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Posted by CluelessCancer
Takes off her bra and panties. Is this how one flirts? I'm Naked. Wink.

Sigh. Too much effort. Why do people need to flirt anyways, why can't they just fuk, eat, and procreate.




Flirting builds tension and excitement. And, it is not hard. It's a devious way of saying I like you without saying it. So if the other person flirts back, it could mean that they like you back.

Any volunteers?
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Takes off her bra and panties. Is this how one flirts? I'm Naked. Wink.

Sigh. Too much effort. Why do people need to flirt anyways, why can't they just fuk, eat, and procreate.




Flirting builds tension and excitement. And, it is not hard. It's a devious way of saying I like you without saying it. So if the other person flirts back, it could mean that they like you back.

Any volunteers?
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Flirting leads to trouble...
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Posted by aquapiscescusp
Are caps jealous?

Cap fellow I know swears he's not jealous at all! He said he's very confident in who he is and what he's worth-- and only insecure people are jealous. Not only that but he also said his friends are all jealous of him... And that is why he doesn't have any. LOL


I have been call jealous by many. But it's because they do not see the meaning behind the action.

Capricorns VALUE TIME MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD! If I give you my time, please give me yours back.

So lets say I see your not paying attention to me and I am willing giving you my time and attention, what do think the reaction would be—
1) I disappear and no longer give you my time or attention.
2) I express my grievance(which is the true and mature way to fix a problem), which others would call jealous or possessive.

Now with both of those as choices to the problem at hand, which do you think a Capricorn would logically do and why—


Posted by aquapiscescusp
Flirting leads to trouble...
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Flirting is a tool to get what you want. The problem is the person using the tool the wrong way...
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Are caps jealous?

Cap fellow I know swears he's not jealous at all! He said he's very confident in who he is and what he's worth-- and only insecure people are jealous. Not only that but he also said his friends are all jealous of him... And that is why he doesn't have any. LOL


I have been call jealous by many. But it's because they do not see the meaning behind the action.

Capricorns VALUE TIME MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD! If I give you my time, please give me yours back.
So lets say I see your not paying attention to me and I am willing giving you my time and attention, what do think the reaction would be—
1) I disappear and no longer give you my time or attention.
2) I express my grievance(which is the true and mature way to fix a problem), which others would call jealous or possessive.
Now with both of those as choices to the problem at hand, which do you think a Capricorn would logically do and why—
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Flirting leads to trouble...


Flirting is a tool to get what you want. The problem is the person using the tool the wrong way...
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I would think
1) would apply if you haven't invested too much time on the person
2) expressing displeasure or grievance does not equate to being jealous or being possessive in my books... unless of course you only express these feelings when you are indeed jealous and possessive?

I'm more confused now...

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This is Cap flirting? It's soooo slooooowwwwwwwwww!!!!! 😱




isn't it?



Moon u made me laugh.
I wanna see flirting!



Alrighty then.

Me vs APC, MoonArtist, and Impulsv. You three may need to call in more backup. :p

*spanks all around*
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I'm ready. I understand cap flirting style very well. Fire away those interview type questions to assess if I'm worthy...
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This is Cap flirting? It's soooo slooooowwwwwwwwww!!!!! 😱




isn't it?



Moon u made me laugh.
I wanna see flirting!



Alrighty then.

Me vs APC, MoonArtist, and Impulsv. You three may need to call in more backup. :p

*spanks all around*
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Game ON!! And there will be a penalty for the spanking...you'll find out when and how.....
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Good attitude APC! You are a team player for sure.

Scenario: CP comes home from a hard week of work. He calibrates biomedical equipment at hospitals all over the country... has worked long hours all week, had to deal with people who don't even know what equipment they really have, let alone how to use it right... and is bushed when he gets in on Thursday night. You do one of the following:

A) Tell him how you spent approximately $ 500 of his hard earned dollars that week on shoes and crap.

B) Do NOT tell him you spent $ 500 of his hard earned dollars on shoes and crap, foolishly thinking he won't catch it when he looks at the accounts and pays bills on Friday night or Saturday morning.

C) Greet him at the door wearing something naughty along with a smile, and get him an ice cold beer in a frosty mug as soon as he sits down to relax a bit.

D) Present him with his honey-do chore list for the weekend immediately, and start nagging him to do it all, and do it your way, on your schedule

E) Inform him that he can relax a bit, and a made from scratch, home cooked dinner will be ready in 30 minutes or less.

or....

F) None of the above - in which case you have to elaborate on what you would actually do.

That should suffice as your first interview question. Please note blah blah blah....



F) Because I have my different beat to march to....Since you'd be gone so much I would keep tabs with calls and texts, finding out how you're doing, brainstorming on any problem solving that might be needed in regards to work issues you might encounter, and of course, naughty flirty pics and texts. When you did get home a meal would be nearly ready, since I double checked to find out what time to expect you, and you'd "accidentally" catch me in something very casually relaxed but also tantalizingly alluring, like one of your button down shirts showing cleavage...and nothing more. Then you'd have to decide what you wanted first: food, relaxation or me.
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Posted by cowpuncher
hmmmm

APC not only didn't penalize me, she agreed to cook a home cooked dinner and not be a huge pain in my ass, and later to do "anything" - again... i really really really like the sound of "Anything", that's the way to sweet talk a goat.

Moonie, on the other hand... comes busting in complaining, then talking about penalizing me. smh

Aquas 1, Crabs 0, so far.



Sweet talking a goat is when I use ropes, the bed and my imagination....
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Posted by cowpuncher
hmmmm

APC not only didn't penalize me, she agreed to cook a home cooked dinner and not be a huge pain in my ass, and later to do "anything" - again... i really really really like the sound of "Anything", that's the way to sweet talk a goat.

Moonie, on the other hand... comes busting in complaining, then talking about penalizing me. smh

Aquas 1, Crabs 0, so far.




Yay!
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LOL ^

E)

A home cooked meal is my forte. I've had quite the luck ensnaring with this ability.

I would definitely aim for a relaxed atmosphere and from that point on... Anything can happen.

I would never spend someone else's money on expensive items but I might cajole you in buying them for me...

😄



^^^^^^ Okay ladies... THIS is the right attitude!!!!

A - She won't spend my precious, long-hoarded Saturnian loot on expensive stuff while I'm gone working every week.

B - She can, and WILL cook.

C - She said "... and from that point on... ANYTHING can happen" - I'm a really big fan of "anything" because i generally interpret that to mean I can have my every way and whim. After all, she said "anything"


Moonie, Impulsv... you have some VERY big shoes to fill, following APC up on this question.

APC - You can E) me any time. *wink*
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F comes after E... Just saying.
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hmmmm

APC not only didn't penalize me, she agreed to cook a home cooked dinner and not be a huge pain in my ass, and later to do "anything" - again... i really really really like the sound of "Anything", that's the way to sweet talk a goat.

Moonie, on the other hand... comes busting in complaining, then talking about penalizing me. smh

Aquas 1, Crabs 0, so far.



Sweet talking a goat is when I use ropes, the bed and my imagination....
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Tying us up to watch click flicks is like a war crime to us.
You'd be severely punished once that rope loosens~
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hmmmm

APC not only didn't penalize me, she agreed to cook a home cooked dinner and not be a huge pain in my ass, and later to do "anything" - again... i really really really like the sound of "Anything", that's the way to sweet talk a goat.

Moonie, on the other hand... comes busting in complaining, then talking about penalizing me. smh

Aquas 1, Crabs 0, so far.



Sweet talking a goat is when I use ropes, the bed and my imagination....



Tying us up to watch click flicks is like a war crime to us.
You'd be severely punished once that rope loosens~
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Sooo, girl on girl flicks are bad for Caps?
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hmmmm

APC not only didn't penalize me, she agreed to cook a home cooked dinner and not be a huge pain in my ass, and later to do "anything" - again... i really really really like the sound of "Anything", that's the way to sweet talk a goat.

Moonie, on the other hand... comes busting in complaining, then talking about penalizing me. smh

Aquas 1, Crabs 0, so far.



Sweet talking a goat is when I use ropes, the bed and my imagination....



What are you talking about...you never got a man in your life....



Soooo... when somebody calls you a deuchebag for being a deuchebag again, are you gonna stomp your feet, cry, and demand apologies again? Just wondering. 🙂
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You know he is! did you see his post on the Astrology board?
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F) None of the above - in which case you have to elaborate on what you would actually do.

That should suffice as your first interview question. Please note blah blah blah....



F) Because I have my different beat to march to....Since you'd be gone so much I would keep tabs with calls and texts, finding out how you're doing, brainstorming on any problem solving that might be needed in regards to work issues you might encounter, and of course, naughty flirty pics and texts. When you did get home a meal would be nearly ready, since I double checked to find out what time to expect you, and you'd "accidentally" catch me in something very casually relaxed but also tantalizingly alluring, like one of your button down shirts showing cleavage...and nothing more. Then you'd have to decide what you wanted first: food, relaxation or me.



smh.

keeping tabs? Some contact daily is fine.. but 'keeping tabs?' I dunno about that Moonie... I'm getting nervous there.

I can handle any work problems that pop up too. (to the point that the bosses are having me on-point getting us into a whole new line of our business). Naughty flirty pics and texts sounds pretty good though! APC didn't come through with that... but I keep coming back to that whole "keeping tabs" thing, and then you want to get your crab claws into making my work decisions.

Whether we are gonna work out or not is probably gonna largely have to depend on the number and quality of those naughty flirty pics, and just exactly how tanalizingly alluring you are when I get back home for the week. The tantalizing allurement has to outweigh me being kinda freaked out about you keeping crab-tabs on me.

APC is still clearly in the lead. No sign of Impulsv, so soon we may have to declare a forfeit for the Scorpios.
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Fine, I won't keep tabs and you'll possibly wonder what I'm up to in your absence...all alone and aching for a good long roll in the sheets...poor alone me in the bed, sleeping with nothing on...
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Sureshot cap is too hot for dxp. so damn fine and I'm usually not attracted to caps either.



Oh yeah... I don't see it that way. But nevertheless, I find you intriguing, confident and sexy. Whenever you are ready to play with me, please don't hesitate to be yourself.
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I find you intriguing as well, my love. Your intensity melts my defenses. I would love to explore the deep corners of your mind and the contour of your beautiful lips.
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Posted by aquapiscescusp
Ok, here's a question for you wonderful caps.

How deep is that love?

Nothing seems to deter you from someone once you love them...

I mean nothing.



Deeper and more force then pressure that makes diamonds. Even as we're ravaged by time, our love will stand eternally.
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Flirting with capricorns is dangerous....
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Come now, what's a little danger? We're well worth the risk~ Care to see for yourself first hand? I'll promise you this, those risks will make you feel alive!
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Posted by CaptainPimp
idk how to flirt but i will take the ocasion to say.
That every time i read a post by Kitten La Rouge i just wanna bend her over and fuck her brains out.
Cuz she seems so damn confident and hot in her way of speaking, it just gets me turned on everytime i read her posts. Even if i don't agree with her.
She's just asking for a spankin.
Also maybe the cool screenname and avatar have something to do with my imagination of her. ^^
Ba dum.



Ha! Love it!
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Ok, here's a question for you wonderful caps.

How deep is that love?

Nothing seems to deter you from someone once you love them...

I mean nothing.



Deeper and more force then pressure that makes diamonds. Even as we're ravaged by time, our love will stand eternally.
Posted by aquapiscescusp

Flirting with capricorns is dangerous....



Come now, what's a little danger? We're well worth the risk~ Care to see for yourself first hand? I'll promise you this, those risks will make you feel alive!
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I've had my fair share of --a little danger-- with capricorns. The offer is tempting though 😉 I love the words you use to describe the love for someone, deeper, force, pressure, ravaged, eternally. Nice.
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I've had my fair share of --a little danger-- with capricorns. The offer is tempting though 😉 I love the words you use to describe the love for someone, deeper, force, pressure, ravaged, eternally. Nice.



Did those mean old goats try to break your funny bone by hitting it too much? Oh you poor thing! Thank you for the compliment, we goats are very disciplined with our mouths, with every word rolling off our tongues, we're forever striving for the perfect words. In fact, I could offer you a chance to see a Cap work their mouth if you're interested~
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Good, thanks. Heating things up or working up a sweat? Maybe one or the other. Maybe both. Which one would you prefer? 😉



Both, naturally. We goats won't think anything is worth doing unless working up a sweat is involved. Having things heat up will just make cold drinks that much more refreshing once we get them! What type of ice cold drink would you prefer? Bet it would be something sugary or spicy to match your presence~