Crab man never ever smiles at me

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by aj123 on Sunday, December 20, 2015 and has 4 replies.

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@aj123
12 Years

Hi,
What does it normally mean when a cancer male doesn't smile at you ever (i.e just stares at you eye to eye, talks to you etc. but never ever smiles)? Always looked serious when we were "dating", although by texts, he seemed super keen to meet up, very interested etc. and is very talkative once you get to know him but never smiles at me!

Even now, (no longer together), but sometimes bump into him in public somewhere, he looks me straight in the eyes but we don't say anything to each other and then he casually texts me in a jokey way later on in the end, mentioning he had seen me, what I was doing etc.

BUT with other people (from what I've seen girls who he is only friends with - he's often quite smiley when he talks to them.

Also, saw a photo of him with an ex (she looks very similar to me) and he isn't smiling in that pic either

hm any ideas?

Thank you.

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@Pandala
12 YearsGemini

If he smiles it will create a rip in the Space-Time Continuum so he's tasked with the forever heavy burden of never moving his facial muscles.

He can only show how he truly cares through an inhuman mode of conversation; text messaging.

His real name is Polly Augustus.

He is our Savior.

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@CapTivating
10 Years

I just think you must literally take his breath away and he's unable to smile because he's preserving all of his energy to breath. That takes a hell of a lot of concentration to breathe and smile at the same time. The very next time you bump into him attempt to give him mouth to mouth and see if that stimulates his respiratory system enough to allow him to smile. Cancer men are so complex!

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@aj123
12 Years

Thank you very much for all your helpful comments so far.
So it's possibly a positive sign then? or does he just not find me trustworthy?

More comments welcome 🙂

Thanks