What Sun and Moon Combination would you not want to be?

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Posted by virgoOPPP

Sag sun coz i don't wanna be a lying asshole, awkward and stingy

Cap sun coz i don't wantz to be cheated on by everyone except Pisces womenz

Cancer moon coz i don't wanna be evil

Pisces moon coz i don't wanna be useless


When has Sags ever be liars? Our sign is one of the most blunt signs because we are honest lol. Sometimes I am awkward, but only when I am shy. Def not Stingy since we are the teachers of the zodiac.

Not sure what Sag you met lol.
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Posted by virgoOPPP

Sag sun coz i don't wanna be a lying asshole, awkward and stingy

Cap sun coz i don't wantz to be cheated on by everyone except Pisces womenz

Cancer moon coz i don't wanna be evil

Pisces moon coz i don't wanna be useless


When has Sags ever be liars? Our sign is one of the most blunt signs because we are honest lol. Sometimes I am awkward, but only when I am shy. Def not Stingy since we are the teachers of the zodiac.

Not sure what Sag you met lol.
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astro trap

Sag moon too for gold digging
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Sag sun coz i don't wanna be a lying asshole, awkward and stingy

Cap sun coz i don't wantz to be cheated on by everyone except Pisces womenz

Cancer moon coz i don't wanna be evil

Pisces moon coz i don't wanna be useless


When has Sags ever be liars? Our sign is one of the most blunt signs because we are honest lol. Sometimes I am awkward, but only when I am shy. Def not Stingy since we are the teachers of the zodiac.

Not sure what Sag you met lol.


astro trap

Sag moon too for gold digging
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Sag as a gold digger aka the ones for being known as independent ? Lol I really would like to meet the Sags you ran into. I haven't found one yet.
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Posted by ELIGAB

Scorpio sun and moon... so I can manipulate for a living.. lmao

Be the most powerful

Using sex as a weapon, fucking everybody over

🤣🤣🤣😂😕😭😭😭😭😢


Female I worked with was a Scorpio sun and possibly moon based on the way she talked. It was hell being around her because she would manipulate everyone to on her side. The reason she didn't like me is because I didn't bow down to the "queen". ROFL that last part was funny as hell.
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Posted by ELIGAB

Scorpio sun and moon... so I can manipulate for a living.. lmao

Be the most powerful

Using sex as a weapon, fucking everybody over

🤣🤣🤣😂😕😭😭😭😭😢


thing i don't like about Scorpios is that they can't mind their own business.

they think that everything that deviates from absolute naked truth is being used for some malicious intention. it's the same shit that i've noticed in aries moons.

but even worse with scorpio coz at least aries moons aren't always on the lookout for dirt on other people.

otherwise i'd totally bang them.

there are many reasons why people do what they do and it is not always the worst of your conclusions.

that's something they need to learn.
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Posted by ELIGAB

Scorpio sun and moon... so I can manipulate for a living.. lmao

Be the most powerful

Using sex as a weapon, fucking everybody over

🤣🤣🤣😂😕😭😭😭😭😢


thing i don't like about Scorpios is that they can't mind their own business.

they think that everything that deviates from absolute naked truth is being used for some malicious intention. it's the same shit that i've noticed in aries moons.

but even worse with scorpio coz at least aries moons aren't always on the lookout for dirt on other people.

otherwise i'd totally bang them.

there are many reasons why people do what they do and it is not always the worst of your conclusions.

that's something they need to learn.


You just put into words something that drives me nuts about them! I get along very well with most Scorps, but when I've gotten close, this has been an issue, this assumption that everything I say is hiding something truer that they need to go snoop for.

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example:

my relationship fell apart with a cancer moon coz he tried to hoe it up with my virgo moon friend

i'll tell my scorpio friend that my relationship fell apart coz he's a hoe

she tells me i'm not telling her everything

why would my leo venus divulge the part about the virgo moon?

that'd make me look less cool than my virgo moon friend

and i'd rather people think i'm evil/uncaring/hoe than hurt

scorpios don't understand that
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Posted by virgoOPPP

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Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ELIGAB

Scorpio sun and moon... so I can manipulate for a living.. lmao

Be the most powerful

Using sex as a weapon, fucking everybody over

🤣🤣🤣😂😕😭😭😭😭😢


thing i don't like about Scorpios is that they can't mind their own business.

they think that everything that deviates from absolute naked truth is being used for some malicious intention. it's the same shit that i've noticed in aries moons.

but even worse with scorpio coz at least aries moons aren't always on the lookout for dirt on other people.

otherwise i'd totally bang them.

there are many reasons why people do what they do and it is not always the worst of your conclusions.

that's something they need to learn.


You just put into words something that drives me nuts about them! I get along very well with most Scorps, but when I've gotten close, this has been an issue, this assumption that everything I say is hiding something truer that they need to go snoop for.




example:

my relationship fell apart with a cancer moon coz he tried to hoe it up with my virgo moon friend

i'll tell my scorpio friend that my relationship fell apart coz he's a hoe

she tells me i'm not telling her everything

why would my leo venus divulge the part about the virgo moon?

that'd make me look less cool than my virgo moon friend

and i'd rather people think i'm evil/uncaring/hoe than hurt

scorpios don't understand that


It's much simpler with me. If you ask me, I'll tell you. If you keep asking, I'll tell you everything you could possibly want to know. But some people won't ask. They'd rather snoop.
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i really hate that about them

made me demote them to fwb material
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Posted by Phantom_Limbo

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ELIGAB

Scorpio sun and moon... so I can manipulate for a living.. lmao

Be the most powerful

Using sex as a weapon, fucking everybody over

🤣🤣🤣😂😕😭😭😭😭😢


thing i don't like about Scorpios is that they can't mind their own business.

they think that everything that deviates from absolute naked truth is being used for some malicious intention. it's the same shit that i've noticed in aries moons.

but even worse with scorpio coz at least aries moons aren't always on the lookout for dirt on other people.

otherwise i'd totally bang them.

there are many reasons why people do what they do and it is not always the worst of your conclusions.

that's something they need to learn.


You just put into words something that drives me nuts about them! I get along very well with most Scorps, but when I've gotten close, this has been an issue, this assumption that everything I say is hiding something truer that they need to go snoop for.

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Probably Leo and cap moon.

Leo arrogance and narcissistic attention seeking plus Capricorn’s sense of assurance would be the most obnoxious person ever.


I happen to be engaged to one of those combos, and you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

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I hope you don’t have a Spanish maid then.
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The maid is Caucasian.

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I'm the maid. He hates laundry.....and cleaning. Lucky for him I was self-sufficient for years. Just one of the plethora of advantages of dating an older man (who doesn't even look his age). Also helps with the bonding with his own peeps when I swing by to help clean up next door too.

Makes me a keeper in their eyes. I get shit done. And I'm a pretty damn good guard dog to boot. My collar reads "Wolverine".

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Posted by Arielle83

Probably Leo and cap moon.

Leo arrogance and narcissistic attention seeking plus Capricorn’s sense of assurance would be the most obnoxious person ever.


I happen to be engaged to one of those combos, and you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

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I hope you don’t have a Spanish maid then.


The maid is Caucasian.

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I'm the maid. He hates laundry.....and cleaning. Lucky for him I was self-sufficient for years. Just one of the plethora of advantages of dating an older man (who doesn't even look his age). Also helps with the bonding with his own peeps when I swing by to help clean up next door too.

Makes me a keeper in their eyes. I get shit done. And I'm a pretty damn good guard dog to boot. My collar reads "Wolverine".

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Tell him to get over himself and do some cleaning 🙄
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Posted by _Dazed

Pisces Sun w/Aries Moon - too delusional

Scorpio Sun w/Scorpio moon - too many pinworms and big doodoos

Sagittarius Sun w/Leo moon - too short and yappy






I am a Sag Sun with Leo moon and I feel like this is incorrect. I'm really reserved when it comes to people I don't know. I'm confused about the too short and yappy part lol. It's your opinion, but I can say that is not me at all though.
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Posted by Arielle83

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Posted by Arielle83

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Posted by Arielle83

Probably Leo and cap moon.

Leo arrogance and narcissistic attention seeking plus Capricorn’s sense of assurance would be the most obnoxious person ever.


I happen to be engaged to one of those combos, and you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

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I hope you don’t have a Spanish maid then.


The maid is Caucasian.

Image Not Found

I'm the maid. He hates laundry.....and cleaning. Lucky for him I was self-sufficient for years. Just one of the plethora of advantages of dating an older man (who doesn't even look his age). Also helps with the bonding with his own peeps when I swing by to help clean up next door too.

Makes me a keeper in their eyes. I get shit done. And I'm a pretty damn good guard dog to boot. My collar reads "Wolverine".

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Is that you?

So you’re the “wifey” material
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ahem

Whatever gave you that impression??

PS1: the maid up there is Chris Jericho, ye great galoophus!! I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that. I wouldn't wear ANYTHING instead.

PS2: why am I only NOW getting this notification? JFC