his empty eyes several times with the toothbrush that he left on the sink from earlier this morning."
And after a few rounds of poking, he couldn't take it anymore. His mom knew just how to tickle him. He giggled, waving furiously in the air, water splashing everywhere, and begged her to stop. "Alright," said mom, and handed him the nailpolish. He smiled and grabbed the bottle. Aaah, he had a really cool mom. He decided to polish her toe nails, fix the sink, write the short story and as a special thank you for all the joy she kept pouring over him, he decided to sing to her while doing it. That would make her so happy.
The End.
Page by page, every day the same. Until Detective Mike Hunt reached the end of the diary, where he read that entry. He knew at this time this is all he needed to send HappyCapper to the chair, after countless abusive moments documented in the book he now held firmly in his hands.
But first, lunch. George would cut his meat, as usual. George is nice. George is to be trusted. Mike knows that George can be trusted, because George is allowed to touch both knives and forks. It used to bother him that he, Mike, wasn't, but now it felt pretty good. Safe. Same thing every time. Routine. The straight jacked felt rather comfortable against Mike's skin. Safe.
He just wasn't satisfied with the diary. He needed a case to solve, someone to frame for murder, abuse, or whatever, but it was too obvious that there was no abuse at all in there. Damn, he had to find another case. Someone else to blame. For something. After all, he was a detective...or wait, maybe it was a ballerina...he wasn't sure. No, he was definitely a detective today, and that's what detectives do.
Abort mission. ABORT
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Posted by Koniucha
Sun in Scorpio, etc
So, self-destructive, ruthless, overbearing, suspicious, jealous, possessive, dangerous, obstinate, moody, secretive, intolerant, vindictive, cunning, quick-tempered, sadistic and insulting? I know it's true, because I copied it from the interwebby thingy.
Come on. This is a bragging thread. 😉
Posted by Koniucha
I have Lilith in Libra conjunct Pluto in the 10th
Okay, that's pretty good.🙂
Posted by tiziani
What's up with Dejanira?I legit don't understand that one, seems to be popular.
Whereas I can actually understand how Nessus has significance.
I don't get Dejanira either. Possibly because it's in nowhere land in my chart, aspected to...nothing.
Nessus, I have on top of my ASC. I bet that makes me badass.
No bragging? Come on. Say it with asteroids. 😄
😄 Yep, flexible Mars = the best Mars *smirk*
Haha, all the swimming styles of course. Our Pisces Mars feet know no exhaustion... We can swim and walk the whole planet and you'd know it's us because of the cool glasses :p
Oh and about asteroids... xD Where's your Aphrodite? Do you consider it among the more significant asteroids? Mine's in Taurus in the 7th house. I like Taurus 🙂
Posted by RumiL
Lilith conjunct sun and Venus 🙈Not sure if it's conjunct by degrees..my Lilith is 29 degrees Aries if I remember well.
So lilith is between them?
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Posted by HappyCapper
...which placement in your chart makes you awsome, badass, gorgeous or...yes...well...perfect....at least in your own deluded mind.
This is mine.
I have Appollo on top of my sun, which makes me universally desired and loved by aaall!😄
you need to go to fuckin hell and die
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So, why would anyone want to write that? I already know you're highly attention seeking, judging by other threads, but is that really all? Is there something in your chart? A not very well placed asteroid, maybe? Could you please post your chart - I'd love to study it!
Posted by Fragrance
@HappyCapper😄 Yep, flexible Mars = the best Mars *smirk*
Haha, all the swimming styles of course. Our Pisces Mars feet know no exhaustion... We can swim and walk the whole planet and you'd know it's us because of the cool glasses :p
Oh and about asteroids... xD Where's your Aphrodite? Do you consider it among the more significant asteroids? Mine's in Taurus in the 7th house. I like Taurus 🙂
Oh! So, you're one of the cool kids? Awsome!😄
My Aphrodite is in libra and trine my moon...which, I'm sure, must mean that my inner self is picture perfect. 😉
I like taurus too. I wish I had more taurus in my chart.
Tbh, I'm sceptical to asteroids. I read about them mostly for fun. I have yet to see one with any (major) effect(except, ofc, for the ones that make me awsome in some way😏) Must admit being irritated, even because of the fact that I don't have the option to remove Chiron from the astro.com charts. Silly, I know, but I want to be able to choose which asteroids I use in my chart. I have many aspects to Chiron and I haven't been able to identify with any one of them. But, I don't know.
What are your thoughts on asteroids?
Posted by mrpepperidge
aww man i have a rapist lilith.Lilith in the 5th House
Those of us with Lilith in the 5th need to create and express in authentic and unabashed ways. The connectedness that Lilith retains (or seeks, if we’re unaware of or hiding her) is in unfettered expression of her wild nature. Which she would say, of course, is simply her nature. Everything that contributes to or might result in creative expression can be avoided for fear of experiencing pain. A person with Lilith in this house might have been shamed in youth because of how he or she played. Before such a child’s behavior is edited into conformity, his or her natural expression of creativity will be colored by Lilith’s themes. The games of such children may involve one or more of Lilith’s heavy themes, any of which will be difficult for most parents to understand as natural expressions from their children, let alone accept: betrayal, abandonment, rejection, or sexual power games including rape. And they’ll play on either side of these issues – receiving or giving, as victim or persecutor.Lilith in Pisces
With Lilith in Pisces, this method of the self is what has drawn punishment from others, leading a person to suppress this open and opening way of being. The result can be an total, conscious denial that being connected to things greater than the self is possible. And yet there is at least a part of the self that works through this lens. In any of us, Lilith hungers to be recognized, and so even without other planets and points in Pisces, there will be internal conflict brewing about this issue until the tension can be released.i just have a sun sextile to lilith but it's exact.
Sun
Lilith-Sun aspects are about developing a healthy ego in terms of the input of the natural wild that exists within the body and world around the person. These people need to learn that trying to control the wild will get them grief while supporting and directing it will teach them to work with it and become more whole.
Don't worry. You do have on high authority that you may not succumb to that temptation. 😉
Posted by tiziani
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by tiziani
What's up with Dejanira?I legit don't understand that one, seems to be popular.
Whereas I can actually understand how Nessus has significance.
I don't get Dejanira either. Possibly because it's in nowhere land in my chart, aspected to...nothing.
Nessus, I have on top of my ASC. I bet that makes me badass.
No bragging? Come on. Say it with asteroids. 😄
I have Chiron in the 12th which means I'm your favourite empath's favourite empath. Nobody's feels are beyond my understanding.
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But, that sounds horrible!
Posted by Magenta_Azure
I'm a Pisces.👰³ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ï¿½ï¿½'���'���'���'�
Pisces sun, huh? Hmm. Better google that.
Pisces sun:Self-pitying, extremely gullible and will give all in a lost cause, temperamental, dependent, escapist, sensationalist, depressive, can lose touch with reality, too emotionally involved with the problems of others and tends to blame self for everything.
Come on. This is a bragging thread!😉
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Magenta_Azure
I'm a Pisces.👰³ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ï¿½ï¿½'���'���'���'�
Pisces sun, huh? Hmm. Better google that.
Pisces sun:Self-pitying, extremely gullible and will give all in a lost cause, temperamental, dependent, escapist, sensationalist, depressive, can lose touch with reality, too emotionally involved with the problems of others and tends to blame self for everything.
Come on. This is a bragging thread!😉
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I still win
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Posted by Magenta_Azure
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Magenta_Azure
I'm a Pisces.👰³ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ï¿½ï¿½'���'���'���'�
Pisces sun, huh? Hmm. Better google that.
Pisces sun:Self-pitying, extremely gullible and will give all in a lost cause, temperamental, dependent, escapist, sensationalist, depressive, can lose touch with reality, too emotionally involved with the problems of others and tends to blame self for everything.
Come on. This is a bragging thread!😉
I still win
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Pfft. Now, if you would have said capricorn...😏
Besides, unless Neptune is an asteroid...😉
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Magenta_Azure
Posted by HappyCapper
Posted by Magenta_Azure
I'm a Pisces.👰³ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ðŸ‘°ï¿½ï¿½'���'���'���'�
Pisces sun, huh? Hmm. Better google that.
Pisces sun:Self-pitying, extremely gullible and will give all in a lost cause, temperamental, dependent, escapist, sensationalist, depressive, can lose touch with reality, too emotionally involved with the problems of others and tends to blame self for everything.
Come on. This is a bragging thread!😉
I still win
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Pfft. Now, if you would have said capricorn...😏
Besides, unless Neptune is an asteroid...😉
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She doesn't need to be an asteroid. That's how amazing she is.
She wins 🙂
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...which placement in your chart makes you awsome, badass, gorgeous or...yes...well...perfect.
...at least in your own deluded mind.
This is mine.
I have Appollo on top of my sun, which makes me universally desired and loved by aaall!😄