Sex and the Crab shell

Sex and the Crab shell

I don't know.
Its been so long that I don't remember.
Was hoping y'all would remind me.
So sad.

LOL
Depends on the mood. Like a lights on or off thing.

All lighting is fine with me. Unless there's a pot of water anywhere near the campfire. That would make me nervous
I might let my man lick garlic butter off me if that's what he's in to.
As for that other stuff, you'd have to get one of those Scorpio chasing BDSM type crabs!

Nope. That's way more of an issue than blind folds, candle wax and handcuffs. The pot stays empty, upside down and out of sight til sunrise.
Is the garlic butter an unfulfilled fantasy or something?

I call bullshit. You so wanna lick garlic butter off a crab.

Then I'm surprised you've never seen what's under a shell before.

Garlic and sex should never mix. Just sayin.....

Now a little creme fraiche infused with some lavender and fennel and a drizzle of honey....that's more like it!

Campfires always have to have a pot of boiling water. How else is one going to heat up the wax?

Uuugh...just had a flashback of poor Sebastian nearly meeting is end in the little mermaid. Make it stop!
Enough with the pot, damn it!

Never! If you think garlic and sex should go together then I say so do sardines and sex.

One of my old bosses tried to convince me licking hot sauce of toes was a good idea.

haha.....that's not the kind of sardines I was referring to! As for snuggling inside the shell? Yes.

Because i was asked about it!

Oh geez...I said you can have your coffee and your garlic butter!

That is just sick. Sick fuck. Die. Get assfucked by Satan on a pile of horseshit and die.

awww, poor cat!! Don't trust the rednecks, kitty! Mine jumps higher than that but that's on her own and for her own kicks....usually chasing things or climbing them.

Crabs, when you have sex do you find yourself reaching for a connection more than an orgasm or vice versa?

Connection.