Who'd make a Good Ninja?

I think either Pisces, Gemini, Taurus, or Scorpio would be pretty good at it. Considering if they aren't holding a vengeance against a group, a person, and they're purely there to get revenge. No, they would do it simply to destroy feudal lords at the request of others. 🙂 I know I would make a boss ninja!

Ninjafish for sure...

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NINJAZ!!

And wtf, the Taurus would make a terrible ninja. They're too heavy, lazy and immobile. lol

Scorpio gets top billing. I think Aquarius would work, too. My sister is Agua and she's a total badass rogue! Gemini might have a minor chance at it if they could focus on the task and not get distracted. They have the mind for it in some ways. Cancer might be able to master mind and control the ninja organization but we're too all over the board with the emotions so we'd make perfect berserkers. Aries is too impulsive and the earth signs too conservative in nature. Sagittarius might be able to pull it off, too.

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Posted by enfant_terrible
And wtf, the Taurus would make a terrible ninja. They're too heavy, lazy and immobile. lol

#muricaninja

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ROFLMAO!! Thank you, that seriously made me laugh.

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Posted by MoonArtist
Scorpio gets top billing. I think Aquarius would work, too. My sister is Agua and she's a total badass rogue! Gemini might have a minor chance at it if they could focus on the task and not get distracted. They have the mind for it in some ways. Cancer might be able to master mind and control the ninja organization but we're too all over the board with the emotions so we'd make perfect berserkers. Aries is too impulsive and the earth signs too conservative in nature. Sagittarius might be able to pull it off, too.

Not sure if we'd be subtle enough to hide in plain sight, but other sags might disagree...

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Hmmmm....good point. I think it depends on the Sag personality as some are seriously goofy in the funny sense and can't be quiet to save their lives and some are more serious and could at least pull something off as believable in the Ninja skill department.

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Now I need a big field of cabbages with a cute cow in it. Sheesh, my list of needed pets is growing. 😆

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Posted by enfant_terrible
And wtf, the Taurus would make a terrible ninja. They're too heavy, lazy and immobile. lol

Huh? is this a joke? Jet li disagrees with you. And Sugar Ray Robinson (the best pound for pound fighter ever) a slim middle weight. Hey! I think i found the perfect job for me. 21st century ninja!

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And my favorite, THE GREATEST AND MOST DECORATED MUAY THAI FIGHTER EVER THUS FAR, BUAKAW!!!! Only reason he doesn't practice it in public anymore is because the gym he used to be under consists of a bunch of shitheads. I love him. He's the best!! *virtually embraces him as if to not let go* Then, there's me.

Almost forgot that in one of the only K-Pop groups I care to listen to, there's a guy who also practices Wushu and that's curiously one of the things he's most known for because they like to emphasize it. The name of the group is EXO, and the alias he goes by is Tao. He was born 5/2. Honestly, I think those of us born the first week of May are more athletic than the stereotype certain people are stupid and ignorant enough to believe in. But that helps the ninja cause. After all, despite their prowess with martial arts and poisons, most of their time actually involved hiding in plain sight. 😉

Whatever sign Bruce Lee is. Although I dont know if hes a ninja

He could be a ninja if he isn't.

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Whatever sign Bruce Lee is. Although I dont know if hes a ninja

Bruce Lee is a Sag.

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Posted by DMV
Whatever sign Bruce Lee is. Although I dont know if hes a ninja

Bruce Lee is a Sag.

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Well, SNAP! I guess he can't be a real ninja. 😉

Is there such a thing as a good Ninja?

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these r my fav threads on the forum btw. i keep wishing u made a cyborg thread for taureans lulz.

You know what, good idea. I should make a thread for everyone in astrology to see who would make the best cyborg.