Capricorn Confessions

So, once again our collective dominating presence made quite few folks go all weak in knees and bowwed down to us. Mumbling about serving us so long as we're good master/mistresses. So again, a goat needs to point them to the Scorpio board for that kind of stuff. We're not nice or gentle like the Scorpios. I say we do better after care but they allow more crying and I heard cry with them. So no idea.

...oops , this was meant for the next Cap boardroom meeting!

Anyway, have something you like to say or ask a goat here or all of us, but are much to shy or scared to ask? Never fear, your faux daddy Cappy is here! Just PM your questions, saying its for this thread naturally, and I'll post it. Your identity will be safe. How do you know I won't betray you? Scorpios don't find traitors hot. So there you have it.

Ask anything you were too unsure to ask on a thread!

Questions:

Caliber, what's the story behind your name?
TruCap, is that you on your avatar?
Creepy pants, you own this board?
Damous, who are you?
SureShotCap, do you model?
CapTenn, what are you Captain of?

Goats, why do you guys suck?

CapTenn is a cap from tennesse and also a fan of robin william's dead poets society 😄

We suck because whoever said that swallows.

Posted by SirHorns
Questions:

SureShotCap, do you model?

Nope, to short. I always though that Caps always look presentable anywhere.

Is this the place where we confess? I must be at the wrong meeting. Not because I don't have a confession, but because my name's not here -->Practicality!

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Is this the place where we confess? I must be at the wrong meeting. Not because I don't have a confession, but because my name's not here -->Practicality!

RollergirlOrc

it is now...

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Posted by Sn1p3r187
We suck because whoever said that swallows.

Posted by TigerCap

Posted by Sn1p3r187
We suck because whoever said that swallows.

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+ 1

Also, guys you can use this thread to ask stuff to if you want.

What do Caps find sexxy in a woman?

Posted by crabRiot
What do Caps find sexxy in a woman?

Integrity. Elegance. Strong Will.

Dear KittenLaRouge,

I want my Capricorn Boss man at work. I can feel there could be something between us and know he's stared at me at least thrice!
How do I become his muse so he can be mine and take on expensive dinners and have rough sex in the office? I know Cap men can be cold bastards but when he orders people around...it makes me want him more. Help me out? Please and thank you.

To the manly Capricorn men,

Ok here goes...

Is talking about making a baby during sex a turn on for many caps (cap men in particular)?

Posted by SirHorns
To the manly Capricorn men,

Ok here goes...

Is talking about making a bavby during sex a turn on for many caps (cap men in particular)?

I'll tell you when I'm older. 😛

Posted by crabRiot
What do Caps find sexxy in a woman?

Confidence is sexy!

Posted by SirHorns
To the manly Capricorn men,

Ok here goes...

Is talking about making a baby during sex a turn on for many caps (cap men in particular)?

Dear Cowpuncher.

Can we all agree that the colt single action army is the greatest handgun ever made? Besides the M1911 which is personal favorite. In fact colt firearms are some of the best

Posted by SirHorns
We're not nice or gentle like the Scorpios.

Scorpios are nice and gentle??

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

*picks self up off the floor*

Posted by SirHorns
Questions:

Caliber, what's the story behind your name?
TruCap, is that you on your avatar?
Creepy pants, you own this board?
Damous, who are you?
SureShotCap, do you model?
CapTenn, what are you Captain of?

Goats, why do you guys suck?

No it's not me.

Posted by JanuaryCappie

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by crabRiot
What do Caps find sexxy in a woman?

Integrity. Elegance. Strong Will.

Any woman who knows how to handle a fire arm is sexy imo

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Then I must be sexy! lol!

I'm am captain of the great state of Tennessee.

And anyone else that wants to follow.....

i take ownership when i feel i need to.

Posted by Damnata
CapTenn is a cap from tennesse and also a fan of robin william's dead poets society 😄

Just now saw this, Damnata.

Good memory!!!

"O' Captenn, my Captenn"

Dear SirHorns

Are we going to deal with —??8|=[0w5? L337 5L4NG

Crab hole. Lol.

Good one CP 🙂

Dear Cowpuncher

If this were the future, would you be using laser and plasma weaponry instead of projectile gunpowder based weapons? Despite the fact the lasers would probably do more damage and you wouldn't have to worry about recoil at all.

^^Hmm I see your CP. Though we're a bit far from that. Lasers no, Plasma weapons yes. My only issue would be if I went hunting with a Laser rifle I'm afraid I might turn the deer into ashes or vaporize it before I can take it back home, skin in, let it bleach, cook it, and eat it. It isn't really fun eating ashes. Hmm should make a concept for a Laser pistol and ship it to Winchester or Colt and see if they'd take it.