@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts
Also not a cat.


Also not a cat.
You’re such a dcvk.
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Also not a cat.
You’re such a dcvk.
You just like fcking with me. I’m tired and NOT in the mood!
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suck my duck
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By his dog...she though daddy was hurt...so she jumped on me Because I was on my knees while he sat on the chair...she scratched my back a little but we laughed and she looked at us like...WTF—
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, but my cat just jumped up on to the kitchen island and started eating my pimento cheese.

No but me and my ex had a dog who loved to watch us have sex. Irrelevant but there’s that
My cat has attacked mine and my lovers feet b4. Lol
no. why would I be?
no. why would I be?
My cat has attacked my feet before. lol
no. why would I be?
My cat has attacked my feet before. lol
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I don't have a cat. your poor toes. cats are furry little terrors
u were teasing it with all the casual sex u were having. it got jealous
Never been attacked,
but when married we would occasionally find a cat on the bed, just casually washing as if nothing was going on.
Now single I find it difficult to be alone with myself. Usually before I can accomplish anything a cat will sit on the nightstand patiently watching, waiting for me to finish so they can get on the bed to sleep.
I love cats but I have realized I would not ever be able to bring a stranger home for the night and expect any privacy.
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