Everyone, attention, ALL cancers please come here.

This, is the Female Cancer:

This is the Male cancer:

REMEMBER, female crabs are BITCHES, no matter what!

how come u keep sayin dat girl - we kno it already!!

UNTIL EVERYONE HEARS THE WORD!

I'm not....at least I don't think I am.... 😢 whaaaa

why? what's behind al this?? 🙂

People always say i have PMS.

"REMEMBER, female crabs are cookiemonsterES, no matter what!"

- oh, don't say that.

Hi DB.....sorry, I've been real busy doing absolutely nothing...

UNO....always UNO at a time. I did jump ship though...Cappy was just not around enough.

my good friend is a cancer, i love him to death

Yes...no time to cuddle....so now he is Solo.

Uno has Dos brothers and takes time to cuddle often, but is quite busy with money, power, status too, how is this possible? Simple, he moves twice as fast...I'm so tired from so much cuddling and moving twice as fast, that I forgot where I was going. Good for the figure bad for the smelling of flowers....sigh *crabbie is so tired....... 😢

*squeezes through the crabs to see what the fuss' about*

"This, is the Female Cancer:"

Whoa... this new attraction is scary! *runs away*

O_o, your pathetic.Period. Don't get mad cause a Cancer woman stole you're man🙂

So maybe I am a cookiemonster.....why is it youre business??

O_o, your pathetic.Period. Don't get mad cause a Cancer woman stole you're man

Nah, i'm just teasing female cancers. Because one yelled at me the other day...she was on PMS I know because she didn't cover the tissue in the trash can. ~hehehe

So maybe I am a cookiemonster.....why is it youre business??

I am not digging in your bussssiiinessss ma`am

Wait a minute? Are you a cancer? That would make you a guy.Oy!! Meu Deus!!! My sinceresstt apologies....I'm soooo sorry. Carry on....lol

Wait a minute, are you tryna to turn this into the battle of the sexes? Who says Cancer guys are any better?😉

yes, i'm a guy 🙂

and a cancer/leo cusp 😉