Schoene....I'm waiting....n waiting......n waitin (Page 2)

sb

I can tellya one reason why I praise the indian culture

*gets down on knees*

*kamasutra*

yes

hehe

Uhh thanks sb

*wierd look in eyes*

sooo umm

can you uh...*beavis and butthead laugh* give me seven different ways to use this thing??

lol

DB

youuuu

nail-obsessed-lying-about-weekly-manicures-pinky-ring-wearing

vain SCORP MALE!!!!!

sure ya don't 😉

HA

that worked for both of ya!!!

*sigh*

tender young caplet

DB- she needs to get in touch with her sexuality- we must not rush her-- just because we scorps come out of the womb fully perverted and ready to go doesn't mean that we can force the other signs to use a can opener before they are ready...

*mixes goya beans with leftover cointreau and pours hornitos gold over the whole thing*

here ya go DB

um-- yer prolly gonna need a spoon though...

heheyeahh

can you say viva cuervo??

hehe

special!!!!

errr

*throws packing tape at sb*

clean up this mess!!

Wait!!!! DB!!!

*chases after DB with drink in hand*

you forgot this!

here look- you don't need the spoon anymore- I blended it!

WHAAAAAAAAAA

they removed the thread!!??

oh well

hey DB

will you PASS me a jelley dough NUT

*looks around empty cafe*

how the heck did that sage bush get in here—

awww yer cute...

*hands tumbleweed a CAPuccino*

hehe

you like that don't you

*pulls out match, lights it and tosses it onto sage's dusty head*

The walnut thread was inoccent til some (not to be mentioned here) non-walnuts stirred up the pot...

I think I'm gonna have to stay in caprefuge for a little longer

even if certain people don't feel that my mindless, drivel-filled comments belong here...

Yeah well-I don't blame ya DB... she should know better

aries fonkey muckers shouldn't mess with scorpoalas

*sigh*

HEY

*snatches matches from DB*

I was using those!!

hey special! put down the harpot and tell me what is NEWWWW and exciting with you!

okay

I get it

*hangs head and walks off of thread*

I'm sorry about getting the donuts wet...

*eyes filling with tears*

what was the last comment on the ob thread?

the last time I read it was bling or star...

did someone write something nasty??

Well

I put my two cents in

but is all useless now if she never got to see it...

I never got to see what she said?

HAHAAAAAAAAAA

it must have been pretty vile if dxp erased it

bummer...

*takes bite out of DB's doughy roll*

mmmm paunchtastic!!

look at my message DB

awww

that is LAME

SL is a really cool chica too

*tapping foot*

I'm still waiting for my banana flavored slice of tech support!!!

*clenches fists*

glitch huh?

hmmm

to bad I can't fix it at work..

stuPIT WoRk

could = couldn't

hehe

yer not having contractions today either huh?

I'm off of them for a while- it is hard to quit though...

sometimes they just crop up intuitively but you have to be strong and just beat them down

I WILL

my post got cut up! DOes dxp not allow anti-contractionists??

I WILL

anyway- I was gonna say that I will fix the pic problem later when I am at home on my sexy mac

but for now I must go do some...ughhh WORK!

DB, special, burnt sage- perhaps I will see you all for a late night cup??

*sticks soggy matches into DB's latte on the way off the thread*

ciao!

Hi Guys!

I'm at the 'port waitin n waitin.for my connection, I think pilot is a scorp..man what a bummer, I seranaded CG n everything. I luv these ciberconnect in "ports...way cool for the addicted. Maybe the "Hoetell will 'ave one too!

On the obs thread, I pologized for my evil twin's poopie mouth (bad, bad crabby!) cause I think she doesn't like herself very well and probably has low self-esteem and stuff. That's why she's so nasty sometimes. Then she dissed ScorpioLady and then ScorpioLady ripped her a new one and she mustn been having a shredding desire cause there wasn't much left of CG after she was done....blood everywhere and little pieces of goat guts...it was awful, I don ever wanna make her mad. Shes awesome, youd like her Schoene.

Anywhoo, I did sang CG thess toons in purrfect harmony (my evil twin & I) as I packed all my not really triangles into the suitcase:

" All my bags are packed
Im ready to go
Im standin here inside your post
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin
Its early morn
The taxis waitin
Hes blowin his horn
Already Im so lonesome
I could cry

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Theres so many times Ive let you down
So many times Ive played around
but I tell you baby, they dont mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back, Ill iddle chattering

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time
Let me kiss you
And close your eyes
Ill be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I wont have to leave you alone
About the times, I wont have to say

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

But, Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Then I sang:

"It don't matter to me
If you really feel that
You need some time to be free
Time to go out searching for yourself
Hoping to find
Time ... to go to find

It don't matter to me
If you take up with
Someone who's better than me
'Cause your happiness is all I want
For you to find
Peace ... your peace of mind

A lot of people have an ego hang-up
'Cause they want to be the only one
How many came before it really doesn't matter
Just as long as you're the last
Everybody's moving on and try to find out
What's been missing in the past

And it don't matter to me
If your searching brings you back together with me
'Cause there'll always be
An empty room waiting for you
An open heart waiting for you
Time is on my side ...

'Cause it don't matter to me ...
It don't matter to me ....
It don't matter to me ....
It don't matter to me ....
It don't matter to me ....
It don't matter to me ....

'Cause there'll always be
An empty room waiting for you
An open heart waiting for you
Time is on my side ...

'Cause it don't matter to me ...

*Crabby sighs, her work of art coulda got an emi...now it's all gone. 😢

"ALL ABOARD STAT OR WE"LL LEAVE YOUR CRABBY AZZ!"

Gotta go!

Luv ya, Miss ya....*sniff, little crab claw waving....babai Schoene, DB, SB, CGWL, SB, Sweets, and Auntie...in case you missed it, I like your licks... 🙂, BTW...

Hey DB- I will join you if you will be up a little later...

I've got some late-nite biz to take care of

but I'll be back in about 40min or so-

save me a walnut latte for later- k?

I found some popcorn in the back room

*tosses DB a bag of micropop*

this should hold ya over!

yer gonna have to find a microwave though...

please use 1% milk

and extra froth

with whip

🙂

*takes sip of latte*

*look of distaste*

did you have to use the alien milk??

there is nothing more disgusting than high-in-decimal, extra strength, triple long division lattes- LEUK WARM!!!!!!

*goes down and gets DB's laundry*

now is there anything in here that can not go in the dryer?

you forgot to separate yer whites

*shakes head*

haha

special...

DB is comfy in his sexuality...

*pulls tutu out of closet and holds it up to doughy waist*

I dunno- I do not think that this is gonna work...

lol...

silly dough-

tutu is for girls!!!

'cause I am a WOMAN

baybeeee

yeahhhhh

oohhhyeahhhh!!!!!

double yizeeeahhhhhhhh

O

M

G

that was so wrong

*looks down at scrawny chest- eyes welling up with tears*

HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHA

okay

can I add some of yer dough to my bra—

might fill things out a bit...

HAHAAHAAAAAA
LMAO!!!!

HAHAAAAA

TOO LATE!!!!

ROFL!!

tehehe

k

short is good

who doesn't love a stumpy, doughy korean??

🙂

Okay special

yer turn

what displeases you most when you look in the mirror?