DXP Apprentice (Page 14)

Posted by VirgoGent

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
To everyone on #winning:

What makes you better players and gives you a better chance to beat Damnata and starwars in the next task and maybe even beat them out to win the game in the final task?

You judges know I'm one of the best left in the game. I'm not ready to go, I want to win this thing!

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well im glad youre fighting now cuz at first it looked like you were giving up

@sakuraflowers

VirgoGent is saying he and UVD would make a better team than you and UVD. Do you concur?

@unusualvaginaldischarge

Why did you choose sakura going forward over VirgoGent?

Posted by VirgoGent

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
@sakuraflowers

VirgoGent is saying he and UVD would make a better team than you and UVD. Do you concur?

Of course she does. @sakuraflowers is by far the weakest link on our team. It's time for her to be removed.



Bye @sakuraflowers, it's time for your exit!

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But UVD chose to go forward with sakura rather than you

There must be a reason

Posted by feby
Uvd chose sakura

Sakura chose uvd

Virgogent chose uvd

we've def established uvd should stay

do we trust UVD saying she should go forward with sakura

or look at past challenges where UVD and VirgoGent seemed to work well

Tho UVD and Sakura have also had their moments like the drawing in task 2

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by feby
Its seems both virgogent and sakura want to work with you UVD but who would you like to go forward with you @unusualvaginaldischarge

This is a tough decision.

do i have to be the one to make it?

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I would like you to give us the pros and cons of working with both

as to what really goes on behind the scenes

Posted by feby
Uvd chose sakura

Sakura chose uvd

Virgogent chose uvd

Thanks for the cliff notes 🙂

So that mean Vaggie D automatically goes forward?

Posted by PhoenixRising
So that mean Vaggie D automatically goes forward?

who

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by PhoenixRising
So that mean Vaggie D automatically goes forward?

who

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*eye roll* you know who I'm referring to Nights.

I'll find out tomorrow.

Good luck Champs!

Good luck VirgoGent!

Deuces peeps.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by PhoenixRising
So that mean Vaggie D automatically goes forward?

who

*eye roll* you know who I'm referring to Nights.

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Ill assume you mean Damnata

but yes her team won the task

oh uvd lol

The discharge I try and block out

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by PhoenixRising
So that mean Vaggie D automatically goes forward?

who

*eye roll* you know who I'm referring to Nights.

Ill assume you mean Damnata

but yes her team won the task

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Lol. My bad. Sorry. I meant UVD. She automatically goes forward since both team members voted to work with her.

Speaking of, congrats on the win ladies!

well def the hardest decision yet. As it should be with this many people left but also because people are fighting for once

I think feby and I reached an agreement tho

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Pisco
Nights, you seriously need to be in the entertainment industry. I'll be your biggest fan from NM.

lmao god knows ive tried

One day Ill move to Los Angeles

and prolly die in Van Nuys :/

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We buying DXP man!

@UnusualVaginalDischarge

Up until this last task you always stood out on your team, so do not make a habit of falling behind on the team or you could easily find yourself fired if the team loses this last team challenge coming up tomorrow...

@VirgoGent

I def appreciate you snapping out of it and fighting for your apprentice life. Ive always felt that you and UVD made good teamwork, but it seems to her she likes working with sakura just a tad bit more. It is hard for Feby and I to look past the team losing twice while you were project manager...

@sakuraflowers

Im glad to see you having to fight for your life as well, but is it too little too late? If you stay it is because you do still have potential, but you need to bring your A game these last 4 days. If you go know that it is because the judges did not see you step up enough...

Posted by VirgoGent

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
To everyone on #winning:

What makes you better players and gives you a better chance to beat Damnata and starwars in the next task and maybe even beat them out to win the game in the final task?

I have no worries about beating either one of one on one.

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....lol.

just ROFLMAO @ Deldo understanding Vaggie D = Damnata

Posted by Damnata
just ROFLMAO @ Deldo understanding Vaggie D = Damnata

The D threw me off. I didnt think of discharge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Damnata
just ROFLMAO @ Deldo understanding Vaggie D = Damnata

The D threw me off.

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Now I know why the marriage with starwars failed.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Damnata
just ROFLMAO @ Deldo understanding Vaggie D = Damnata

The D threw me off.

Now I know why the marriage with starwars failed.

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grody

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Oh man, the worse was when the video froze right when "@sakuraflowers" appeared. I screamed "wtf" so loud. My office mate was startled lol.

Congrats Champ 🙂

Sorry VirgoGent. You did a great job 🙂.

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Damnata
just ROFLMAO @ Deldo understanding Vaggie D = Damnata

The D threw me off. I didnt think of discharge

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I probably should have put Viiiiiiiggie D. My bad.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Oh man, the worse was when the video froze right when "@sakuraflowers" appeared. I screamed "wtf" so loud. My office mate was startled lol.

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rofl

ill start the next task in the coming few hours

@sakuraflowers

@UnusualVaginalDischarge

Decide which on of you is going to be project manager

@Damnata

@starwars

starwars has to be PM this task because Damnata cannot be PM 2 times in a row

I will be sending the task via PM in the next 45 to 60 minutes

I sent the task to everyone

If you didnt get it let me know

I will be posting it on the thread soon tho

Task #5

It is time for everyone’s favorite subject: Tier 1 of DXP.

For the following challenge you must design a DXP First Tier Club Card

You must then explain the following:

1. How you join the club?

2. You must sell the card by Listing what seven things are exclusive to 1st tier card holders…

This is one of the simpler tasks so be as creative and entertaining in your descriptions as you can.

You will be graded on:

-Your card design

-Your explanations

-creativity

-team Work

-Entertainment



However the hard thing about this challenge is as follows

Once you finish the design of your card and post it on the board, you must then try and sell the card to DXPers. You are to try and get DXPers to PM me either a picture of your card or a link to a picture of your card. The link must work to count.

Members of DXP that played apprentice will not count.

Members who made an account after 2/7/17 will not count

1 Member cannot PM both teams cards. Only the first card they PM me will count.

**I will not count any PM that I receive BEFORE the team posts their designs and explanations on the apprentice thread

Whichever team gets more people to PM me their cards, will get a whopping 12 extra points!

Task ends tomorrow at 6:30 EST

Awww man I don't count?!? My heart is shattered

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Posted by justagirl
Awww man I don't count?!? My heart is shattered

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well I cant have yall just voting for your old teams! 😛

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by justagirl
Awww man I don't count?!? My heart is shattered

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well I cant have yall just voting for your old teams! 😛

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Who says we would?!! ?

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by justagirl
Awww man I don't count?!? My heart is shattered

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well I cant have yall just voting for your old teams! 😛

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Who says we would?!! ?

Posted by tiziani
LOL you should have gotten testimonials from T1 members about how their lives changed since joining

This is gonna be the hardest extra points ever

everyone gets so triggered

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani
LOL you should have gotten testimonials from T1 members about how their lives changed since joining

This is gonna be the hardest extra points ever

everyone gets so triggered

They would if they'd have put the REAL benefits of membership down

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Reverting to my 1st Tier membership just for this task *sigh*

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani
LOL you should have gotten testimonials from T1 members about how their lives changed since joining

This is gonna be the hardest extra points ever

everyone gets so triggered

Which club does @soul join?!!!

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The one that says "Souls club". Population 1.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Soul

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani
LOL you should have gotten testimonials from T1 members about how their lives changed since joining

This is gonna be the hardest extra points ever

everyone gets so triggered

Which club does @soul join?!!!

The one that says "Souls club". Population 1.

Sounds like fun 😐

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It is. The best part is I can be myself with no regrets. I don't have to adjust and conform myself to fit with the people I'm lying to.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Soul

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Soul

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani
LOL you should have gotten testimonials from T1 members about how their lives changed since joining

This is gonna be the hardest extra points ever

everyone gets so triggered

Which club does @soul join?!!!

The one that says "Souls club". Population 1.

Sounds like fun 😐

It is. The best part is I can be myself with no regrets. I don't have to adjust and conform myself to fit with the people I'm lying to.

I tried that once. This is better.

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To each their own in the end I guess. I'm getting to a point where if it truly makes someone happy, and obviously isn't physically hurting people it's a good choice and healthy.

Good afternoondelights, plebs!

This is your favorite company, DXP Tier1 Inc....giving you the opportunity to make something out of your lives.

Now you are familiar with our Silver membership card...



that includes perks like...

1)Free merchandise for 1st tiers

2) Virgo queen of 2015 and virgo queen of 2016 acknowledging your exsitence

3) Lit inbox

4) Nips tassels

5) Cyber fist bumps

6) Free popcorn whenever there's a DXP drama

7) Free lessons from the edgiest, Cabbull, Neno and 8 lord to step up your Rap and Flirting game

or our Gold edition...



1)Free merchandise for 1st tiers

2) Weekly thread dedicated for you

3) Gemitati to handle your fan mails because she has too much time in her hands

4) Free popcorn whenever there's a DXP drama

5) Free lessons from the edgiest, Cabbull, Neno and 8 lord to step up your Rap and Flirting game

6) tellmemore likes

7)free photoshop for your nudes to step your game

BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO CLIMB THE LAST RUNG ON THAT POPULARITY LADDER

Apply now for our Diamond membership card:

Front:



Back:



"How?"

Send @AfternoonDelights22 a PM with the following link:

http://imgur.com/a/Oeukg

"How do I know if I even fit the standard?"

Confidence is important, young padawan.

Criteria/Rules:

-Venusian people/placements get in immediately

- No pathetic gif game

- Replies shorter than starwars peanus

- Got 2 groupies at least (gemitati doesnt count)

- Top in your class in subtle shading and sarcasm

"Why?"

Seriously? This is why you are where you're at in life.



^Don't be that loser.

"What do I get?"

1) Colorful glasses to your groupies

2) a clique of 6 people to black knight your ass, quote you and add "+1" to your posts

3) 10 fake IP addresses

4) free boobies and penis augmentation surgeries

5) tellmemore likes

6) free merchandise for 1st tiers

7) free copies of the following books: keys to being alpha, how to live with a huge penis (signed by starwars), my ratchet secret (free audio included narrated by Sancho or whatever Romanian of your choosing)

Apply NOW!

Posted by feby
Shiny huge penis!

yes please!

Meow

Yeee the battle for extra points is getting heated now

4 hours to go

Ill bbl to update both teams in PMs on their member count

1 hour remaining

Posted by sakuraflowers
Club Card



HOW to Join Tier 1

Send PM to AfternoonDelights22 with link to this thread AND a vocaroo stating WHY you deserve to be in this exclusive club.

Seven Exclusive Club Benefits

- Pet Teenafish

- Get one of a kind saturn english lesson from starwars

- See Damnata in a bikini pic

- Sniff gemitatis undies

- Get to have dinner with firebunnys spanish family

- Make song request to afternoondelights22 (a once in 4 years oppurtunity 😉 )

- Slap dickbutt anytime after 6pm on any part of his body

Adding the requirement of the vocaroo may limit how many members you get.

Time is up!

@DickButt is travelling and idk if he will be around, but he is supposed to be

@feby is at the gym and will be around in awhile

I will have questions shortly

@unusualvaginaldischarge

@sakuraflowers

Who came up with the customized card idea?

@Damnata

@starwars

you all took the door to door salesman approach in PMs

Exactly how did you approach people in PM?

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
@Damnata

@starwars

you all took the door to door salesman approach in PMs

Exactly how did you approach people in PM?

Well I did with nudes. No idea about starwars lol. Something something dxp admin.

I am joking.

I told the people I was in a contest and if they would be nice enough to support my team by sending you the link.

I mean I could show you what I said exactly but...I think I did.

And besides, I do work events so no professional secret here will be divulged.