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how to fuck geminis mind?
How to Understand a Gemini's Mind
Understanding a Gemini involves engaging their curiosity and providing mental stimulation. They enjoy playful conversations and new experiences. Building trust and sharing interests can deepen your connection with them. Avoid being overly serious or predictable, as Geminis thrive on variety and intellectual engagement.
Have them sort silverware and toss a spork in there.
Posted by littlemegabytes
Things that fuck with my mind:1. Calculus, taking a fucking derivative and then right next to it, having to take an integral. Yea, I am dying over here over this!
2. How some of those wive's tales remedies actually work (haven't bothered to research, don't care. But really, like an onion in your sock??)
3. Optical illusions
4. Lengthy word problems where more than necessary amounts of variables are given
5. Detecting sarcasm via the internet, sometimes
6. Why women still wear UGG bootsSorry brah, sporks and balloons aren't on the list.
Million dollar question tbh
Posted by Wirewalker
You want to fuck a Geminis mind. Get a list of things they know nothing about, learn it, teach it to them.Pretend your an idiot then say something absolutely profound. Their eyes open up like a new born. It my favorite thing to do to them. It's a look of terror and titillation and fun.
Casually weave something they taught you into a conversation or let them over hear it.
Complex riddles and words games.
Improv games that require to be fast and witty.
With that being said, Gem's have fragile minds. Be kind to them.
You need to be removed from society...
Air signs and Mercurians are all about different gears, Geminis are in the low gears, Aquarius are at the top...
Gems are really clever for most things, but if you make it too philosophical or academic, they won't follow you....you just have to play their games, but better, and you have to remain emotionally detached, but act like it wasnt planned. Easy.
Posted by Wirewalker
You want to fuck a Geminis mind. Get a list of things they know nothing about, learn it, teach it to them.Pretend your an idiot then say something absolutely profound. Their eyes open up like a new born. It my favorite thing to do to them. It's a look of terror and titillation and fun.
Casually weave something they taught you into a conversation or let them over hear it.
Complex riddles and words games.
Improv games that require to be fast and witty.
With that being said, Gem's have fragile minds. Be kind to them.
You need to be removed from society...
Maybe, been trying. God has other plans for me, and I have chosen to follow them. Given the choice, I'd probably live a selfish life.
I'm curious, anon. What makes you say I should be removed from society?
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Lol just kidding...you seem ruthless is all 🙂 It's a good thing.
I see. Even strangers think I am ruthless.
Well this is ruthless...
"Pretend your an idiot then say something absolutely profound. Their eyes open up like a new born. It my favorite thing to do to them.
Casually weave something they taught you into a conversation or let them over hear it."
😄
I see. Even strangers think I am ruthless.
Well this is ruthless...
"Pretend your an idiot then say something absolutely profound. Their eyes open up like a new born. It my favorite thing to do to them.
Casually weave something they taught you into a conversation or let them over hear it."
😄Just because I have knowledge of good and evil does not mean I use said knowledge for evil.
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Good man.
Posted by bricklemark
Air signs and Mercurians are all about different gears, Geminis are in the low gears, Aquarius are at the top...
Gems are really clever for most things, but if you make it too philosophical or academic, they won't follow you....you just have to play their games, but better, and you have to remain emotionally detached, but act like it wasnt planned. Easy.Like very easy. That's their greatest weakness, they fall prey to the same deception they dish out. I was suprised by that.
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Yes! Exactly! l wasnt entirely sure but this is how it feels...lf you dont know them well you don't know their weakness, you just end up thinking they're very sarcastic, or mean.
Posted by scorpiothebadass
Give them balloonsWhat would you say for an Aquarius woman?
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Shock them
I love gems
I have no words... except:
This is what the next generation has to look up to, to learn how to be a decent human being....
Makes my heart break.
Posted by misslissa
I have no words... except:This is what the next generation has to look up to, to learn how to be a decent human being....
Makes my heart break.
Don't worry, i'm sure a YouTube tutorial on how to do just that is coming up.... 😄
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😕
Lol! Funny. But horrible.
Talk so much you don't let them talk. xD 😛P
Posted by exxtasyx
Lol at some of the retards in this thread thinking they can manipulate a Gemini. We see and hear everything, even things we don't want to know. Good luck with that. The first thing a Gemini does when they meet you is read your ass and figure out who you are.
they can read ass? :o
There is no way to fuck a gemini's mind. These are brilliant people that knows every trick in the book.
Communication and knowledge is their game.
~~~veryimportantantperson~~~
Posted by exxtasyx
Lol at some of the retards in this thread thinking they can manipulate a Gemini. We see and hear everything, even things we don't want to know. Good luck with that. The first thing a Gemini does when they meet you is read your ass and figure out who you are.How do you do this? Explain. And are you sure you're 100% right about the person or are you just passing judgement on how you think this person is like?
I can see it on their face. I can hear it in their tone. I can tell they're lying because it doesn't make sense or doesn't add up considering what they said in the past. Gemini's are constantly analyzing people and taking mental notes on people. That's the first thing we do when we meet someone. We remember what you said last year, what you said two years ago and we know how you work. People think "oh look I'm manipulating a Gemini by playing stupid, hahahaha" no, you're not. Gemini's are the actors of the Zodiac. We know what you're doing because we're pro's at what you're trying to accomplish.
The only reason people think they manipulate Gemini's is because a lot of us put up with a lot of shit. We're not going to "call you out" on your bullshit if we like you or if you don't provoke us. We're gonna listen to your BS story that you left important facts out of or tried to twist in your favor and pretend to be naive about it all.
You really have no idea why you are easy to manipulate. It's sad to be completely honest.
Lol a Libra going to manipulate me. That's so funny. I see Libra's falling in love all the time and being so blinded by it that they get manipulated and played like little muppets. Libra's don't even notice the world around them.
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I have seen a Libran friend manipulating people by her charm. Its not unusual.
@Ryoko geminis don't play mind games. It's all or nothing with these characters.
They are smart people. Most geminis can read minds almost as if they know what will be the next thing you say. So you can't lie to these people.
And I'm no gemini.
Yes! Exactly! l wasnt entirely sure but this is how it feels...lf you dont know them well you don't know their weakness, you just end up thinking they're very sarcastic, or mean.
Oh I know them well, lol. And they're predictable, at least to me.
Y'all don't actually think that you have hundreds of millions of people completely figured out because of their sun sign do you, COME ON
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That's pretty much what astrology is about....
And the Gemini traits are pretty strong...but there are different sorts...but still they're quite predictable.
Posted by veryimportantperson
@Ryoko geminis don't play mind games. It's all or nothing with these characters.They are smart people. Most geminis can read minds almost as if they know what will be the next thing you say. So you can't lie to these people.
Oh I wouldn't go that far.
Like the majority of people care enough about a Gemini to be bothered.
Posted by veryimportantperson
There is no way to fuck a gemini's mind. These are brilliant people that knows every trick in the book.Communication and knowledge is their game.
~~~veryimportantantperson~~~
Nobody knows me. I'm a spirit.
Posted by veryimportantperson
There is no way to fuck a gemini's mind. These are brilliant people that knows every trick in the book.Communication and knowledge is their game.
~~~veryimportantantperson~~~
Nobody knows me. I'm a spirit.
Ahh...really? Why do you seems to remind me of somebody who I used to know from here. Ummmm 😄
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innuendo619?
Posted by veryimportantperson
And I'm no gemini.What's your sign?
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Scorpio
Posted by veryimportantperson
There is no way to fuck a gemini's mind. These are brilliant people that knows every trick in the book.Communication and knowledge is their game.
~~~veryimportantantperson~~~
Nobody knows me. I'm a spirit.
Ahh...really? Why do you seems to remind me of somebody who I used to know from here. Ummmm 😄
innuendo619?
Nutelladecoco12345.. 😆
Nvm....forget it. 😄
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innuendo619 is a gemini born 6/19. I know her personally.
Its spring time people enjoy
Posted by blackphase
Yoooo! Where da fuck have you been!? Haven't seen you in ages!!
Time travel
Use their own tricks and games on them
So basically the right answer is cant fuck mind theres no hole
Like the majority of people care enough about a Gemini to be bothered.
You cared enough to marry one. lol.
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I care a lot.
I was referencing people at large, and not myself. I would have thought a person with intelligence could have gotten that according to the wording.
I guess people with intelligence did get that .... just not you.
What a fucking moron, lol
Geminis taking everything personal ...... they spend most of their lives reacting to shit, simply because they aren't strong enough to prevent themselves from getting butthurt.
You proved that, didn't you?
lol
Again ... the majority of people don't care enough to be bothered.
Now lets see if you can use critical thought, even after it's been pointed out to you ... or if you're still a moron.
Like the majority of people care enough about a Gemini to be bothered.
You cared enough to marry one. lol.
I care a lot.
I was referencing people at large, and not myself. I would have thought a person with intelligence could have gotten that according to the wording.
I guess people with intelligence did get that .... just not you.
What a fucking moron, lol
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I thought you couldn't be more clearer in that post
The mercury retrograde has long been over guise, what gives
*cries about planets in 3rd house*
I thought you couldn't be more clearer in that post
more clearer? lol
so much for Geminis being intelligent
I thought you couldn't be more clearer in that post
more clearer? lol
so much for Geminis being intelligent
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Stahp
I just want your love
😢
And who said I'm a gemini
Maybe you're not a Gemini ... I don't know, and not bothering to find out
It should be obvious to Gemini's that most people don't respect you, or value what you say .... one only has to look in dxp to get that point.
maybe you should ask sassy to make it (more clearer) ..... maybe then you'd be able to actually look around you without crying, yelling and screaming
Geminis taking everything personal ...... they spend most of their lives reacting to shit, simply because they aren't strong enough to prevent themselves from getting butthurt.
You proved that, didn't you?
lol
Again ... the majority of people don't care enough to be bothered.
Now lets see if you can use critical thought, even after it's been pointed out to you ... or if you're still a moron.
P-Angel loves Geminis!!
@Wirewalker, my bad, continue!! 😛
I thought you couldn't be more clearer in that post
more clearer? lol
so much for Geminis being intelligent
Stahp
I just want your love
😢
And who said I'm a gemini
Whenever you try to side with and get in good with Pangel and it backfires 😢 .....Whenever she was unable to realize that you were actually on her side all along......
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IKR I thought I was being cute and all but noo, it's like she enjoys kicking puppies
I thought you couldn't be more clearer in that post
more clearer? lol
so much for Geminis being intelligent
Stahp
I just want your love
😢
And who said I'm a gemini
Whenever you try to side with and get in good with Pangel and it backfires 😢 .....Whenever she was unable to realize that you were actually on her side all along......
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LOLOL
Yes, I think she misread Sassy's message.
Where do you guys find these Gifs? They are so funny and perfect!!
@littlemegabyte I totally get what you're saying. I used to love to debate and challenge people. Nowadays, I just don't care to waste the energy. LOL You have to really get me into a good topic to get me going. 🙂 Also, I wasn't referring to you guys in this thread, I was speaking from what I've seen for almost 4yrs.
Maybe you're not a Gemini ... I don't know, and not bothering to find out
It should be obvious to Gemini's that most people don't respect you, or value what you say .... one only has to look in dxp to get that point.
maybe you should ask sassy to make it (more clearer) ..... maybe then you'd be able to actually look around you without crying, yelling and screaming
I agree, even tho I posted...... something.
Welcome back P-Angel. 🙂
admit that you LOVE to hate us
I have admitted in dxp numerous times that I don't hate anyone or anything.
But, you're more than welcome to romanticize being hated on since it seems to make you feel so special.
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