The promissed horriblescope

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by james tate on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 and has 4 replies.

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@james tate
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Cancer this being your month if you were born under this sign the following will happen. you start the month by hooligans robbing you and beating the bee juses out of you. After you get out of hospitle you find out your spouse is cheating on you. If you are female you will have hormonal problums. If you are a male with a friend you will have hormonal problems. If you are married or living together your life is a hormonal problem. The best you can hope for in life is death. I hope this cheers you up I do not have the heart to give you the bad news. Have a nice birthday.

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@Freebird
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I must say that I am sure glad that I am NOT a Cancer..sounds absolutely dreadful.

James you are so creative..how about fancing us with an honorable horoscope for those hugable Cancers. 😉