
SirHorns
@SirHorns
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Posted by SirHornsI write policy manuals and use jargon to protect my company from a lawsuit, but also keep the integrity intact. The experice is always exciting.
*coughs*
So have anyone here ever written before?
Stories? Guides? reviews? How was the experience for you?


Posted by Cg2016Haha
I'm currently wasting time in the bathroom at my job because fuck this place.

Posted by takemeawayOh? Dark humor? Slap Stick or was comedy focused toward smarty pants people? I love using dry humor and sarcasm, with a dash of off-beat dullness to keep people off balance.
I wrote a comedy pilot once. It was a fascinating experience. How's the small talk working out?

Posted by narayanaIs it because you can picture the stench of sweaty smelly socks when you see them?
Going to share a random thought here.
I can't stand photos of people wearing just socks and no shoes. So irritating.
http://previews.123rf.com/images/auremar/auremar1205/auremar120506552/13912411-Man-in-a-suit-talking-on-cellphone-Stock-Photo-socks.jpg
That's my kind of small talk. Sometimes it leaves people very confused and that's actually hilarious.

Posted by MohiniAh, nice!Posted by SirHornsI write policy manuals and use jargon to protect my company from a lawsuit, but also keep the integrity intact. The experice is always exciting.
*coughs*
So have anyone here ever written before?
Stories? Guides? reviews? How was the experience for you?
Writing is exhilarating, really.
Figure out your audience, then what you want to convey, and develop a rough draft, write for 5 minutes without stopping and without care for grammar. That's how I start.
Good luck @sirhorns 🙂click to expand

Posted by SirHornsIt's not a writing job, I'm in a small medical facility and I took it upon myself to be certified and it requires policy manuals, legal guidelines.. etc etc etc..Posted by MohiniAh, nice!Posted by SirHornsI write policy manuals and use jargon to protect my company from a lawsuit, but also keep the integrity intact. The experice is always exciting.
*coughs*
So have anyone here ever written before?
Stories? Guides? reviews? How was the experience for you?
Writing is exhilarating, really.
Figure out your audience, then what you want to convey, and develop a rough draft, write for 5 minutes without stopping and without care for grammar. That's how I start.
Good luck @sirhorns 🙂
Also use writing exercises huh? How often do you write? I can go from daily to once a week depending on what's going on in my life.
Thanks! 🙂 How long have you had that writing job, if you don't mind sharing?click to expand

Posted by MohiniAh, sounds wonderful. I'll agree with you on that being good therapy.Posted by SirHornsIt's not a writing job, I'm in a small medical facility and I took it upon myself to be certified and it requires policy manuals, legal guidelines.. etc etc etc..Posted by MohiniAh, nice!Posted by SirHornsI write policy manuals and use jargon to protect my company from a lawsuit, but also keep the integrity intact. The experice is always exciting.
*coughs*
So have anyone here ever written before?
Stories? Guides? reviews? How was the experience for you?
Writing is exhilarating, really.
Figure out your audience, then what you want to convey, and develop a rough draft, write for 5 minutes without stopping and without care for grammar. That's how I start.
Good luck @sirhorns 🙂
Also use writing exercises huh? How often do you write? I can go from daily to once a week depending on what's going on in my life.
Thanks! 🙂 How long have you had that writing job, if you don't mind sharing?
I mostly write about my feelings lol. In a journal, and whenever I feel it strike me... Which is about once or twice a month now. I like short poems and stuff.
🙂
The writing exercise just works for me when I have a feeling and can't explain it. I start writing and time it for 5 minutes and eventually I hit an epiphany. Good therapy/meditation.
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Posted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out

Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?click to expand

Posted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were rightclick to expand

Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were right
Girl: Stop Sign. *Puts hand in your face*
Ehhh...what do you drink? I don't think there is enough rum in the US to make me ask that line as a pick up.
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Posted by dominoesHow's it taste to you? First time I had it, It was mixed with honey and vanilla, so the taste wasn't too bad for me.
I'm drinking chamomile tea for the first time.
My head hurts. Damn headache.

Posted by _Hey man, you'll have to win her from me. I won't hesitate to use Cardinal Sexual Tension to get he a promotion and as many Os as she can handle!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were right
Girl: Stop Sign. *Puts hand in your face*
Ehhh...what do you drink? I don't think there is enough rum in the US to make me ask that line as a pick up.
if she slaps us on the face, 100 % aries sun, shes mineclick to expand

Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Hey man, you'll have to win her from me. I won't hesitate to use Cardinal Sexual Tension to get he a promotion and as many Os as she can handle!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were right
Girl: Stop Sign. *Puts hand in your face*
Ehhh...what do you drink? I don't think there is enough rum in the US to make me ask that line as a pick up.
if she slaps us on the face, 100 % aries sun, shes mine
Though speaking of signs, what sign are you anyway?click to expand

Posted by _Welcome back!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Hey man, you'll have to win her from me. I won't hesitate to use Cardinal Sexual Tension to get he a promotion and as many Os as she can handle!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were right
Girl: Stop Sign. *Puts hand in your face*
Ehhh...what do you drink? I don't think there is enough rum in the US to make me ask that line as a pick up.
if she slaps us on the face, 100 % aries sun, shes mine
Though speaking of signs, what sign are you anyway?
its me frenchclick to expand

Posted by TrueFantasy...colon cleansing or just simple constipation needing coffee?Posted by dominoesThat's right.Posted by TrueFantasy
I eat Cheerios without milk.
Yeah, I bet you're full of shit too.click to expand

Posted by dominoesWhat's benzo treatment for, if I may ask?Posted by SirHornsI'm just having sugar. I'm not a fan but it's something nice to have. Just trying to get a healthier life style.Posted by dominoesHow's it taste to you? First time I had it, It was mixed with honey and vanilla, so the taste wasn't too bad for me.
I'm drinking chamomile tea for the first time.
My head hurts. Damn headache.
Stress headache or any idea what caused it? It's funny, despite being an Aries Rising, I don't get many headaches.
...okay, that's a lie. It's that and random bone aches that torture me often. Yet, I can do work-outs and both won't flare up, despite all the crap I put my body through. >> Life, am I right?
Headache is from benzo withdrawals. No longer need medication for treatment! 😄click to expand

Posted by TrueFantasyPlain milk, is so boring.
I hate milk in general but I'll have it in coffee. Anything that can disguise the milk taste.

Posted by TrueFantasyMy moon is listening~Posted by SirHornsYessssss. I make the best coffee.Posted by TrueFantasyPlain milk, is so boring.
I hate milk in general but I'll have it in coffee. Anything that can disguise the milk taste.
Coffee wins!
😏click to expand

Posted by dominoesOh wow, congrats. What do you plan on spending with the money you used to buy the benzo? I know I could probably beef up my home library as if I gave it steroids or afford to be addicted to shell-less sunflower seeds.Posted by SirHornsPosted by dominoesWhat's benzo treatment for, if I may ask?Posted by SirHornsI'm just having sugar. I'm not a fan but it's something nice to have. Just trying to get a healthier life style.Posted by dominoesHow's it taste to you? First time I had it, It was mixed with honey and vanilla, so the taste wasn't too bad for me.
I'm drinking chamomile tea for the first time.
My head hurts. Damn headache.
Stress headache or any idea what caused it? It's funny, despite being an Aries Rising, I don't get many headaches.
...okay, that's a lie. It's that and random bone aches that torture me often. Yet, I can do work-outs and both won't flare up, despite all the crap I put my body through. >> Life, am I right?
Headache is from benzo withdrawals. No longer need medication for treatment! 😄
Congrats and hopefully you're head will feel better soon.
It was for OCD treatment.click to expand

Posted by _I didn't recognize you with your Jared Leto Suicide pic. Bon retour!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Hey man, you'll have to win her from me. I won't hesitate to use Cardinal Sexual Tension to get he a promotion and as many Os as she can handle!Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Dude: Ay babe, what's your sign?Posted by SirHornsPosted by _Where too?
i'm bored let's go out
Bar? Bookstore? Race Track? Underground Fighting Ring?
What places do you normally go to kill boredom?
generally dxpnet, but let's go to a bar and we will try to guess the sun sign of girl, then ask her if we were right
Girl: Stop Sign. *Puts hand in your face*
Ehhh...what do you drink? I don't think there is enough rum in the US to make me ask that line as a pick up.
if she slaps us on the face, 100 % aries sun, shes mine
Though speaking of signs, what sign are you anyway?
its me frenchclick to expand

Posted by TrueFantasyI can do just cream depending on the flavor.Posted by SirHornsI used to have sugar in coffee but now I completely cut it out to lower my sugar intake. Just the right amount of milk or cream will do.Posted by TrueFantasyMy moon is listening~Posted by SirHornsYessssss. I make the best coffee.Posted by TrueFantasyPlain milk, is so boring.
I hate milk in general but I'll have it in coffee. Anything that can disguise the milk taste.
Coffee wins!
😏
I can stand black though, I need at least sugar with it. Cream is good.click to expand

Posted by SirHornsI love Dark humor 🙂 I wrote a comedy skit but unfortunately it's still collecting dust. I like to think my comedy is smart, slap stick doesn't do it for me. Something for comedy network. I'm glad you enjoy it as well. do you write comedy, drama, horror?Posted by takemeawayOh? Dark humor? Slap Stick or was comedy focused toward smarty pants people? I love using dry humor and sarcasm, with a dash of off-beat dullness to keep people off balance.
I wrote a comedy pilot once. It was a fascinating experience. How's the small talk working out?
As for the small talk, well the thread is still here, so it's not dead? *shrug*click to expand



Posted by Sn1p3r187Right? Granted I forgot about it until recently. Whoops.
Jesus it's been a while since anyone revived this thread.

Posted by starwarsSup Virginal.
aww shit damn dxp 😢 it was a gif of a casual sup nod.

Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Right? Granted I forgot about it until recently. Whoops.
Jesus it's been a while since anyone revived this thread.
How's life man? Found a nice fish or virginal to save you from the dark charm that is the Capricorn Male?click to expand

Posted by takemeawayI've written adventure, dabbled in romance and erotica, though mostly find my home in Fantasy.Posted by SirHornsI love Dark humor 🙂 I wrote a comedy skit but unfortunately it's still collecting dust. I like to think my comedy is smart, slap stick doesn't do it for me. Something for comedy network. I'm glad you enjoy it as well. do you write comedy, drama, horror?Posted by takemeawayOh? Dark humor? Slap Stick or was comedy focused toward smarty pants people? I love using dry humor and sarcasm, with a dash of off-beat dullness to keep people off balance.
I wrote a comedy pilot once. It was a fascinating experience. How's the small talk working out?
As for the small talk, well the thread is still here, so it's not dead? *shrug*
Good thread!click to expand

Posted by Sn1p3r187Go wild and crazy and play with a Gemini or Aries.Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Right? Granted I forgot about it until recently. Whoops.
Jesus it's been a while since anyone revived this thread.
How's life man? Found a nice fish or virginal to save you from the dark charm that is the Capricorn Male?
I got to lay off Virgos. I never thought I'd say this but too many of them are just too much drama. Including my sister and frankly, I don't really trust her. A fish would be nice but that hasn't happened in 10 years. And back then I destroyed something nice for myself. But I look at the future and it's pretty gray regardless of what I do.click to expand

Posted by Sn1p3r187Good to hear you're drawing again. I've been focusing on my writing, though most of my writing time has been spent on read books about how not to suck at it, and getting chapters out for a story I'm working on with a friend.
So I'ma get back to drawing stuff like I used to. It's been a honest while since I've drawn anything. Like really it has. I haven't drawn anything since December. And practice makes perfect and I always need it. I've just lacked a little inspiration here and there but I may have found it again.

Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Good to hear you're drawing again. I've been focusing on my writing, though most of my writing time has been spent on read books about how not to suck at it, and getting chapters out for a story I'm working on with a friend.
So I'ma get back to drawing stuff like I used to. It's been a honest while since I've drawn anything. Like really it has. I haven't drawn anything since December. And practice makes perfect and I always need it. I've just lacked a little inspiration here and there but I may have found it again.click to expand

Posted by SirHornsI have written erotica as well. I lot more convoluted than 50 shades of grey and I never thought of writing in that specific genre but it was fun. Fantasy and adventure also sound interesting. I always liked the idea of horror, but it seems to have never taken off for me. What do you do besides writing? 🙂Posted by takemeawayI've written adventure, dabbled in romance and erotica, though mostly find my home in Fantasy.Posted by SirHornsI love Dark humor 🙂 I wrote a comedy skit but unfortunately it's still collecting dust. I like to think my comedy is smart, slap stick doesn't do it for me. Something for comedy network. I'm glad you enjoy it as well. do you write comedy, drama, horror?Posted by takemeawayOh? Dark humor? Slap Stick or was comedy focused toward smarty pants people? I love using dry humor and sarcasm, with a dash of off-beat dullness to keep people off balance.
I wrote a comedy pilot once. It was a fascinating experience. How's the small talk working out?
As for the small talk, well the thread is still here, so it's not dead? *shrug*
Good thread!
I never would have even guessed I'd write erotica or romance until life happened. It was fun though. Ever written a genre you wouldn't normally picture yourself writing?click to expand


Posted by Vixen2I'm just dandy, thanks for asking!
Well hello Sirhorns, how are you today?
How's life been treating you?
How's work going?
*that's as much small talk as I can do...ask me about relationships and I can chat *

Posted by starwarsworkholic..Posted by SirHornshii 😏Posted by starwarsSup Virginal.
aww shit damn dxp 😢 it was a gif of a casual sup nod.
Taking a break from fixing the world, one typo and misplaces fork at a time?
I'm still being hunted by astrology writers who want to banish me to cooperate America/banking due my Cap Sun and Taurus Moon!
lol tell me about it! we're on the same boat! no breaks for me im a virgo-cap moon who is workholic and make lots of money.
high five for being double earthy!click to expand

Posted by starwarsLet's organize their filing cabinet to kingdom come and threaten to rearrange their sock drawers if they keep it up. Folded undies. Nuff said.Posted by SirHornshii 😏Posted by starwarsSup Virginal.
aww shit damn dxp 😢 it was a gif of a casual sup nod.
Taking a break from fixing the world, one typo and misplaces fork at a time?
I'm still being hunted by astrology writers who want to banish me to cooperate America/banking due my Cap Sun and Taurus Moon!
lol tell me about it! we're on the same boat! no breaks for me im a virgo-cap moon who is workholic and make lots of money.
high five for being double earthy!click to expand

Posted by Sn1p3r187Oh sure! I'm not a poet myself, though I'd be happy to read it!Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Good to hear you're drawing again. I've been focusing on my writing, though most of my writing time has been spent on read books about how not to suck at it, and getting chapters out for a story I'm working on with a friend.
So I'ma get back to drawing stuff like I used to. It's been a honest while since I've drawn anything. Like really it has. I haven't drawn anything since December. And practice makes perfect and I always need it. I've just lacked a little inspiration here and there but I may have found it again.
My writing skills has gotten pretty damn good too. Wrote a bit of a poem about cybernetics. I'll post it if you want.click to expand


Posted by SirHornsBroken DollPosted by Sn1p3r187Oh sure! I'm not a poet myself, though I'd be happy to read it!Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Good to hear you're drawing again. I've been focusing on my writing, though most of my writing time has been spent on read books about how not to suck at it, and getting chapters out for a story I'm working on with a friend.
So I'ma get back to drawing stuff like I used to. It's been a honest while since I've drawn anything. Like really it has. I haven't drawn anything since December. And practice makes perfect and I always need it. I've just lacked a little inspiration here and there but I may have found it again.
My writing skills has gotten pretty damn good too. Wrote a bit of a poem about cybernetics. I'll post it if you want.click to expand

Posted by starwarsSun or Jupiter, either way people love working with us!Posted by SirHornslmao more like housewives at their best!Posted by starwarsLet's organize their filing cabinet to kingdom come and threaten to rearrange their sock drawers if they keep it up. Folded undies. Nuff said.Posted by SirHornshii 😏Posted by starwarsSup Virginal.
aww shit damn dxp 😢 it was a gif of a casual sup nod.
Taking a break from fixing the world, one typo and misplaces fork at a time?
I'm still being hunted by astrology writers who want to banish me to cooperate America/banking due my Cap Sun and Taurus Moon!
lol tell me about it! we're on the same boat! no breaks for me im a virgo-cap moon who is workholic and make lots of money.
high five for being double earthy!
*Highfives* Practicality at it's finest! It's funny since earth signs rule the career houses in astrology. So if you want to know about what you do, what you make and what status you get from it, those houses are what you need to check.
*strokes his Jupiter in 6th house*
i think i only have my sun in an earth house which is the 6th as well! almost twinies! 😏click to expand


Posted by Sn1p3r187Posted by SirHornsBroken DollPosted by Sn1p3r187Oh sure! I'm not a poet myself, though I'd be happy to read it!Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Good to hear you're drawing again. I've been focusing on my writing, though most of my writing time has been spent on read books about how not to suck at it, and getting chapters out for a story I'm working on with a friend.
So I'ma get back to drawing stuff like I used to. It's been a honest while since I've drawn anything. Like really it has. I haven't drawn anything since December. And practice makes perfect and I always need it. I've just lacked a little inspiration here and there but I may have found it again.
My writing skills has gotten pretty damn good too. Wrote a bit of a poem about cybernetics. I'll post it if you want.click to expand
A castaway in Metal is left in the dust
Sent through hell and earth and paid back in rust
“(Clank, Clank)” So goes the sound of the prosthetics
A looked down upon existence that’s now so pathetic
Their bodies seen as a junkyard
To be left in the past and the days before
Metal scraps their skin like nails
And does worse even worse if their organs shall fail
The metal is a cold mountain and a reality to receive
To receive immortality at the loss of their humanity
To achieve the better alternatives within their enhanced minds
Time shall do to them that which is not so kind
They shall walk the Earth forever as it is the punishment they’ve received
They all received immortality at the loss of their humanity
They will walk through the deserts
They will walk through the storms
They will walk through the jungles
They will walk through the cities
They will walk through hell and live to tell the tale
Only if the artificial organs don’t short out or fail
To receive immortality itself is the best blessing
But as to where your future or end lies then it shall keep you guessing
One does not have to throw the curse unto all
One broken mechanical body is just another broken doll
One day the time will come for us to all fall
But do you really want to die as just a broken doll?
I sit by and scratch the writing into the white wall
Broken prosthetic arm, I’m just another broken doll
Time will do unto me what it has done unto others
The death of a Cyborg is no less of a bother
Left than as nothin



Posted by starwarsPosted by Sn1p3r187so youre good at drawing! thats really dope.
Your life has been renewed you were never a broken doll. The quote box kinda cut that off.
is it a gift or a skill? I'm leaning more into it being a spiritual gift.click to expand
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So have anyone here ever written before?
Stories? Guides? reviews? How was the experience for you?